[QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;16725745]Hey Facepunch, I just bought some Doritos at the store.[/QUOTE]
epic post lol
I filtered the OP out and removed the bits that are a lie. Here's the new OP.
[QUOTE=chrismon9;16725660]does anyone remember my"old" thread that i couldn't get a girlfriend.. well it all started with we where playing truth or dare in the pool with my friends.. i chose truth and one person asked me if i liked any girls in the pool.. so i said.. "uh" "sorta" lol then one girl said "please don't say its me!" so i said "yeah" because it really was her.. soo... that was about 2 days ago..[/QUOTE]
too bad you didn't
Kinky.
Cool story bro!
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Truth or Dare? What are you guys 13?
[QUOTE=bobste;16725681]push her down the stairs[/QUOTE]
:cawg:
Next time you sleep over, steal her pants, run away, never talk to her again.
She will have the craziest fucking story of her entire life
[QUOTE=DoritoBanditV2;16725891]Next time you sleep over, steal her pants, run away, never talk to her again.
She will have the craziest fucking story of her entire life[/QUOTE]
Next time you sleep over make sure it is a chick.
Better yet, don't. You probably don't want to be scarred.
Pictures of the catch please
Hey FP I talked to a girl today!
[sp]My mother does count right?[/sp]
next step, finger in the ass
[img]http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/4695785/IMG5182_Full.jpg[/img]
great
now the only way to keep her is to ask her for oral pleasures
Who the fuck are you?
[QUOTE=Penguin-Man;16726028]great
now the only way to keep her is to ask her for oral pleasures[/QUOTE]
And a 3some with her mother/sister/female cousin, which ever is the most bangable.
"tongue kissed"
Is there any alternative?
[QUOTE=Mr.Hoff;16726157]"tongue kissed"
Is there any alternative?[/QUOTE]
Lip kissing.
[QUOTE=Re-Con;16725674]cool, now you need to fuck
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in public[/QUOTE]
And don't forget to post pics on Facepunch.
Its all fun and games... till your girlfriend breaks up with you.
...that is, after she tells you that she had sex with three different guys.
[QUOTE=chrismon9;16725660]:words: tongue kissed:words:[/QUOTE]
I [i]do[/i] believe the term is French kissing. 'Cause the French are sekseh liek dat :smug:
Now do this:
[img]http://jayfan.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/crank1.jpg[/img]
Your pillow doesn't count as a girlfriend, bro.
So what!? I have a medal on tf2! One of 11111 of 6 billion people!
woah congrats. n1 really cares
Judging by what information you've given us your relationship will probably end sooner rather than later.
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