[QUOTE=Teh Iron Man;20392459]Cybernations :3 ?[/QUOTE]
I am playing that for 2 years now.
Doesn't feel real :saddowns:.
[QUOTE=FunnyBunny;20393956]Assuming the rest of your plan is flawless, 2 problems.
1. Billionaire investors get pissed that you cut them off, hire a hit squad to take you out.
2. Try to attack Caribbean islands, get your ass handed to you 10 times over by the US.[/QUOTE]
Will invite billionaire investors to island before they know I shall cut them off.
Then will either execute them or hold prisoner.
As for the US......All you gotta do is blame it on a country they already don't like. I'll just say Cuba did it.
I don't see the point, I mean, isn't it obvious by now that tropical islands are just another target for America?
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;20394058]Will invite billionaire investors to island before they know I shall cut them off.
Then will either execute them or hold prisoner.
As for the US......All you gotta do is blame it on a country they already don't like. I'll just say Cuba did it.[/QUOTE]
OR you could just find investors that are "anti-government" to provide funds. Maybe they will support said island and live there, thus welcoming more rich, anti-government people to come. Therefore you would not have to kill anyone and add bad marks to the country. No sane western country would touch you in fear of pissing off the UN. You would have to cause the first strike, or do something they see as threatening and have the UN vote against you.
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Or a government conspiracy that it was Cuban terrorists who killed your investors in hopes to crash the country.
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Only 12,000,000 USD to buy a 16,000 acre South American island.
[URL]http://www.privateislandsonline.com/isla-san-pedro-chile.htm[/URL]
God that site is awesome.
Or we can be vikings and go and rape and pillage tiny little villages in africa and harvest blood diamonds. :smug:.
Wait, isn't someone already doing that.
make it legal to grow weed
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and smoke it
Well, good luck with your venture, though when i sent a letter to the Australian federal government declaring the United Dictatorship of New Karpia a separatist state. including prosperous relations with the octopi , being the only nation that declares them a sentient species.
[img]http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs46/f/2009/185/b/9/New_Karpia_by_Nerd_Rage.png[/img]
New Karpia population:1 , right now it's just my room, but it will grow!
Also, feel free to fill out this form and PM it to me, though i'm sure you're not stupid enough to put in your real details, i've got quite a collection of weird applications.
[url]http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs46/f/2009/191/d/a/New_Karpian_Application_form_by_Nerd_Rage.png[/url]
Also, i don't call myself emperor, i call myself [B]OVERLORD![/B]
[QUOTE=Spacewolf;20381252]Facepunch could take over a small nation, let's do that.[/QUOTE]
Just one problem...
We need women to get babies. Where's the women on FP?
[QUOTE=TippZ;20399332]Just one problem...
We need women to get babies. Where's the women on FP?[/QUOTE]
There are some around here. Just not enough.
Besides, if we're taking over a country, who said we were going to kill the populace? Surly there will be women to take and interbreed with. Unless you want to keep the superior Facepunch race pure. :v:
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;20399418]There are some around here. Just not enough.
Besides, if we're taking over a country, who said we were going to kill the populace? Surly there will be women to take and interbreed with. Unless you want to keep the superior Facepunch race pure. :v:[/QUOTE]
One people. One country.
HEIL FACEPUNCH.
I'd make my own police force and drill a scenario into their minds which involves me criticizing them for putting a prisoner in the wrong cell, followed by them saying 'Usual mix up with the watch I...-', just to be interrupted by me saying 'Nevermind, open this door.', and to the prisoner; 'Stand back, prisoner, we won't hesitate to kill you if you get in our way!' A well garbed man whom looks to the prinsoner as an emporer will walk up to him and say, (As if he was on mushrooms and hallucinating) 'Your the one from my dreams'... Every single time a new prisoner appears.
And then it's all smooooth-sailin'
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;20381076]
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[u]Step I - Physical Development[/u]
-Amass enough person wealth and/or contract investors to have capital for project.
-Hire engineers to design an artificial island that can be built in international waters; preferable region being the Caribbean. Have roughly 3-5 square miles of land in this area. Land should be able to sustain plant life.
-Put landscapers onto artificial island to make more aesthetically pleasing and scenic.
Go ahead and discuss my idea/own ideas/thoughts on making your own nation.[/QUOTE]
Can I be chief engineer please... PLEASE.....
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[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;20399418]There are some around here. Just not enough.
Besides, if we're taking over a country, who said we were going to kill the populace? Surly there will be women to take and interbreed with. Unless you want to keep the superior Facepunch race pure. :v:[/QUOTE]
Why dont we just take control of a a portion of a country.... maybe the north of peru or the tip of cuba. Maybe somalia, nobody would care if we made a colony there right, I mean the place is still stuck in the feudal age right?????
I'll be the club manager:smug:
I shall do the best flag tomorrow. >:D
You'll only need a lot of rock and dirt to do this.
So, have you got 100 billion?
Hail the Emperor!
Can I join the workforce as a scientist looking for a cure for AIDS?
[QUOTE=TH89;20392737]Then your flags will be unsightly and expensive to make, so your country's citizens won't be able to wave them everywhere patriotically. Your flag will also be impossible to adapt into two-tone insignias and military roundels.
Is this really what you want? IT'S NOT WORTH IT[/QUOTE]
Have a look at the welsh flag, that almost breaks that rule.
If you do this I insist that I be the person in charge of talking to the US... please :D
[QUOTE=Bitch_tiki;20401608]If you do this I insist that I be the person in charge of talking to the US... please :D[/QUOTE]
What qualifications do you have?
I'll be the ambassador to the UK, or if thats taken the ambassador to wales.
Can i have my own pool?
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;20401670]What qualifications do you have?[/QUOTE]
Time and time again I've talked to American people.
Also, know how to make them like us as a nation.
Also also I'm a super secret spy who works for Canada, and I sleep in Obama's basement -.-
[QUOTE=Kingy_who;20401686]I'll be the ambassador to the UK, or if thats taken the ambassador to wales.[/QUOTE]
Isn't Wales part of the UK?
[QUOTE=scurr;20401692]Can i have my own pool?[/QUOTE]
No skinny dipping
[QUOTE=Bitch_tiki;20401759]Time and time again I've talked to American people.
Also, know how to make them like us as a nation.
Also also I'm a super secret spy who works for Canada, and I sleep in Obama's basement -.-[/QUOTE]
More than qualified, sure.
[quote=emperor scorpious ii;20401927]
more than qualified, sure.[/quote]
fuck yes!!!
[QUOTE=neos300;20401988]Hey can I be the treasurer?[/QUOTE]
You American?
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;20401927]Isn't Wales part of the UK?[/QUOTE]
It is, but I meant If someones already ambassador of the UK, then I'll stick with a part of the UK.
I want to the ambassador to Whales.
Also wales may become independent because of your island.
:ninja:
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[QUOTE=TH89;20402053]I want to the ambassador to Whales.[/QUOTE]
We're the red whales, you want the blue whales.
[QUOTE=TH89;20402053]I want to the ambassador to Whales.[/QUOTE]
But i'm already the minister of everythng ocean related so I should be the ambassador to whales.
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