[quote]The Principality of The Glorious Vuvuzela is a fledgling, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4%. A large private sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, followed by Basket Weaving and Uranium Mining.
Crime is a serious problem. The Glorious Vuvuzela's national animal is the BZZ, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Vuvuzela.[/quote]
It had to be done.
Got questions for you all.
Anybody got/want a tattoos?
Anybody like alchohol/what ones?
What sports do you like?
What games do you like?
Thanks for taking your time to read reds questions first to fill in will get a prize!
[QUOTE=Thereddragon;23013543]Got questions for you all.
Anybody got/want a tattoos?
Anybody like alchohol/what ones?
What sports do you like?
What games do you like?
Thanks for taking your time to read reds questions first to fill in will get a prize![/QUOTE]
No
I have some occasionally
Baseball, European Football
Fallout 1, 2, and 3; Halo: CE, Risk.
[QUOTE=trifon;23013565]No
I sometimes drink malibu
None
Uh... FPS[/QUOTE]
Congrats you have won the worst prize in history!
:glomp:
I hope you enjoyed your prize!
Also I am bored out of my fucking mind.
[QUOTE]The Kingdom of Elven Idiocy is a large, pleasant nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 68 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass -- juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Gambling.
[B]Half-naked men feature prominently in official military materials[/B], customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity, teenagers are sent to jail for being out too late, and the study of medicine is popular throughout Elven Idiocy. Crime is a problem. Elven Idiocy's national animal is the elven bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the elfian.[/QUOTE]
This is the way forward!
Hurrah for glomp
[QUOTE]The Empire of Karkinrad is a large, economically powerful nation, renowned for its parental licensing program. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 68 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic morass -- juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Arms Manufacturing.
Criminals are executed and their property seized, a recent law has banned homes from having any more than one wheel, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, and televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Karkinrad's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the dollar.
Karkinrad is ranked 7th in the region and 20,445th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.[/QUOTE]
[quote]
The Empire of Maple syrup and Igloos is a small, safe nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space. Its compassionate, hard-working population of 45 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. The average income tax rate is 24%, but much higher for the wealthy. A robust private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Furniture Restoration and Automobile Manufacturing.
All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and education and welfare spending are on the rise. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Maple syrup and Igloos's national animal is the polar bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the ice cube .
Maple syrup and Igloos is ranked 11th in the region and 37,160th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.[/quote]
[quote]The Oppressed Peoples of Technola is a large, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its enforced nudity. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 62 million are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Gambling.
Punitive tariffs protect local industry, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, and the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls. Crime is a problem. Technola's national animal is the techno tune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the chip.[/quote]
The reason why I shouldn't be allowed to run a country.
Tech for US president. :science:
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What happens when I try playing IL-2 Sturmovik 1946 without a joystick:
[IMG]http://ooft.net/upload/5912208i.png[/IMG]
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:gonk:
What game is that?
IL-2 Sturmovik 1946
I thought he was talking about the plane v:v:v
[quote]The Democratic Republic of North Tyronia is a large, devout nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 50 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Defence and Commerce are secondary priorities. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26%. A substantial private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Automobile Manufacturing.
Senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', and a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high. Crime is moderate. North Tyronia's national animal is the limp bizkit, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Card.
[B]North Tyronia is ranked 1st in the region and 1,589th in the world for Most Extreme Nations.[/B][/quote]
YAY! One of my countries is the first at something!
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho5lETtscYo[/media]
use the proper links kommrad. :v:
Oh, I used CHANNEL links. Okay.
That game is just too real.
I love it.
I would get it, but i wanna wait until its on sale :v:
i may be getting Minecraft :D
DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT.
We can have a Infdev/Survival party and build up a huge fortress shit. :v:
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/Multiplayer for InfDev is coming soon
My friend (In RL) came to my house to see if I'd won a contest. The prize was a free copy of Minecraft. The sad thing was, I lost, mainly because I was tired while making it (stayed up all night....again)
I was pissed off when I found out that I lost, but I was happy for the guy who did win.
Anyway, to the point, my friend is giving me £10 tomorrow (Hopefully) so that I can buy Minecraft on that day.
I iz happy :buddy:
Eeeuuugh, I do not feel good..
Vomit count - 6.
[QUOTE=Tautika;23038059]Minecraft :S What the hell is minecraft.[/QUOTE]
What the-- Get out of my thread.
Or REPENT AND PURCHASE!
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