Mad Swag Guide (NERDS APPLY) - General

[QUOTE=Pascall;25032722]What defines a skinny t-shirt?[/QUOTE] well in the west coast it's anything like smaller than the gangsta special i guess you could say it would be men wearing women's t shirts but that's not really the proper phrase for it

[QUOTE=thisispain;25032794]well in the west coast it's anything like smaller than the gangsta special i guess you could say it would be men wearing women's t shirts but that's not really the proper phrase for it[/QUOTE] pretty much. [editline]09:36PM[/editline] it's like a woman's shirt but fitted to fit a man's body frame.

skinny t-shirts give you breasts

Oh wow, another useless thread like this... Just like the Alpha male shit thread.

[QUOTE=sa2fan;25032830]Oh wow, another useless thread like this... Just like the Alpha male shit thread.[/QUOTE] try reading the thread, it's much different.

my boyfriend dresses better than this shit what is this shit

[QUOTE=Makol;25032847]try reading the thread, it's much different.[/QUOTE] Of course, it is different. But it's the same basis. Showing how to get girls and be popular. This one shows you how to be c00l.

[QUOTE=sa2fan;25032888]Of course, it is different. But it's the same basis. Showing how to get girls and be popular. This one shows you how to be c00l.[/QUOTE] I believe he meant to read past the first few horrible pages. You might find some interesting information.

[QUOTE=Pascall;25032903]I believe he meant to read past the first few horrible pages. You might find some interesting information.[/QUOTE] Show me pages.

[QUOTE=sa2fan;25032913]Show me pages.[/QUOTE] how about you read.

Eh it gets somewhat bearable around page 6-7. After that the quality kinda improves.

[QUOTE=Doriol;25032825]skinny t-shirts give you breasts[/QUOTE] i slouch so it's cool

[QUOTE=Doriol;25032825]skinny t-shirts give you breasts[/QUOTE] depends on your body frame.

Breasts is a plus for me so I'm ok with this

muscular or man boobs.

Muscular DUH no one wants moobs [editline]11:48PM[/editline] unless you're into that sort of thing :frogdowns:

[QUOTE=Pascall;25033041]Muscular DUH no one wants moobs [editline]11:48PM[/editline] unless you're into that sort of thing :frogdowns:[/QUOTE] :barf: that would be gross.

Pascall: Proud to be a real life girl-on-the-internet since forever is it bad that i sometimes wish i was a girl and could dress as such, i mean it's so much harder for dudes to look cool without looking douchey :C

[QUOTE=Doomish;25033098]Pascall: Proud to be a real life girl-on-the-internet since forever is it bad that i sometimes wish i was a girl and could dress as such, i mean it's so much harder for dudes to look cool without looking douchey :C[/QUOTE] I don't know what to say about that.

Girl fashion is a lot more difficult than guy fashion. It doesn't take much for a guy to look good but for a girl, it's a whole 'nother set of rules. Rules that I can't even begin to understand like patterns and colors and A-lines and lengths and sizes and.. yeah fuck it [editline]11:52PM[/editline] I wear what looks good man.

plus with girls you got to include all the makeup.

Oh god don't even get me STARTED on makeup. [editline]11:54PM[/editline] That's an entirely different pain in the ass which looks amazing when you do it right and horrible when you do it wrong. Thankfully I've gotten a decent grasp of it.

do you take like hours doing makeup?

OP should learn to speak English first. WTF is "wheeling bitty's". Stop using slang OP, it's just fuckin' retarded. Maybe you should explain what that slang means for people outside your very small social group.

Nah. My makeup takes about 5 minutes at the most. For prom though back in high school when I got my makeup done it took a good 45 minutes. I'm sure it takes forever for some girls though, but I usually just stick with basic pink and brown eye shadow: really light, black liquid eyeliner: really thin, mascara, and some glossy stuff for the lips. All on a bit of bronzer to even out my skin tone because I have a few red spots on my face which I do not like. It sounds like a lot but doesn't take too long and it looks nice and casual.

[QUOTE=Superstormj;25033174]OP should learn to speak English first. WTF is "wheeling bitty's". Stop using slang OP, it's just fuckin' retarded. Maybe you should explain what that slang means for people outside your very small social group.[/QUOTE] i would say the OP is one of the most normal people on facepunch, you're in no position to criticize him

[QUOTE=Pascall;25033121]Girl fashion is a lot more difficult than guy fashion. It doesn't take much for a guy to look good but for a girl, it's a whole 'nother set of rules. Rules that I can't even begin to understand like patterns and colors and A-lines and lengths and sizes and.. yeah fuck it [editline]11:52PM[/editline] I wear what looks good man.[/QUOTE] Or just ignore fashion and wear athletic clothing, comfortable and guys will think you're athletic. (assuming you aren't overweight)

I dont get how Fp gets trolled this easily by threads like this. The Zyzz thread was a prime example, but at least that was funny.

[QUOTE=Pascall;25033197]Nah. My makeup takes about 5 minutes at the most. For prom though back in high school when I got my makeup done it took a good 45 minutes. I'm sure it takes forever for some girls though, but I usually just stick with basic pink and brown eye shadow: really light, black liquid eyeliner: really thin, mascara, and some glossy stuff for the lips. All on a bit of bronzer to even out my skin tone because I have a few red spots on my face which I do not like. It sounds like a lot but doesn't take too long and it looks nice and casual.[/QUOTE] :psyduck: being a girl must be complicates as fuck.

I'm anything but athletic. I can't run for like 5 minutes without getting tired and feeling like I'm gonna pass out. I'm really small and thin but.. I'm not an active person. At all.