Mad Swag Guide (NERDS APPLY)

[zzzZZZZ]

[QUOTE=Makol;25034892]you just described a guy I knew in high school perfectly.[/QUOTE]

Ergo, stereotype.

I know a few of these types too, and they're fucking socially impossible.

[TH89]

I think we all knew that guy in high school.

[Makol]

I wouldn't be suprised.

[thisispain]

[QUOTE=TH89;25034900]I think we all knew that guy in high school.[/QUOTE]

you know that guy is like reading this page and is gonna flame us soon

[Makol]

[QUOTE=thisispain;25034908]you know that guy is like reading this page and is gonna flame us soon[/QUOTE]

it's funny because they guy I'm talking about lurks Facepunch on a daily basis.

[zzzZZZZ]

[QUOTE=Makol;25034934]it's funny because they guy I'm talking about lurks Facepunch on a daily basis.[/QUOTE]

To whoever you are, soap is your friend! Clean good!

[Makol]

-snip-

[Wafflemaster]

People who buy clothes just because they are a certain brand are tools.

[Alice]

I don't pay attention to brands, I just try avoid stupid shit like this:
[IMG]http://www.abercrombie.com/anf/onlinestore/collection/3367_02_b.jpg[/IMG]
I can fade my own jeans, thank you. It's called wearing them.

[thisispain]

[QUOTE=Wafflemaster;25035573]People who buy clothes just because they are a certain brand are tools.[/QUOTE]

i'm a tool for wearing converse

[Symmetry]

Converse all-stars are timeless, comfortable, and good looking shoes.

[thisispain]

[QUOTE=Symmetry;25035672]comfortable[/QUOTE]

i must have really fucked up feet, they hurt like hell even with support soles

[Symmetry]

It might have to do with the arch of your feet. I've known a flatfooted people who can't stand them.

[Tricky D]

Everyone is wearing white plimsolls these days and I just can't bring myself to.

[profan]

[QUOTE=Symmetry;25035726]It might have to do with the arch of your feet. I've known a flatfooted people who can't stand them.[/QUOTE]

I wear flatfooted shoes, my feet are arched though, it takes a bit of getting used to, it hurts at first.

[Recurracy]

I've got feet I can't even wear most shoes with.

Also OP is :downs:

[Wafflemaster]

[QUOTE=drake;25014181]

Examples of Shitheads with way too much money.

[img]http://www.sugarslam.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/kanye-west.jpg[/img]

[/QUOTE]

Fixed.

[thisispain]

[QUOTE=Wafflemaster;25036093]Fixed.[/QUOTE]

you just mad cuz he stylin on you

[Wafflemaster]

I ain't even mad

[Earthen]

Thread Music: [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I&feature=player_embedded#![/MEDIA]

[Zeus]

[QUOTE=TH89;25034189]These threads tend to be less "how to dress well" so much as "how to dress like a nancy european hipster"

The nerds defending Slayer shirts are hardly better though[/QUOTE]

SOMEONE LIKES DIFFERENT MUSIC THAN ME THEY MUST BE A NERD LOL

i don't even listen to slayer or really any metal at all (nor have I worn a band shirt since i was 12 years old) I just don't get how people can make such ridiculous generalizations. I think it's even more pathetic that people like the OP are probably the type who just listen to whatevers popular on the radio and adjust their music taste and dress style to what everyone else thinks.

[MedicWine]

[QUOTE=drake;25014181]I don't know about you personally, but FP as a whole is shit when it comes to fashion.

Stop listening to Slayer by the way, metal too, girls hate that shit and you're prime gay for it.[/QUOTE]

I stopped reading here.

1. How the fuck do you know what FP's fashion is if you're not a fat loser like you claim we are?

2. I completely agree with not wearing the slayer shirt, but you can listen to whatever music you like. I listed to some weird ass music. I just don't wear it on my shirt.

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[QUOTE=Wafflemaster;25036093]Fixed.[/QUOTE]

"Now, Momma said there's only so much fortune a man really needs and the rest is just for showing off"

[IMG]http://gyazo.com/5042ea6058813b53bf345716f177eb86.png[/IMG]

[Doriol]

I wear obscure band t-shirts because it makes me feel cool

[lilcheeselad]

[QUOTE=jeimizu;25014347]But I'm not black, so dressing like that would look ridiculous.[/QUOTE]

even if you were black it'd still look stupid

[Slacks3000]

I wear Video Game shirts to school everyday.
[IMG]http://haloreachinfo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/haloreacht.jpg[/IMG]
Thats my style.

[Lebowski]

I wear the skins of my foes and my makeup is their blood.

I also like Pronto Umo clothes.

[Jidkut]

[QUOTE=drake;25014181]I don't know about you personally, but FP as a whole is shit when it comes to fashion.

Wheeling bittys is impossible if you're like "oh I don't care what I wear, I don't care, why haven't I lost my virginity?"

[img]http://i.americanapparel.net/storefront/bannerpages/fallstyles/images/30.jpg[/img]

Because you don't look like that, you ain't going with the trends of fashion bros, cardigans aren't for girls, cargo pants are retarded get real pants, and wear a real shirt/tshirt and not this ugly piece of shit

[img]http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/c/0/0/17/2/AAAADP1Kb-gAAAAAABcgbw.jpg?v=1228869036000[/img]

Stop listening to Slayer by the way, metal too, girls hate that shit and you're prime gay for it.

Now lemme give you a quick and dirt easy guide to fashion and wheeling bittys

Sizes - Fitted you stupid fuck, because its on sale and XL doesn't mean you should buy it skinny fuck

Headwear - Don't Wear A Fucking Fedora/Fitted/Snapback. You looks stupid

Tops - Simple Polos (Don't go retarded with the stripes like what Lacoste does sometimes), Basic T's, get the fuck off that graphic shit, Henleys (y-necks) if you can pull it off

[B]V-Necks don't make you look a faggot, you Starcraft 2 crack whore jealous of people with mad swag[/B]

Belts - Don't let your belt hang you idiot

Bottoms - Fitted Jeans (Slim Straights), stop wearing walmart camo cargos, and stop wearing your dads jeans. Invest in boxer briefs and stop wearing your guitar hero boxers

Shoes - [B]DON'T WEAR FUCKING RUNNING SHOES HOLY SHIT[/B] you look retarded, invest in classic brands in white/gray/black unless you got money to coordinate your colors

recommended: Nike AF1's, Vans (Checkered Slip-Ons Fuck Off), Keds, Converse, Ninja Shoes (Toms + Black Shoes <<< Ladies Love This)

Get some oxfords if you want to look like a rich classy swagging fuck

Examples of People with swag and good looks

[img]http://www.sugarslam.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/kanye-west.jpg[/img]

LV Coin Bag goes hard, too bad you can't afford it.

The Hundreds may be hypebeasting, but its good bro
[img]http://www.individualsole.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/the-hundreds-lookbook-2008-1.jpg[/img]

[B]SHOP HERE AND WEAR DEODORANT[/B]
[img]http://www.shinystyle.tv/Hennes.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

I posted this before once.
Got so many gaybows.

[Decaf Cobra]

I think you're right about what people shouldn't wear but you don't need everyone to be models for major brands.

[Doriol]

[QUOTE=Jidkut;25041160]I posted this before once.
Got so many gaybows.[/QUOTE]

good job quoting the entire op for no good reason

[not_yet]

[url=http://images.bidorbuy.co.za/user_images/970/476970_100411191109_lacoste-mens-shirts-yellow-m.jpg]polo[/url] and if it's cold wear a cardigan (colour code it)
[url=http://levi.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pLEVI1-3091046p275w.jpg]jeans[/url] (basic style)
[url=http://furinongko.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/converse_white_sneakers.jpg]converse[/url] or [url=http://www.mashkulture.net/2008/04/07/vans_farris_white1.jpg]vans[/url]

casual clothes for me