32. Cannibals live in the woods.
33. It gets foggy when you're walking alone in the middle of the night.
34. Little girls are scary
35. DONT open the motherfucking door!
36. Don't trip down and start crawling backwards when the monster is approaching you.
37. Don't investigate that suspicious noise unless you want to be killed/majorly injured.
38. Calling the authorities never works.
39. People always spew fountains of blood
40. There is a raping tree.
Continuing with the Evil Dead
41. Bodily Dismemberment is the only way.
42. Chainsaws make better hands
43. Never trust TVs, closets, trees, clown dolls, or half way built swimming pools.
44. Sea Weed makes manly mustaches
45. The Final Destination films are funny as fuck. Period!
46. Everyone falls for everything.
47. Never drop the fucking gun when running away
48. Dont go into the woods it's pointless
49. Always carry a weapon
50. Double Tap
51. If you're on your own in a creepy house, kill anything that moves
51. if you're on top, a machete will go through you and your girlfriend. (Friday the 13th)
52. HOWEVER, if the girls on top she'll cut your head off.(Unknown movie, saw it when i was 8.)
53. The main problem was, they didn't stay dead.
54. Bees are killers.
55. Never say "I'll be right back".
56.It's a good idea to walk towards the scary-noises/rooms alone without getting help or telling anyone what you're doing.
57. If you see something suspicous, ignore it.
59. It's not hip-hop, it's electro
60. Never reply, "it was probably nothing/the wind/your imagination," if asked what that noise was. Run the fuck away instead.
61. Cellphones never work.
62. If the body is not where it originally was its not dead
63. there useless without their heads
65. The chick with the biggest tits is the first female character to die.
66. Aim for the head
67. It always happens at night
68. Kill the person who has been bitten by a zombie before he ends up infecting your entire group.
[QUOTE=SSBMX;22241843]59. It's not hip-hop, it's electro[/QUOTE]
69:Prick.
70. Never say "I'll be right back", because you won't be.
oh fuck, someone took it... sorry for liking "Scream".
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