132: Start listening to the music!
133: Do not give the Norwegian guy a grenade.
134:Cornetto always make a zombie- invasion better
135. If you see a monster and you got no weapons, tackle it. (from some cheap ScyFy movie).
136. Never tell your friends or co-workers what you heard or saw.
137. Never approach the dark corridor, or just stand there dumbfounded
138. Look, he's a "twitcher". TV says you gotta shoot 'em in the head.
Don't open the closet.
140: When trying to escape using a car never lock the doors.
141: if you see a Axe, RUN! [IMG]http://www.moviemobsters.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/the-shining.jpg[/IMG]
142: dont use elevators[IMG]http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/320961_main.jpg[/IMG]
143: You've got red on you.
Dont go to a castle
145. [url="http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/sounds/girlfriend.wav"]There's always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend.[/url]
146. You hate Mondays.
147. If you're a woman, have showers whenever a murderer has been reported nearby.
148. Always keep the engine running
149. If the black man isn't dead yet, its not "Almost over"
150. No one EVER knows how to shoot the person approaching them with a machetie.
151. The police, no matter how well trained or unless an obviously important character, will always miss the murderer or only hit him once in a non-vital area when shooting at him.
152. If you do call the police, they will only send one person with a flashlight, even if you tell them someone's trying to kill you.
153. Apparently, all car keys are lathered in WD40 in order to make them very slippery and easy to drop in situations where time is of the essence.
154. The window is ALWAYS locked.
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