I heard when you dont wash for 6 months your body will activate a self cleaning system or something and your clean again and dont need to wash ever again.
[QUOTE=mike;18626780]
use a plainish smelling anti-perspirant and a nice smelling eau de toilette.
[/QUOTE]
and your nice smelling toilet water, as translated to english.
Remember, you can't smell yourself well enough because you are used to your own brand. Everybody around you however gets the full blow of it. So OP, you probably smell like ultra shit and you don't even know it. Take a shower more often! Jeese.
I don't wash. Ever.
[QUOTE=djjkxbox;18628022]and your nice smelling toilet water, as translated to english.[/QUOTE]
i'm aware of what it means in french. that doesn't stop it being its name.
You going to eat your dick cheese afterwords?
Before I hit puberty I only showered once a week or so. Nobody complained...
disgusting
Once when I was 10 I hated taking showers and didn't take one for 2 weeks, now I remember I was a faggot back then.
[QUOTE=NotAnotherAlt;18628429]Before I hit puberty I only showered once a week or so. Nobody complained...[/QUOTE]
When I was younger I didn't have to wash much either and I looked fine. After I hit puberty, though, my hair started getting greasy within a day, my body itched and acne started appearing. :(
[QUOTE=Ajacks;18622878]I shower every day. It was hell when I was in the hospital over the last week because i was unable to shower for 4 days and I felt awful, it really ruins your mood. I can't take a real shower for two weeks now because of my wound but I have to take time consuming baths so I don't get the dressing wet. You still can bet your bottom dollar I will take the time each day to do so. Obviously the OP doesn't grow a scrap of facial hair, doesn't care about his skin, doesn't have a girlfriend or even that many friends or else he would see how ridiculous not showering is.[/QUOTE]
This reminds me of when I was in the hospital for 21 days. I couldnt take a real long shower for about 2 weeks because I was constantly shitting and could not make it all the way through a shower. Constantly shitting+no showers+hospital=No good. And I was constantly shitting because I had UC. After my surgery removing part of my large bowel/colon I had an ileostomy bag so instead of going througha and wrapping the ostomy bag to make sure it doesnt get wet I would stand in front of the sink with a towel on the floor, naked, and sponge myself down with a wet soapy wash cloth and then with a just wet wash cloth and then dry myself off. I did this twice a day for six months until my second surgery reversing my ileostomy and allowing me to shit through my ass again. I now still take 2 showers a day, when I wake up and before I go to bed.
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;18624937]WTF at least no shave November is acceptable because your beard doesn't smell like ass sweat.[/QUOTE]
Even though it looks like pubes
I saw this thread right after I took a shower :buddy:
there's some kid that sits behind me in spanish that does not bathe
i mean literally I've been sitting there for a month now and he's worn the same dirty pair of shorts for the entire time. he has a goddamned cloud following him.
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;18632516]there's some kid that sits behind me in spanish that does not bathe
i mean literally I've been sitting there for a month now and he's worn the same dirty pair of shorts for the entire time. he has a goddamned cloud following him.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5d/Pig-pen_peanuts.PNG[/img]
please tell me you dont wank while doing this "tradition"
I shower at least once a day. This would kill me.
I shower every morning. :)
My hair is a mess if I don't.
And sometimes depending on what I did, I'll shower again at night.
[QUOTE=Godzillarr;18633090]please tell me you dont wank while doing this "tradition"[/QUOTE]
Don't worry I always wipe my hands and stomach with a tissue.
That's disgusting
Eww boy you so nasty.
Eww on you!
that's disgusting
This is the first thing you would want to do:
Get off World of Warcraft.
It's kinda sad how much water goes to waste simply because people want to smell nice.
[QUOTE=jalit;18635134]It's kinda sad how much water goes to waste simply because people want to smell nice.[/QUOTE]
Converse Water. Shower Together.
I can't sleep if I haven't showered during the day.
[editline]05:45AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Maccabee;18634506]Don't worry I always wipe my hands and stomach with a tissue.[/QUOTE]
You jizz all over your stomach?
[QUOTE=jalit;18635134]It's kinda sad how much water goes to waste simply because people want to smell nice.[/QUOTE]
You do know that a lot of major cities have water treatment plants that is able to clean water to a quality that allows it to be placed back into rivers.
Excuse me, you're fucking filthy.
I give it about 3 days then my balls stink to the point that I have to shower or I'll never stop gagging whenever I get anywhere near my crotch
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.