• Off Topic Chat/Argument Clinic V3
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THE OCToPUS WAS RIGHT
Physic octopus was right after all.
[IMG]http://ooft.net/upload/276201h.png[/IMG] This base fucked the AI up bad. After being unable to break through my defenses the AI rocket spammed. The rocket spam got rid of my last couple of troops and I watched in horror as my heavy bot with a revolver cannon got killed defending the brain. This one skirmish made me realize how much I want CC.
Id buy it, but i dont have enough moneyhs And if i did,id have bought other things i actually need
BUY IT. IT IS WORTH IT. TRUST ME. /CCaps [sp]Hurr, see what I did there?[/sp]
what game is that?
I'm gonna try and pull an all nighter tonight. :razz: And the game is Cortex Command. [editline]11:02AM[/editline] And get it, it's totally worth it.
im getting free one from this first: [url]http://www.datarealms.com/[/url]
Free version is not as recent of a version and has some bugs fixed in the full version I believe. Plus you only get like 6 minutes for your skirmishes, which are the heart and soul of CC.
[img]http://devlog.datarealms.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/mechanics.jpg[/img] is this the next game they are working on? if so it looks good for concept art [editline]06:37PM[/editline] [url]http://devlog.datarealms.com/cortex-command/announcing-the-cave-vehicle-engine/[/url]
I believe that is an add-on for CC.
[QUOTE=KommradKommisar;22911435]End war. Ennnd wwwaaaarrrr. Someone just download it so we can all play. [editline]05:29PM[/editline] VERY GOOD DEAL! Please everyone. [editline]05:32PM[/editline] Or [URL="http://download.cnet.com/Tom-Clancy-s-EndWar-v1-02-Patch/3000-7483_4-10915051.html"]this[/URL]. I'd wait tell its cheaper though. [editline]06:15PM[/editline] I'm off to play it. Work on the 82nd Cadia. Waaait...[/QUOTE]
:smug: there goes my Armageddon. :v: it was like, no nukes guys, no stealth bombers *elf clicks stealth bombers and destroys them all straight after because hes' a newb* the other two research nuclear weaponry, so i did, and caused armageddon with my like 16 nuke silos. :V:
I was going to get it, then found out there is no room on the card :v:
Did you not notice the "This"?
That's another game. They released a shitty alpha test version of it.
[QUOTE=KommradKommisar;22928947]Did you not notice the "This"?[/QUOTE] Now why would I want a [I][B]Patch[/B][/I]. Though I know what you mean, and its pretty big to get done in a short time.
Well. [B]Shit..[/B] [editline]12:33PM[/editline] I have one that didn't work for my "territory". But it might work for someone else. Just Steam or PM me. [editline]12:33PM[/editline] Or another one for US and UK peeps.
[IMG]http://ooft.net/upload/281147h.png[/IMG] Good times: 1. My last drones heroic stand. 2. The entrance to my cave base. 3. Rocket spam again! Grrrr... So again with the rocket spam. Also, I have no idea how the enemies burrowed through the top of my base... :/
You guys are late, I've been playing this for ages. :v: Also, the new thing / Cave engine thing is a new game, not a Cortex Command related thing I believe. [editline]07:42PM[/editline] Modding this shit is fun as hell though. (Minus the scripting part, I suck at it)
the best thing to do is to test yourself. You need to go onto the editor map, spawn a square, and your guy inside it. Then only buy rockets (the small yellow ones) and fly it into enemy rockets. Is good fun :v: [editline]08:44PM[/editline] Improves your flying skills so much. [editline]08:44PM[/editline] Also: is there a mod for the demo which lets you play for an unlimited amount of time?
good game i only got the free one but im gonna get the full
[QUOTE=Evil-Muffin;22930025]the best thing to do is to test yourself. You need to go onto the editor map, spawn a square, and your guy inside it. Then only buy rockets (the small yellow ones) and fly it into enemy rockets. Is good fun :v: [editline]08:44PM[/editline] Improves your flying skills so much. [editline]08:44PM[/editline] Also: is there a mod for the demo which lets you play for an unlimited amount of time?[/QUOTE] That's not considered a mod, that's called piracy. :3:
Semantics, is there one?
PirateBay for you pirates. :v: Anyway, you get bored pretty quickly if you don't like modding it or if you're just obsessed with blowing shit up.
[url]http://flmsdown.net/games/22534-cortex-command.html[/url]
[QUOTE]Never tell your password to anyone. THE JOKER: Hi [FB]-The Green Horse-XllG: hey The chat room has been unlocked (opened to anyone) by THE JOKER. Elffus: hai [FB]-The Green Horse-XllG: buy me one horse [FB]-The Green Horse-XllG: lol THE JOKER: uh [FB]-The Green Horse-XllG: so [FB]-The Green Horse-XllG: hi THE JOKER: we will buy you games THE JOKER: i just won 500 dollars THE JOKER: :D Elffus: you will buy me games THE JOKER: yes THE JOKER: we will Elffus: and what must i do for this THE JOKER: well THE JOKER: 1 thing [FB]-The Green Horse-XllG: we will buy you TEH VALVE COMPLETE PACK THE JOKER: actually THE JOKER: yes THE JOKER: we will THE JOKER: but THE JOKER: 1 thing THE JOKER: if THE JOKER: u help me and xiig first THE JOKER: ok? Elffus: doo what? THE JOKER: u need 10 dollars THE JOKER: you got? [FB]-The Green Horse-XllG: have you got 10 bucks [FB]-The Green Horse-XllG: just 10 Elffus: why? THE JOKER: um THE JOKER: u have 2 buy me 1 game Elffus: well if you just won 500 dollars why can't you buy it yourself [FB]-The Green Horse-XllG: because we gift you one THE JOKER: you have to do somethign for us [FB]-The Green Horse-XllG: get it? THE JOKER: to get VALVe complete pack Elffus: so you figt me the valve complete pack Elffus: if i buy you a game? Elffus: that's 10 dollars THE JOKER: yes THE JOKER: 10 euros Elffus: so why waste money buying me a valve complete pack when you can buy it yourself? [FB]-The Green Horse-XllG: exactly THE JOKER: actually THE JOKER: well [FB]-The Green Horse-XllG: man THE JOKER: im in good mood THE JOKER: today THE JOKER: and i wont buy Myself any games [FB]-The Green Horse-XllG: the valve complete pack is about 70 euros THE JOKER: you must do it Elffus: okay THE JOKER: you will? Elffus: if you buy me the valve complete pack [FB]-The Green Horse-XllG: athat means about 150 buck Elffus: i'll gift you whatever game you want [FB]-The Green Horse-XllG: bucks* THE JOKER: so THE JOKER: dude THE JOKER: heres the deal THE JOKER: you THE JOKER: buy me 1 game THE JOKER: and THE JOKER: tommorow you get valve pack THE JOKER: deal? Elffus: but, but i want it today :( THE JOKER: dude [FB]-The Green Horse-XllG: there's no time man THE JOKER: you will get it when i get money in my account THE JOKER: but THE JOKER: you help? Elffus: what game do you want? THE JOKER: not steam THE JOKER: wait THE JOKER: ok? THE JOKER: wait? Elffus: i still don't see why you can't buy it yourself THE JOKER: you must have paypal THE JOKER: dude THE JOKER: cuz THE JOKER: i dont buy games myself THE JOKER: i gift them THE JOKER: like THE JOKER: that Elffus: so gift them to yourself THE JOKER: [url]http://www.minecraft.net/gift.jsp?user=dark_messiah[/url] THE JOKER: i wont THE JOKER: please THE JOKER: click there THE JOKER: ok? Elffus: you want minecraft THE JOKER: [url]http://www.minecraft.net/gift.jsp?user=dark_messiah[/url] Elffus: you're kidding me THE JOKER: click THE JOKER: dude Elffus: so you want me THE JOKER: its for my lil brother Elffus: to gift you minecraft Elffus: and 'tomorrow' THE JOKER: yes Elffus: you're going to buy me the valve complete pack? THE JOKER: you gift me now THE JOKER: you get valve pack tomorrow THE JOKER: if THE JOKER: you buy me minecraft THE JOKER: deal? [FB]-The Green Horse-XllG: so THE JOKER: dude THE JOKER: that the deal THE JOKER: you buy me first THE JOKER: then you get your stuff [FB]-The Green Horse-XllG: are you gonna accept THE JOKER: ok? [FB]-The Green Horse-XllG: cmon man Elffus: yet a) you are probably 9 and want minecraft because you're mummy wont buy it you, b) you are not great at scamming whatsoever and pick totally the wrong audience, c) you absolutely fail completely at logic: "i won 500 dollorz - no i needz game todai cuz.. u know i'm 9 nd ma daddy wont buy it" - i mean what the fuck? are you some kind of dumbrained 6 year old that can't afford a 10$ game? seriously, your mum must neglect you and your dad must hate you for your family to be that cheap, i'm suprised you own a computer. but seriously? stop the scamming, it makes you a low life tramp that should be executed on a cross and serverd to fried sheep before being ass raped by goats. now, get the fuck out and stop scamming you little nine year old asshats. THE JOKER: its best fucking deal THE JOKER: im not 9 THE JOKER: im 18 THE JOKER: and xiig is 18 too THE JOKER: ok THE JOKER: cya Elffus: yet you've never heard of grammar? THE JOKER: fagshit eater! Elffus: what the fuck i'm not as braindead as you You have been kicked from the chat by THE JOKER.[/QUOTE] this made me laugh so hard, some nine year olds trying to scam me for mine craft. :v:
At first I was like, you just scored. But then I saw they wanted you to gift them first and I just lol'd.
minecraft as well, who the hell goes to that much trouble for what is basically a browser game?
Elf, I'm gonna message those guys and post what they say for humor. This is gonna be fun... [editline]10:22PM[/editline] I just realized that THE JOKER is a member of FP.. [editline]10:25PM[/editline] Oh man, they didn't message me back. They're offline now :argh:
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