Sex, Girlfriends and Shit VII: "Power Moves For High Quality Women" - General

If you want to murder that vag then watch Samurai Cop with her.

[QUOTE=Kabstrac;49561268]Watching The Room is a life experience, he should be grateful that you've shown him such[/QUOTE] I'm taking my GF to a live screening of The Room plus a Q&A with Tommy himself for Valentines day.

[QUOTE=Thechuz1337;49563768]I'm taking my GF to a live screening of The Room plus a Q&A with Tommy himself for Valentines day.[/QUOTE] Wonder if he will ask "How's your sex-life?".

[QUOTE=jackattack;49563403]If you want to murder that vag then watch Samurai Cop with her.[/QUOTE] we split up but we're still friends. I think I did mention Samurai Cop to her though, she loves shitty 80's B movies. I still need to watch it though, I hope it lives up to my expectations. though my life is definitely a richer and more enjoyable experience after having watched the room

Since we're on the subject of shitty movies... Everyone who hasn't seen it should watch Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo. I have seen that movie six times and wrote a five-page paper about it for a college English class about a year ago when I was drunk. (And made my professor start laughing her ass off while she was grading during finals, for what it's worth.)

i recommend watching the goosebumps show from the 90s. i think there's some full episodes on youtube. love seeing how much i still remember [editline]20th January 2016[/editline] even better when everyone's drunk

Troll 2 is quite the experience, too. My neighbor has it on Bluray and I intend to show it to my girlfriend soon.

also Hot Tub Time Machine 2 is great, in the opening scene Lou from the first film gets shot in the dick with a shotgun

[QUOTE=Zukriuchen;49568473]i recommend watching the goosebumps show from the 90s. i think there's some full episodes on youtube. love seeing how much i still remember [editline]20th January 2016[/editline] even better when everyone's drunk[/QUOTE] My girlfriend absolutely adores goosebumps, im living in an eternal hell

My ex basically begged me to take her back, she cheated on me after 3 days. The fury I felt when I found out about it, made me lose my moral compass. She's probably suicidal by now.

Not your problem tbh, once a cunt always a cunt.

Seeing that girl I was talking about tomorrow for my 4 day weekend. I'm seriously so excited to just do things with her. Just take her places or watch a movie or just eat or just do nothing together. I've never been this excited to be with someone before. So happy (:

[QUOTE=NixNax123;49581170]Seeing that girl I was talking about tomorrow for my 4 day weekend. I'm seriously so excited to just do things with her. Just take her places or watch a movie or just eat or just do nothing together. I've never been this excited to be with someone before. So happy (:[/QUOTE] Hold onto the feeling dude, just went through a little rough patch with my gal of a year due to my attitude and I can't tell ya how great it feels to just have fun with her again.

[QUOTE=No Party Hats;49581646]Hold onto the feeling dude, just went through a rough patch with my gal of a year and I can't tell ya how great it feels to just have fun with her again.[/QUOTE] Oh I definitely will, this is the first girl I've ever felt like I could actually be myself around and still have an amazing time with. I never need to lie about myself or what I've done; I can be completely honest about everything. And she can be (and has) too. So this is already off to a great start, not to mention the fact that we have amazing chemisty emotionally and physically. I'm happy for you, dude! Hope you have that feeling for a long time to come. (:

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;49581697]Did I ever tell my camping story here? I mean I have a few from that really fun trip, but this one always stuck out to me. It's not funny or crazy or anything, but it showcases a problem. We were 16, it was within our first year as a couple. My girlfriend's family and I were camping at the campgrounds. We were there for rafting, but we wouldn't do that until the next morning. Me, being the sweet guy I am, asked my girlfriend if she wanted to sleep over in my tent, because that's what couples do, right? They cuddle and sleep together. She said "I think I'll just sleep in my tent tonight", and I thought "okay sure, whatever she wants to do." And I thought nothing more about it until a few months afterwards when we were talking about that fun trip. (ironic because she hates camping) My girlfriend told me that the reason she said no, is that she thought if I invited her in my tent that she was obligated to do sex stuff with me. She thought it was code for sexual activities and that I was just straight-up asking her to do that. That just left me flabbergasted when I heard it. At that point, we've been together at least 5 months. That is [B]not[/B] something I would do and it kinda offended me at the time. But it really made ponder how much pressure girls have to sleep with their boyfriends and shit, even if they don't want to. It's awful! Just thinking-posting out-loud here[/QUOTE] I usually always clarify when asking or suggesting stuff that would seem ambiguous. Better one awkward moment of explanation than a while of stress because one of you thought you both had conflicting feelings when it was really just a misunderstanding.

[QUOTE=NixNax123;49581662]Oh I definitely will, this is the first girl I've ever felt like I could actually be myself around and still have an amazing time with. I never need to lie about myself or what I've done; I can be completely honest about everything. And she can be (and has) too. So this is already off to a great start, not to mention the fact that we have amazing chemisty emotionally and physically. I'm happy for you, dude! Hope you have that feeling for a long time to come. (:[/QUOTE] Your posts with your avatar make this a whole lot more adorable.

Christ, my girlfriend made an account here. Nothing is sacred anymore is it

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[QUOTE=No Party Hats;49582313]Christ, my girlfriend made an account here. Nothing is sacred anymore is it[/QUOTE] Does she know your username?

I have a problem that most people wouldn't consider a problem - my girlfriend comes on to me TOO much. When we first started dating we'd fuck like 3 times a day, but as time went on that dwindled to once a day, then maybe a few times a week. I kinda like it this way, it keeps sex fun and exciting and I can't predict when it's going to happen vs. knowing it will the second we're in a closed room. It's frustrating though, when I'm trying to Netflix and literally chill and she's all up in my shit, and I'm really into an episode of Dexter and she won't chill the fuck out. It's like, damn, if you start kissing my neck and biting my ear and I'm not reciprocating, it's pretty obvious I'm not in the mood. It makes me feel stupid saying, "Babe, I'm not in the mood right now." You think she'd take the hint, and I really don't want to hurt her feelings. Outside of this our relationship is great, but god damn, sometimes I just want to relax.

[QUOTE=Aetna;49584499]I have a problem that most people wouldn't consider a problem - my girlfriend comes on to me TOO much. When we first started dating we'd fuck like 3 times a day, but as time went on that dwindled to once a day, then maybe a few times a week. I kinda like it this way, it keeps sex fun and exciting and I can't predict when it's going to happen vs. knowing it will the second we're in a closed room. It's frustrating though, when I'm trying to Netflix and literally chill and she's all up in my shit, and I'm really into an episode of Dexter and she won't chill the fuck out. It's like, damn, if you start kissing my neck and biting my ear and I'm not reciprocating, it's pretty obvious I'm not in the mood. It makes me feel stupid saying, "Babe, I'm not in the mood right now." You think she'd take the hint, and I really don't want to hurt her feelings. Outside of this our relationship is great, but god damn, sometimes I just want to relax.[/QUOTE] I'm 3 years single on a 3 month dry spell reading this like :??

My girlfriends got a uti. No more sex for a while ;(

[QUOTE=Enola;49584663]I'm 3 years single on a 3 month dry spell reading this like :??[/QUOTE] Hey man, when you's been getting the same pussy over and over and over for nearly a year it gets way less exciting. I'm content with the every-other-day blowjob and sex 4 times a week.

[QUOTE=Aetna;49584499]I have a problem that most people wouldn't consider a problem - my girlfriend comes on to me TOO much. When we first started dating we'd fuck like 3 times a day, but as time went on that dwindled to once a day, then maybe a few times a week. I kinda like it this way, it keeps sex fun and exciting and I can't predict when it's going to happen vs. knowing it will the second we're in a closed room. It's frustrating though, when I'm trying to Netflix and literally chill and she's all up in my shit, and I'm really into an episode of Dexter and she won't chill the fuck out. It's like, damn, if you start kissing my neck and biting my ear and I'm not reciprocating, it's pretty obvious I'm not in the mood. It makes me feel stupid saying, "Babe, I'm not in the mood right now." You think she'd take the hint, and I really don't want to hurt her feelings. Outside of this our relationship is great, but god damn, sometimes I just want to relax.[/QUOTE] I think this is one of those situations when you really just should tell her how you feel.

[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;49584080]Does she know your username?[/QUOTE] Yea she posted a comment on my wall, yeesh [editline]22nd January 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Birdman101;49584669]My girlfriends got a uti. No more sex for a while ;([/QUOTE] damn shame, mines just coming off a YI

[QUOTE=No Party Hats;49585212]Yea she posted a comment on my wall, yeesh [editline]22nd January 2016[/editline] damn shame, mines just coming off a YI[/QUOTE] snip everything and make an alt. nowhere is safe.

Had a foursome a week ago. what a great year this is.

Girlfriend's been complaining about sore boobs for a little while now, and been annoyed that I don't take her problem seriously when I offer to massage them for her. Caught her off-guard while she was brushing teeth. Turned out, massages actually do help.

[QUOTE=Riller;49587167]Girlfriend's been complaining about sore boobs for a little while now, and been annoyed that I don't take her problem seriously when I offer to massage them for her. Caught her off-guard while she was brushing teeth. Turned out, massages actually do help.[/QUOTE] I get the feeling that a lot of girls don't take it seriously when a guy offers a massage. Maybe it's cause it's assumed it'll lead to sex, who knows. But whenever I've offered it it was refused on that basis. I mean shit I just want to help you relax you had a goddamn shit day let me help dammit

[QUOTE=dcalde78;49587237]I get the feeling that a lot of girls don't take it seriously when a guy offers a massage. Maybe it's cause it's assumed it'll lead to sex, who knows. But whenever I've offered it it was refused on that basis. I mean shit I just want to help you relax you had a goddamn shit day let me help dammit[/QUOTE] Well to be fair to her, it [I]was[/I] just a glorified uninvited boob-fondling.