[QUOTE=phill977;17192595]Generally chavs (Australians call them "lads") are 15 year old white kids that are piss weak, smoke, graffiti, try to start fights, and call everyone "cunts" or "dogs".[/QUOTE]
exact definition of wog right there.
Don't lecture me, boy, i think i know my own country.
Can anyone explain what exactly a fucking chav is? You know, for all us non-European-y people.
[QUOTE=thirty9th;17193274]Can anyone explain what exactly a fucking chav is? You know, for all us non-European-y people.[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure it's the European equivalent of a wigger, a wannabe gangster.
[IMG]http://www.briscoebarnyard.com/pictures/chav.jpg[/IMG]
Chavette (Left) and Chav (Right)
[QUOTE=Kagrs;17193308][IMG]http://www.briscoebarnyard.com/pictures/chav.jpg[/IMG]
Chavette (Left) and Chav (Right)[/QUOTE]
Ew...
[QUOTE=soupman345-2;17193295]I'm pretty sure it's the European equivalent of a wigger, a wannabe gangster.[/QUOTE]
No, we have them too.
Urban Dictionary:
Picture this a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, is definitely the height of fashion). This lad is strutting around, fag in one hand jewellery al over the over, outside McDonalds acting as if he is 8 foot tall and built like a rugby player, when some poor unsuspecting adult (about 17/18) walks round the corner wanting to go to mcdonalds for his dinner glances at the young lad, the young lad jumps up in complete disgust and says “Whats your problem? Wanna make sommin of it? Bling Bling” when the adult starts to walk towards the young lad, the young lad pisses himself and runs off to either his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend or his brother in the army crying his eyes out.
My mate has become a chav what can i do? answer is shoot him before it is too late
Urban Dictionary 2:
Derived from Chatham in Kent, this term can be applied loosely to every culture with a nasty, thieving element. There are many variants of this creature but all are subject to the following commonalities:
Chavs are completely Amoral, having never been subjected to right and wrong by their inattentive, uncaring and often absent parents.
Chavs are part Magpie, evidentially supported by their love of all things shiny, or as vaccuous, illiterate street-slang would say 'Bling'. They can be seen twokking from the Jewelry counter in Argos/Index.
Whatever their ethnic background, Chavs have a built-in affinity to hip-hop/R&B, even if they are inherently racist (see the Scottish). They see their life as glamorous and cool.
Chavs are for the most part, extremely stupid. However, some of them render a form of low cunning, which can be misinterpreted as intelligence. However this is false. A Chav has no desire to better themself through honest means nor learn anything outside of car modification.
All chavs think that they are nails. Again, this is false. Sitting in a beaten up nova smoking lamberts does not precipitate a healthy body. The irony being that a Chav owns mainly sportswear, yet will only break a sweat if running from the police.
Chavs are incredibly fertile beasts, and are highly successful breeders. Where they come unstuck is having to look after the offspring which their 13 yr old drunken fumble produces. More often that not the child will crow to be a Chav, having received no more guidance on life than the parent.
Chavs have a fond love for cars, as well as a Vin Diesel fixation. Rather than buy a nice car to start with, a chav will spend all their dole and tax-free labouring cash on upgrading a 10 year old car with 200,000 miles on the clock. The end product will invariably be a luminous monstrosity with at least one serious collision to it's name.
Come back with my bumper, you fucking Chav thief.
Basically, they dress in tracksuit bottoms, tuck their trousers into their socks, smoke anything to be "cool", pick on anybody different to them, steal from people, try to beat people up, are complete pussys and wouldn't face ANYBODY alone.
A.k.a Skum of the earth, ask anybody from UK / Scotland etc. WE HATE THEM.
[QUOTE=ODSTDare;17193329]No, we have them too.
Urban Dictionary:
Picture this a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, is definitely the height of fashion). This lad is strutting around, fag in one hand jewellery al over the over, outside McDonalds acting as if he is 8 foot tall and built like a rugby player, when some poor unsuspecting adult (about 17/18) walks round the corner wanting to go to mcdonalds for his dinner glances at the young lad, the young lad jumps up in complete disgust and says “Whats your problem? Wanna make sommin of it? Bling Bling” when the adult starts to walk towards the young lad, the young lad pisses himself and runs off to either his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend or his brother in the army crying his eyes out.
My mate has become a chav what can i do? answer is shoot him before it is too late
Urban Dictionary 2:
Derived from Chatham in Kent, this term can be applied loosely to every culture with a nasty, thieving element. There are many variants of this creature but all are subject to the following commonalities:
Chavs are completely Amoral, having never been subjected to right and wrong by their inattentive, uncaring and often absent parents.
Chavs are part Magpie, evidentially supported by their love of all things shiny, or as vaccuous, illiterate street-slang would say 'Bling'. They can be seen twokking from the Jewelry counter in Argos/Index.
Whatever their ethnic background, Chavs have a built-in affinity to hip-hop/R&B, even if they are inherently racist (see the Scottish). They see their life as glamorous and cool.
Chavs are for the most part, extremely stupid. However, some of them render a form of low cunning, which can be misinterpreted as intelligence. However this is false. A Chav has no desire to better themself through honest means nor learn anything outside of car modification.
All chavs think that they are nails. Again, this is false. Sitting in a beaten up nova smoking lamberts does not precipitate a healthy body. The irony being that a Chav owns mainly sportswear, yet will only break a sweat if running from the police.
Chavs are incredibly fertile beasts, and are highly successful breeders. Where they come unstuck is having to look after the offspring which their 13 yr old drunken fumble produces. More often that not the child will crow to be a Chav, having received no more guidance on life than the parent.
Chavs have a fond love for cars, as well as a Vin Diesel fixation. Rather than buy a nice car to start with, a chav will spend all their dole and tax-free labouring cash on upgrading a 10 year old car with 200,000 miles on the clock. The end product will invariably be a luminous monstrosity with at least one serious collision to it's name.
Come back with my bumper, you fucking Chav thief.
Basically, they dress in tracksuit bottoms, tuck their trousers into their socks, smoke anything to be "cool", pick on anybody different to them, steal from people, try to beat people up, are complete pussys and wouldn't face ANYBODY alone.
A.k.a Skum of the earth, ask anybody from UK / Scotland etc. WE HATE THEM.[/QUOTE]
Wow. Now I know.
I fucking hate chavs with a passion, they are thoughtless cunts. The wrote one of my friend's car off. We were driving home one night, 3 cars, not really speeding when all of a sudden some chav think it's a good idea to throw a traffic cone at the front car so he slams his brakes on and my friend goes into the back of him. Luckily the car I was on managed to swerve round them. They picked the wrong cars though, since most of us play rugby we all leg after them and catch up with them in an Asda car park and begin to lay into three of them, fortunatley, I think I may have broke one of their noses but I honestly didn't car. We didn't involve the police in it because in this stupid country, we would have got into trouble for what we did even though they could have caused a major accident, what a joke!
Oh the joys of living in England, ehy?
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