The AMERICAN THREAD ( v. 2.0 )

[Cypher_09]

[QUOTE=Disotrtion;37525413]Then go back to the British thread.
FUCK DA QUEEN.
[IMG]http://nolanimrod.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Washington-Crossing-the-Delaware.png[/IMG]
WASHINGTON SWAG[/QUOTE]

It's like your irony just jumped out of my computer screen and slapped me in the face.

[Disotrtion]

[QUOTE=Cypher_09;37525426]It's like your irony just jumped out of my computer screen and slapped me in the face.[/QUOTE]
WASHINGTON WAS %100 AMERICAN.
LIKE APPLE PIE.

[J.C.DentonUNATCO]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc[/media]

[Napalm_bomb]

America is cool.

[Reserved Parkin]

[QUOTE=ewitwins;37506724]Yep, I've reached the saturation point. I'm pretty much done, moving to Sweden. I love you all but I just can't take it anymore, off to live in a cabin on the fringes of society, where I can forget about the trials and misgivings about a country that has been inundated with the fear, hatred, and pure ignorance of an evangelical society. No more are the days when an American would sacrifice their well-being to promote the health and safety of their fellow man, or the days where science once confronted our fears of the outside world. Gone are our idols of technology and hardwork, replaced by those of glamour and a the depth of a mere facade, hanging on by the threads of wealth to be held high on a pedestal of made of greed and fanaticism. Gone is the notion of a good education, where a teacher was held to the highest regard by society, now replaced with the mindset that teachers are "lazy" or "petty", spoiling our children with the idea that they are simply being treated unfairly, rejecting the thought that perhaps they could work a little harder. Punish those who are weaker, idol those who mock our political system with their corporate earnings and crooked gains. In the present we laze about, assuming that the American Dream is stagnant, when in reality it has died the idea that we are still the greatest country on Earth.

Gone, is all that we once were, the shining brilliance that once stood as a symbol for others as something greater to come, now a dull sheen that shows wear and deep scratches embedded in its surface.

Nah I'm kidding AMERICA FUCK YEAH![/QUOTE]

OOOOOoooohhhh YoooooUUUUuuuuuuuu....... had me going for a sec.

[LiquidNazgul]

[QUOTE=Cypher_09;37525426]It's like your irony just jumped out of my computer screen and slapped me in the face.[/QUOTE]

confirmed communist

gtfo

[QUOTE=Zombiespeed;37508018]Okay patriotic people from the states.
[b]THIS is the United States of America[/b]
[img]http://www.factoryoutletstores.info/img/usa-map.gif[/img][/QUOTE]

No, it's America

[yumyumshisha]

[QUOTE=redBadger;37509175]1950s America was literally the best country the world has ever seen[/QUOTE]

[B]red[/B]Badger? RED?

[Ninja Duck]

[QUOTE=Zombiespeed;37507082]MERICA FUCK YEAH

[IMG]http://www.partt.org/MexicanFlag.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

BETTER GET THAT FLAG OFF OUR BAP BAP AMERICANO TABLE CAUSE MY BACONATOR IS DRIPPING LOTS OF GREASE TODAY

[t]http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1332/1473557577_fc49c0cd58_z.jpg[/t]

very TASTY god BLESS AMERICA

[editline]4th September 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=Cypher_09;37524615]This thread hurts my head[/QUOTE]

Only Americans can handle the epitome of greatness.

[Reflectent]

[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/oPOi56.png[/img]

[Ninja Duck]

[QUOTE=Reflectent;37545693][IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/oPOi56.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b2/Harley-Davidson.svg/250px-Harley-Davidson.svg.png[/IMG]

HAWLEY DAVUDSUN GOD BLESS [t]http://www.coolgraphic.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Flying-the-Flag-As-Proud-America.gif[/t]

[Keegs]

Behold the first American thread. (Browse, don't bump)
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1175289[/url]

[Mr.Twizzle]

-snip- I don't know how to post images cause I'm stoopid

[Black Milano]

[img]http://www.klekamp-us-truck.com/images/freightliner/coronado2.jpg[/img]

All-AMERICAN big rig.

Bringing 80.000 pounds of [I]freedom[/I] across the country to [U]YOUR[/U] doorstep.

[Disotrtion]

[QUOTE=Black Milano;37669569][img]http://www.klekamp-us-truck.com/images/freightliner/coronado2.jpg[/img]

All-AMERICAN big rig.

Bringing 80.000 pounds of [I]freedom[/I] across the country to [U]YOUR[/U] doorstep.[/QUOTE]
YEAH AMERIC-
WAIT
[QUOTE]Bringing 80.000 pounds[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]80.000 pounds[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]80.000[/QUOTE]
What in tarnation? A decimal point instead of a comma? I SMELL A DIRTY EUROPEAN!!

[Xron]

We dont use decimal points from numbers here, we use commas.

[Relaxation]

I'd be jelly too if I weren't a part of the most powerful country in the history of mankind.