[QUOTE=archangel125;20349697]The Church's stance is that every single sperm cell is a baby, so jerking off is like having a million abortions. I swear, they're devolving while we're progressing.[/QUOTE]
Ya, pff, humanitarianism is so archaic... Honestly what the fuck were they thinking? Having concern for human life, present and potential....
[QUOTE=lapsus_;20349664]i heard it's sin. the Christian concept of "not having sex until the wedding" afflicts masturbation too, as it's seen as "sex with yourself".
so you're meant to confess to God (and your local church's priest) what you do under the sheets all by yourself ;D
screw cristianity, lol[/QUOTE]
Marry your... oh god. :byodood:
[QUOTE=Neckbeard;20351279]Cleanliness is next to Godliness.
So if you want to balance it out... Jerk off in the shower. Godliness + Ungodliness = Safe Middle Ground[/QUOTE]
However if you were a atheist it would be considered dividing by zero so ...
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Division_by_zero[/url]
Ha Everyone was expecting a image macro but no.
No it is not, but watching pornography is.
It can't be ungodly because god doesn't exist. It can be [B]considered[/B] ungodly because god is a figment of the human imagination and anyone can imagine him considering anything he wants.
The bible does not mention masturbation.
Well then I am an ungodly god.
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