74. Never go on a plane with snakes.
78. Don't watch the Tv if it has a big giant O on it. (The ring)
Learn to count
76. Never hide under a desk, then come back up expecting nothing to be on it.
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63. there useless without their heads[/QUOTE]
:eng101: their useless without they're heads*
64. Aim for the Head
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;22258194]:eng101: their useless without they're heads*[/QUOTE]
:eng101: They're useless without their heads
[QUOTE=TheDKer;22258301]:eng101: They're useless without their heads[/QUOTE]
no
65.If you plan on going on a trip to mars,make sure you dont get worms on your stomach or it will turn into a xenomorph and nom nom everyone in the ship
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;22258380]no[/QUOTE]
Wanna make an e-bet
[QUOTE=TheDKer;22259129]Wanna make an e-bet[/QUOTE]
im kidding btw
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;22259213]im kidding btw[/QUOTE]
fuck me
69.Turn your lamp on and keep an eye on the chair (Boogeyman).
77. If something's drooling from above, don't stop to look at it.
If you see a dark room or hear strange noises, You should always ask "who is that?" Before proceeding into the darkroom or the direction of the noises, making sure to be in the most vulnerable position possible.
Don't back into dark closets etc.
78. Conveniently placed shortcut are always bad and will always make shit happen.
79. Girl doesn't die
Calm down before trying to use any keys!
80.
dont fucking trust VHS tapes
[img]http://www.fastweb.be/billybop/REVIEWS/VideoViolence/VideoViolence.jpg[/img]
81. Tie your fuckin laces!
82. Everything is evil. Clowns are evil. Statues are evil. Boats, cars, computer, TVs, email... It's Rule 34 with evil.
83. If you're in an abandoned area, and there's only one other person around, and you're going to kill them, don't forget to wear a mask!
84. Blood is the perfect ingredient for making BBQ sauce.
85. Blame the Norwegians.
86. You always trip at the most dire of times and you forget how to get back up so you crawl
87. Although there are several exits to your left, right, up, down + back, the only exit you care about is where the other person is
88: It's a good idea to not close the door.
89: Press the brake
90: Death order is as follows
Whore>Black guy>other Whore>Prick>Quiet guy
91: Reason for death is as follows
Getting naked for some reason> White women> off doing whore stuff> "I can fight the fucking monster with my fists"> Heroic self-sacrifice
92: A sensible toned down person always survives male or female.
93: Emo clowns are assholes!
94: Norman Bates' mother has been dead and buried in Greenlawn Cenetery for the past ten years.
95. Cricket bats are effective weapons.
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