I suggest we make our own currency as well, mainly to separate ourselves from other countries, and so p. cool guys can get their faces on them.
[QUOTE=th3cactusplant;20382381]I suggest we make our own currency as well, mainly to separate ourselves from other countries, and so p. cool guys can get their faces on them.[/QUOTE]
The Facepunch Dollar?
Dollar ? Be more original kthx. :smug:
I'm gonna go build my own island, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the island!
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;20381594]Just got back from walking across campus and already have 37 posts. I feel appreciated, haha.
Criminals will be taking three miles out to sea blinded folded and forced to walk the plank in traditional fashion. If they manage to find out which direction the island is, and survive the swim back, they will be pardoned.
Also, titles of nobility will be sold
$100 - Count/Countess
$250 - Duke
$500 - Baron
$1000 - Gold Member
Also, about the "hard to build artificial islands" comments, my plan is to A) Hope technology to do that expands by time I've come by enough wealth to put it into action and, B) Invest in expanding technology for artificial islands.[/QUOTE]
Just nuke New Jersey and make it hospitable. Islands will still be expensive as shit.
[QUOTE=Asaratha;20382533]The...The, Uhhh. The Punch
DAD! CAN I GET 12 PUNCHES FOR A MOVIE?[/QUOTE]
I don't see that going too well?
Hmm... how about... the Hez? (Guess where I got the idea from)
I think your idea is well thought-out, but I'm sure it'll be as easy when you walk outside the paper.
I am willing to apply for a government position; preferably foreign relations.
[QUOTE=Manta Ray;20381104]You will need a shitload of money my friend.[/QUOTE]
He could find some unclaimed island in the middle of the Pacific and make it his nation.
Make me treasurer.
[QUOTE=Manta Ray;20381104]You will need a shitload of money my friend.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=th3cactusplant;20382611]I don't see that going too well?
Hmm... how about... the Hez? (Guess where I got the idea from)[/QUOTE]
I like that. "The Hezz". That will be the main unit, divided into 4 Perfumlies or 10 JohnnyMo's.
A hundred Hezzies will equal a Garry.
I want a wall built around this nation, so if a Zombie apocalypse would occur, we would be left harmless :downs:
Unless of course..if someone's already infected in the country...my god! I have not thought this shit through :ohdear:
You can't register a new country, unless you can proof that it's excisted for quite some time.
You'd be better off buying a country, and then rebuilding it.
I say buy a poor african country, and introduce it to the 21th century.
Name it Chernobyl.
That will get it some attention once you build a nuclear reactor.
[QUOTE=TheIceman;20383177]I want a wall built around this nation, so if a Zombie apocalypse would occur, we would be left harmless :downs:
Unless of course..if someone's already infected in the country...my god! I have not thought this shit through :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
I'll pull a Madagascar if zombies start taking over the mainlands.
[QUOTE=Tools;20383216]You can't register a new country, unless you can proof that it's excisted for quite some time.
You'd be better off buying a country, and then rebuilding it.
I say buy a poor african country, and introduce it to the 21th century.[/QUOTE]
Easy to get, easy to lose. Moment I buy an African nation, it'll erupt in civil war.
[QUOTE]Name it Chernobyl.
That will get it some attention once you build a nuclear reactor. [/QUOTE]
Nuclear power.....Er, yes, just for energy. Only that, peaceful reason. :smile:
Buy Alaska, it only cost $7.2 million for the US to buy so due to the recession it will be even cheaper!
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[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;20383266]Easy to get, easy to lose. Moment I buy an African nation, it'll erupt in civil war.[/QUOTE]
Kick the Africans out and send them to a real country.
[QUOTE=smurfy;20383285]Buy Alaska, it only cost $7.2 million for the US to buy so due to the recession it will be even cheaper![/QUOTE]
Sounds cheap enough.
Everyone, begin mass immigration to our new homeland!
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Kick the Africans out and send them to a real country.
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Yeah! The native americans didn't fight back too hard. I'm sure these guys will have just bows and arrows too! :downs:
We can recreate America without the diversity which causes America to fail
[QUOTE=alphaspida;20383330]We can recreate America without the diversity which causes America to fail[/QUOTE]
Sure, why not. No white people allowed, sorry.
You should invade Cuba first.
-then you can use it to farm and generate your own food supply.
+cuba is dumb anyway
P.S. Can I be in charge of your airforce? because we're gona have some sweet planes and crap. or maybe I could produce weapons/tech for the army?
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;20383342]Sure, why not. No white people allowed, sorry.[/QUOTE]
Sorry but I lol'd
[QUOTE=arock82;20383347]You should invade Cuba first.
-then you can use it to farm and generate your own food supply.
+cuba is dumb anyway
P.S. Can I be in charge of your airforce? because we're gona have some sweet planes and crap. or maybe I could produce weapons/tech for the army?[/QUOTE]
Cuba sounds like a good plan. Can march on to the other islands from there.
Make all the the Caribbean the Facepunch nation!
As for the Air Force, sure why not. Can you fly?
We could buy a bunch of boats and tie them together and anchor them out in the sea somewhere and live on them. Then when we have enough money we could move up to ships.
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I made a Flag
Also Communisms!
[url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=796146]If facepunch managed to take over peru then the world would go to shit[/url]
Get searching on google earth for an undiscovered volcanic island
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