97. Look out for beartraps when being chased by zombies.
98. They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me!
99.OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
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100:Whn someone asks "You wanna play a little game?",say no.
101: Doesnt matter how good you kill it there WILL be a sequel
102: If your in a group of people and located in a dark scary place, the best idea is to split up.
103) If the movie is directed by someone named Wes Craven or John Carpenter, you’re pretty much screwed
104) Never hide in a closet; the killer WILL find you
105) Sex = Death
[QUOTE=Kinversulath;22227439]22. You gotta be quick.
23. Don't fall down.
24. Whatever you do, never look back!
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Scary Movie, with Shorty?
106: Always check the backseat of your car.
107: Never say Candyman's name 3 times.
108: Even though you shot it 8 times, it's not dead. Don't sit there 2 feet away from it and have a family re-union.
109: If the evil villain is slow-moving, yet very strong, don't try and fucking wrestle with it. Just walk away, ffs. (Halloween)
110: Ditch the whore. The virgins always live.
111: Never say you're going back for someone/something.
112: Doesnt matter if you've ran through a swamp/city/forest/other your make up will still be perfect.
113: it puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose.
114: Just. Shoot. It.
80. State the obvious.All the time.
81. Dont be alone.
E- In math
115. Use the air vents
Tripping over is a regular occurance
117. There is a horror movie for everything.
118: The blonde always survives.
119: The person closest in proximity and relation to you always turns into a zombie.
120: No matter what, there will always something much more challenging than your previous encounters.
121. Any woman with big breasts, or a nice body typically gets into a fight with the killer, or has to run a lot.
122. The "running up the stairs" thing is justified. People, when immensely scared, turn to their instincts. Primate (and, presumably, human) instinct is to go up high to avoid things that scare them. Stairs go up high. Get the picture?
123. Always travel in massive groups with tons of weapons it helps you
124. Although you want the gay guy to live he cannot die its prejudice stay with him, but not too close.
125. That you can kill hookers and hobos, and still live a normal life.
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127. If you hear a monster in your basement, definitely check it out alone, unarmed.
128. It's never a good idea to "Just pull over for a second".
129. Motorized vehicles hate humanity. (Maximum Overdrive, Cristine...etc.)
130. Don't ever say "Together atlast" or one of you will die right after.
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