• Masturbatiion considered ungodly?
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I heard years ago that this church made kids give the priest a paper dove everytime they masturbated. 13 year old's room would be stacked high
It's ungoldly UNLESS you are jacking off into holy water. Be sure to do this without telling people though.
[QUOTE=archangel125;20349697]The Church's stance is that every single sperm cell is a baby, so jerking off is like having a million abortions. I swear, they're devolving while we're progressing.[/QUOTE] An abortion it removing a bunch of cells, how's that immoral? But killing SEMEN? So using a condom must be unholy too, because trillions of potential babies die. Kill that sperm like crazy, this world is far too crowded.
How do you think God made the ocean?
[QUOTE=Pajama Sam;20350614]How do you think God made the ocean?[/QUOTE] i always thought he just took a piss but okay
[QUOTE=Eli Vance;20350550]An abortion it removing a bunch of cells, how's that immoral? But killing SEMEN? So using a condom must be unholy too, because trillions of potential babies die. Kill that sperm like crazy, this world is far too crowded.[/QUOTE] Hence why Catholics do not use comdoms
Masturbation is good for you, some churches in 1800's considered it ugly, now it's just frowned upon by them. Like..masturbating on an airplane. [editline]10:29PM[/editline] [img]http://images.artistdirect.com/Images/nad/video/tribune/74686/74686_bf.jpg[/img]
Oh come on OP, use your common sense.
[QUOTE=TheIceman;20350778][img]http://images.artistdirect.com/Images/nad/video/tribune/74686/74686_bf.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] i love this movie!
[QUOTE=glennman94;20349771]If there is a god it should be the sun. Because it gives life to all the known life.[/QUOTE] hello get me a iced coke [editline]10:49PM[/editline] [QUOTE=TheDeadHo;20350679]Hence why Catholics do not use comdoms[/QUOTE] im catholic but fuck that! why would god want us to create more children to further over populate and destroy the earth.
[QUOTE=Detective P;20349741][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8[/media][/QUOTE] Why does he talk about religions then goes on to jizz?
[QUOTE=Super_Poo;20350381]I heard years ago that this church made kids give the priest a paper dove everytime they masturbated. 13 year old's room would be stacked high[/QUOTE] I suck at origami. maybe thats a good habit to start so i stop doing it as frequently. lol
I lol'd.
Cleanliness is next to Godliness. So if you want to balance it out... Jerk off in the shower. Godliness + Ungodliness = Safe Middle Ground
YOU'RE 'LL GOIN' TO HELL, WANKERS! /sarcasm
What would Jesus Do? He would need to release himself.
[QUOTE=archangel125;20349697]The Church's stance is that every single sperm cell is a baby, so jerking off is like having a million abortions. I swear, they're devolving while we're progressing.[/QUOTE] I've got to be around the billion kills mark by now, surely?
i believe a step forward for human progression is getting over religion
[QUOTE=Neckbeard;20351279]Cleanliness is next to Godliness. So if you want to balance it out... Jerk off in the shower. Godliness + Ungodliness = Safe Middle Ground[/QUOTE] But not in a bath, because then you're stuck with it.
Masturbation is frowned upon in my church . although it is obvious that some of the young boys still do it i find it up to me to stop it. I tell the parents about how it is a filthy blight on the household and they should stop, thankfully some of my dedicated members have taken this to heart . Has anyone got any tips on scaring the young teens on how to not masturebate ? it is quite hard to stop them and i dont think they should do it.
[QUOTE=Hellduck;20351782]But not in a bath, because then you're stuck with it.[/QUOTE] What person above the age of 6 takes a bath?
[B]Well I can't really say but I think you're not supposed to do it but you really to then that's up to you. Each person to his choice.[/B]
[QUOTE=Dougz;20349558]Don't turn this into an atheist vs religion thread please. [/QUOTE] It's hard not to when you've brought up this topic. Toasting in a roll bread.
Depends on the religion, there [I]is[/I] more than one religion on the planet.
[QUOTE=Neckbeard;20351978]What person above the age of 6 takes a bath?[/QUOTE] I don't know? People who only have a bath? :ohdear: WHYAREYOUASKINGMEIONLYHAVESHOWERS :supaburn:
[QUOTE=Neckbeard;20351978]What person above the age of 6 takes a bath?[/QUOTE] Baths are really relaxing after an intense work out.
[QUOTE=Pastor Eugene;20351953]Masturbation is frowned upon in my church . although it is obvious that some of the young boys still do it i find it up to me to stop it. I tell the parents about how it is a filthy blight on the household and they should stop, thankfully some of my dedicated members have taken this to heart . Has anyone got any tips on scaring the young teens on how to not masturebate ? it is quite hard to stop them and i dont think they should do it.[/QUOTE][url=http://atheism.about.com/b/2004/08/28/mormon-tactics-against-masturbation.htm]Try these Mormon tips.[/url]
It's a horrible thing to do. It's like killing your children before they're born. :downs:
Everything is god damn ungodly bar breathing.
[QUOTE=angrykid8;20352612]Everything is god damn ungodly bar breathing.[/QUOTE] No that is too because you are inhaling toxic fumes which give you cancer so its suicide.
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