Mad Swag Guide (NERDS APPLY) - General

drake me and you are gonna make nerd clothes stylin to help our bros out we'll say it's ironic or something we'll be heros

Oops, I forgot to put my handy sarc mark on my first post. Here I hope this clears things up. [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__PkMZPgf8kA/S1gnsqyG2PI/AAAAAAAABQQ/jiPjUEvvXWU/s400/SarcMark-002.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Chilean;25014731]drake me and you are gonna make nerd clothes stylin to help our bros out we'll say it's ironic or something we'll be heros[/QUOTE] I got colors that ain't even on the rainbow

[QUOTE=drake;25014753]I got colors that ain't even on the rainbow[/QUOTE] fuck you drake I'm saving "ultra-violet is the new black" for spring [editline]10:25PM[/editline] betta not spill dat shit

[QUOTE=BBKF;25014209]So be a personality lacking douchebag with no thoughts of their own? No thanks. Also your tastes aren't perfect, and wearing a V-Neck is in the top 10 giveaways for douchebaggery. Try harder, unless you're trolling, in which case good job.[/QUOTE] You just mad cuz' he's swaggin' on ya'. ''''''''

[QUOTE=Acesarge;25014640]I would rather be a virgin then sell out and dress like a brain dead douche bag like you. If a girl is going to judge me by the cloths I where then she isn't worth my time.[/QUOTE] i'm going to take a wild guess and say you look like this [img]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs259.ash1/18645_100228246675544_100000651063264_3515_7878027_n.jpg[/img]

drake is my new favorite '10er

[QUOTE=Archy;25014790]i'm going to take a wild guess and say you look like this -child abuse-[/QUOTE] Is that tied to the kid?

I always wear my long sleeve shirts with the sleeves rolled up unless im cold looks like your getting shit done all the time and looks cool this should be put in the guide

[QUOTE=Archy;25014790]i'm going to take a wild guess and say you look like this [img]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs259.ash1/18645_100228246675544_100000651063264_3515_7878027_n.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Looks like that guy who was "hugging" his dog, I mean meant sexxing up his huskie yeah sounds about right

If you've gotta dress like a nerd, might as well dress like the kind that gets laid

I'm sorry OP but I have never ever cared how I look to random people and the girls I hang out with are very gothic/punky, if I were to dress like you say I would probably never share a bed with another girl again.

this thread changed my life i am no longer a virgin as i successfully acquired girls by putting on some fashion clothes, and a rich man came up to me and offered me a good job.

[QUOTE=Archy;25014790]i'm going to take a wild guess and say you look like this [img]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs259.ash1/18645_100228246675544_100000651063264_3515_7878027_n.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] No, my dog is much cuter then that and I never where sweatshirts with hoods.

[QUOTE=drake;25014181]I don't know about you personally, but FP as a whole is shit when it comes to fashion. Wheeling bittys is impossible if you're like "oh I don't care what I wear, I don't care, why haven't I lost my virginity?" Because you don't look like that, you ain't going with the trends of fashion bros, cardigans aren't for girls, cargo pants are retarded get real pants, and wear a real shirt/tshirt and not this ugly piece of shit Stop listening to Slayer by the way, metal too, girls hate that shit and you're prime gay for it. Now lemme give you a quick and dirt easy guide to fashion and wheeling bittys Sizes - Fitted you stupid fuck, because its on sale and XL doesn't mean you should buy it skinny fuck Headwear - Don't Wear A Fucking Fedora/Fitted/Snapback. You looks stupid Tops - Simple Polos (Don't go retarded with the stripes like what Lacoste does sometimes), Basic T's, get the fuck off that graphic shit, Henleys (y-necks) if you can pull it off [B]V-Necks don't make you look a faggot, you Starcraft 2 crack whore jealous of people with mad swag[/B] Belts - Don't let your belt hang you idiot Bottoms - Fitted Jeans (Slim Straights), stop wearing walmart camo cargos, and stop wearing your dads jeans. Invest in boxer briefs and stop wearing your guitar hero boxers Shoes - [B]DON'T WEAR FUCKING RUNNING SHOES HOLY SHIT[/B] you look retarded, invest in classic brands in white/gray/black unless you got money to coordinate your colors recommended: Nike AF1's, Vans (Checkered Slip-Ons Fuck Off), Keds, Converse, Ninja Shoes (Toms + Black Shoes <<< Ladies Love This) Get some oxfords if you want to look like a rich classy swagging fuck Examples of People with swag and good looks LV Coin Bag goes hard, too bad you can't afford it. The Hundreds may be hypebeasting, but its good bro [B]SHOP HERE AND WEAR DEODORANT[/B][/QUOTE] wow. seriously, lurk some more. you are obviously lost, can I give you directions? maybe you wanted to end up at facebook, or myspace?

[QUOTE=Espio;25014834]I'm sorry OP but I have never ever cared how I look to random people and the girls I hang out with are very gothic/punky, if I were to dress like you say I would probably never share a bed with another girl again.[/QUOTE] but as you grow they stop being gothic/punky hopefully... don't lose your child in a mosh bit [editline]03:31AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Sputn!k;25014850]wow. seriously, lurk some more. you are obviously lost, can I give you directions? maybe you wanted to end up at facebook, or myspace?[/QUOTE] All this says is I'm socially retarded and hate on social networking sites because I have no friends and I think connecting with friends online is stupid I am never gonna have friends ever ok

[QUOTE=_Chewgum;25014842]this thread changed my life i am no longer a virgin as i successfully acquired girls by putting on some fashion clothes, and a rich man came up to me and offered me a good job.[/QUOTE] don't take the job right away you'll look like a bitch make fun of his clothes then say you'll think about it you can take it three days later as long as you tell him it's because you feel sorry for him

[QUOTE=_Chewgum;25014842]this thread changed my life i am no longer a virgin as i successfully acquired girls by putting on some fashion clothes, and a rich man came up to me and offered me a good job.[/QUOTE] Don't get the louis vuitton swagger on till after you get job, or else he'll think you're making money already

don't follow what everyone else wears and don't not care about your looks. Buy what you think looks good; and make your own style.

[QUOTE=Acesarge;25014845]No, my dog is much cuter then that and I never where sweatshirts with hoods.[/QUOTE] If you weren't a virgin you would know they are called hoodies. :mmmsmug:

[QUOTE=drake;25014853]All this says is I'm socially retarded and hate on social networking sites because I have no friends and I think connecting with friends online is stupid I am never gonna have friends ever ok[/QUOTE] nah, i got a facebook

[QUOTE=Keeshond v2;25014885]don't follow what everyone else wears and don't not care about your looks. Buy what you think looks good; and make your own style.[/QUOTE] we have to set standards or this comes out [img]http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/stylewatch/blog/070625/joel_madden_300x400.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Sputn!k;25014850]wow. seriously, lurk some more. you are obviously lost, can I give you directions? maybe you wanted to end up at facebook, or myspace?[/QUOTE] so you wear running shoes and dont wear deodorant? dude what

[QUOTE=drake;25014907]we have to set standards or this comes out [img]http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/stylewatch/blog/070625/joel_madden_300x400.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] how is that guy NOT stylin

[QUOTE=Sputn!k;25014899]nah, i got a facebook[/QUOTE] ok there buddy, i can lie on the internet too Im the guy in the movie "The Social Network"

[QUOTE=Sputn!k;25014916]how is that guy NOT stylin[/QUOTE] Are you lost?

[QUOTE=Sputn!k;25014916]how is that guy NOT stylin[/QUOTE] graphic tshirt under his office clothes, get out

[QUOTE=Sputn!k;25014916]how is that guy NOT stylin[/QUOTE] please skunk hair went out like four hours ago

[QUOTE=drake;25014919]ok there buddy, i can lie on the internet too Im the guy in the movie "The Social Network"[/QUOTE] why is it so wrong that I have a facebook? Because to have a facebook, you have to be the guy described in op? Because I have to be you?

[QUOTE=Sputn!k;25014932]why is it so wrong that I have a facebook? Because to have a facebook, you have to be the guy described in op? Because I have to be you?[/QUOTE] Yeah, alpha male what are you some loner that trails behind the wolf pack