Mad Swag Guide (NERDS APPLY) - General

[QUOTE=Makol;25015660]that's amazing.[/QUOTE] in theory. in practice everything else shuts down and Walmart is the mayor.

[QUOTE=Archy;25015667]i can imagine explaining that to everyone they're WEATHERED ITS IN STYLE OKAY[/QUOTE] is that bad?

[QUOTE=Pascall;25015672]Take note: THIS GUY: [img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/416U642pLQL._AA280_.jpg[/img] Looks like a douchebag faggot. but THIS GUY: [img]http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/vneck.jpg[/img] is manly. aw yeah[/QUOTE] The man you could smell like.

[QUOTE=Pascall;25015672]Take note: THIS GUY: [img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/416U642pLQL._AA280_.jpg[/img] Looks like a douchebag faggot. [/QUOTE] duh, his shirt comes in pink

[QUOTE=Archy;25015667]i can imagine explaining that to everyone they're WEATHERED ITS IN STYLE OKAY[/QUOTE] There's actually very little sign of wear except at the bottom where the edges drag the ground.

I demand to be on the swag list!

now that we've sorted out vnecks, im sure FP will be playing garry's mod in swag with our fitted vnecks.

[QUOTE=Sputn!k;25015683]is that bad?[/QUOTE] you have much to learn

[QUOTE=loco;25015694]I demand to be on the swag list![/QUOTE] added

[QUOTE=drake;25015697]now that we've sorted out vnecks, im sure FP will be playing garry's mod in swag with our fitted vnecks.[/QUOTE] who said I'm not doing that now?

Rockin' the black v-neck right now in fact. And my hat.

[QUOTE=Pascall;25015636].. No.[/QUOTE]... so... uh... what the fuck do i do then? i dont know shit about fashion, mother only gives me enough moeny to put gas in my car and i already had a mental breakdown last week over not having friends, a life, or anything to work for help me, mighty fashion gods of facepunch!

[QUOTE=drake;25015705]added[/QUOTE] me too please.

[QUOTE=Pascall;25015714]Rockin' the black v-neck right now in fact. And my hat.[/QUOTE] Rockin black skin color all right.

[QUOTE=Chilean;25015568]-various info-[/QUOTE] Well that would be the logical approach.

[QUOTE=Makol;25015711]who said I'm not doing that now?[/QUOTE] your neighbor who sent me false intel because he was super jelly of you

[QUOTE=Archy;25015704]you have much to learn[/QUOTE] tell me why its bad I can't understand why people would wear shit thats supposed to look like shit all my jeans started out blue

[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;25015715]... so... uh... what the fuck do i do then? i dont know shit about fashion, mother only gives me enough moeny to put gas in my car and already had a mental breakdown last week over not having friends, a life, or anything to work for help me, mighty fashion gods of facepunch![/QUOTE] :saddowns: have a heart.

I wear nothing but metal t-shirts and a bunch of girls at my school listen to that stuff... :crossarms: Hell, one of them even complimented my Meshuggah t-shirt, which surprised the hell out of me.

[QUOTE=drake;25015722]your neighbor who sent me false intel because he was super jelly of you[/QUOTE] :argh: (the house next door is a bank repo and I live in a corner house, I have no neighbors.)

[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;25015715]... so... uh... what the fuck do i do then? i dont know shit about fashion, mother only gives me enough moeny to put gas in my car and already had a mental breakdown last week over not having friends, a life, or anything to work for help me, mighty fashion gods of facepunch![/QUOTE] [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2d/Sheldon_Cooper.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;25015627]no, really. i'm not kidding. i've never bought my own clothes before. mother usually buys me bright-coloured polo shirts because she knows it's my favorite colour what... is this not normal?[/QUOTE] Well, being 18 that isn't normal, but it's fine at about 14-15 to not buy your own clothes, since most aren't exactly fully independent by then, but by 18 you should really be buying your own clothes, even if it's your parents giving you the money (your profile says 18 by the way, that's where i'm getting this from)

[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;25015715]... so... uh... what the fuck do i do then? i dont know shit about fashion, mother only gives me enough moeny to put gas in my car and already had a mental breakdown last week over not having friends, a life, or anything to work for help me, mighty fashion gods of facepunch![/QUOTE] to be honest, you could tl;dr my guide and go with the most simple approach to the pretty boy mad swag movement get fitted clothing, that's a good start now you can get a life, by doing volunteer work around your city, and go to uni and become a dentist.

[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;25015715]... so... uh... what the fuck do i do then? i dont know shit about fashion, mother only gives me enough moeny to put gas in my car and already had a mental breakdown last week over not having friends, a life, or anything to work for help me, mighty fashion gods of facepunch![/QUOTE] rated you heart WELL FIRST OFF take someone with you who already seems to be pretty well put together. as creepy as it is, even a gay friend will probably help you. Or, alternatively, look online first for clothes at different stores like H&M, American Apparel, Express for Men, Lucky Brand Jeans, etc. etc. Look for stuff you might like and then go to the store. Try EVERYTHING on. Make sure you have the time and make sure you're getting an outside opinion from someone who knows what they're doing. Umm it's really simple after that. Just go with what is fitted, isn't insane looking, and what looks good according to a friend. Can't go wrong unless your friend gives shitty advice.

If the way to get girls is to wear girl clothes and listen to kanye west i'd rather be alone for the rest of my life. Wearing clothes like the pictures i see in this thread is prime target to get your ass kicked.

[QUOTE=Archy;25015734][IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2d/Sheldon_Cooper.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] I love Sheldon's fashion sense, I actually want to get a number of the shirts he wears in the show

Pre-ripped jeans are fucking stupid.

[QUOTE=Caulo32;25015752]If the way to get girls is to wear girl clothes and listen to kanye west i'd rather be alone for the rest of my life. Wearing clothes like the pictures i see in this thread is prime target to get your ass kicked.[/QUOTE] Who said listen to Kanye West?

[QUOTE=drake;25015749]and go to uni and become a dentist.[/QUOTE] that's a horrible career choice for someone with mental breakdowns

[QUOTE=Espio;25015757]I love Sheldon's fashion sense, I actually want to get a number of the shirts he wears in the show[/QUOTE] Sheldon is one of the best characters on TV.