Mad Swag Guide (NERDS APPLY) - General

Today I wore a witty t-shirt, faded jeans, tennis shoes, and the leather jacket my dad wore when he was in high school. I look fine. It's how you wear it.

I don't wear shitty hipster clothing, and I get some ass every once and a while. Besides, who even thinks clothing matters in that sort of thing?

[QUOTE=Pascall;25015829]They're alright as long as the color is right. NEVER wear a brown leather belt if you're wearing a black shirt or pants. ok[/QUOTE] What about grey? I wear it with grey denim shorts and a red shirt. Most of the time the shirt covers the belt though.

[QUOTE=kevn150;25014226]I hate hipsters.[/QUOTE] I detect jealousy.

[QUOTE=teeheeV2;25016578]What about grey? I wear it with grey denim shorts and a red shirt. Most of the time the shirt covers the belt though.[/QUOTE] That sounds alright, I guess. But denim shorts are always a bit.. weird looking I dunno, they give me that "dad" vibe.

if you guys want something that will pull chicks, try simple tees and military jackets. they aren't all gay and extreme, check some of them out.

Anyone who rates the OP funny or dumb is a fat metalhead atheist teen who thinks he's cool for fighting the system.

To be honest I'd rather be happy that I'm myself with my nice band tshirts and what not rather than to be emotionless and getting pussy every day. Taking away what makes you yourself is like taking away your emotion.

[QUOTE=Nonikai;25017842]To be honest I'd rather be happy that I'm myself with my nice band tshirts and what not rather than to be emotionless and getting pussy every day. Taking away what makes you yourself is like taking away your emotion.[/QUOTE] So.. dressing nice makes you emotionless? This does not compute.

Was expecting to see a money making guide Disappointed

[QUOTE=Nonikai;25017842]To be honest I'd rather be happy that I'm myself with my nice band tshirts and[b] what not rather than to be emotionless and getting pussy every day.[/b] Taking away what makes you yourself is like taking away your emotion.[/QUOTE] :geno:

[QUOTE=bree;25017750]if you guys want something that will pull chicks, try simple tees and military jackets...[/QUOTE] Wrong. I've seen people who wear camo and shit and they are lonely lonely people. Who wants to hang out with the guy wearing a jacket from the military if he isn't even in the military? The answer: nobody. Camo does not pull chicks. It makes you look like a freak, like this gentleman displayed here: [IMG]http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh133/GOD_SANDWICH/pf_0027.jpg[/IMG] Ed Hardy douches have a better chance pulling chicks than these people. You're better off wearing popular brand name swag than walmart camo. That's a fact.

This guide sucks. Do you want to look like a stupid fucking 17 year old hipster or [img]http://thisisanadventure.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/don_fedora_ep_8.jpg[/img] a total badass that demands respect?

[QUOTE=Apocalypsox;25018607]This guide sucks. Do you want to look like a stupid fucking 17 year old hipster or [img]http://thisisanadventure.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/don_fedora_ep_8.jpg[/img] a total badass that demands respect?[/QUOTE] He looks cool, but nobody dresses that way anymore, dude. Try walking around in that suit with that hat at the mall. You'll be laughed off the streets.

Military jackets aren't cool unless you're in the military or your dad/grandfather was in the military. And it has to be an actual MILITARY jacket. Not just a camo patterned hoodie.

swag is for black people

[QUOTE=BURG;25018633]He looks cool, but nobody dresses that way anymore, dude. Try walking around in that suit with that hat at the mall. You'll be laughed off the streets.[/QUOTE] I dress like that all the fucking time. I get compliments from EVERYONE. Black slacks, burgundy/white/grey dress shirt, belt, matching tie, and a fucking fedora.

[QUOTE=Apocalypsox;25018654]I dress like that all the fucking time. I get compliments from EVERYONE. Black slacks, burgundy/white/grey dress shirt, belt, matching tie, and a fucking fedora.[/QUOTE] Mad props. Rock that 20s look.

[QUOTE=Apocalypsox;25018654]I dress like that all the fucking time. I get compliments from EVERYONE. Black slacks, burgundy/white/grey dress shirt, belt, matching tie, and a fucking fedora.[/QUOTE] it doesn't work for everybody but if it does for you, then good job

[QUOTE=Apocalypsox;25018654]I dress like that all the fucking time. I get compliments from EVERYONE. Black slacks, burgundy/white/grey dress shirt, belt, matching tie, and a fucking fedora.[/QUOTE] We're not talking about what you wear to your church, bro.

Haha you recommended Henleys?, it's chavvy shit.

OP is troll. Anyone who looks like this [Img]http://www.individualsole.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/the-hundreds-lookbook-2008-1.jpg[/img] will usually get stabbed.

[QUOTE=BURG;25018681]We're not talking about what you wear to your church, bro.[/QUOTE] nope.

I do like that guy's hat though.

[QUOTE=Pascall;25018702]I do like that guy's hat though.[/QUOTE] you like a lot of things.

I do. :allears:

but that hat does have a nice graphic on it.

The amount of nerds in this thread that can't just realise they look stupid and wonder why they arent getting pussy amazes me. yeah sure, you think such clothes OP has shown you is stupid, you'll get used to wear them and life isnt fair. You'll pick up chicks when you dress nice instead of wearing a metallica shirt or game swag shit.

Helpful links for the fashion-challenged: [url]http://shop.pacsun.com/home.jsp[/url] [url]http://www.tillys.com/tillys/[/url] [url]http://www.zumiez.com/[/url]

I love Pacsun. Worked there for a couple of weeks at one point before I had to quit because they transferred me somewhere I couldn't get to. I kinda wish I could wear their board shorts because those are amazing.