• Sex, Girlfriends and Shit VII: "Power Moves For High Quality Women"
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i actually got cockblocked by a kitty last night "so you still good for our date tonight?" her cat was limping and needed to go to the vet
[QUOTE=LordCrypto;51861925]i actually got cockblocked by a kitty last night "so you still good for our date tonight?" her cat was limping and needed to go to the vet[/QUOTE] I hope the cat's okay.
[QUOTE=OvB;51862708]I hope the cat's okay.[/QUOTE] yes, kitty is okay now according to her we rescheduled for saturday
Gotta vent about this ex: I noticed two months into dating that she was wearing a necklace with a bell on it and asked what it was. She said it was a magical charm that invoked some kind of anime crap (a spirit wolf to defend me!!!) and I made a joke that I can't remember the exact details of, about how she must be crazy. :downs: She dumped me immediately. In hindsight, she wasn't that good.
[QUOTE=PaperBurrito;51864497]Gotta vent about this ex: I noticed two months into dating that she was wearing a necklace with a bell on it and asked what it was. She said it was a magical charm that invoked some kind of anime crap (a spirit wolf to defend me!!!) and I made a joke that I can't remember the exact details of, about how she must be crazy. :downs: She dumped me immediately. In hindsight, she wasn't that good.[/QUOTE] Probably better off :v:
I think I'm going to have a good night with her. I'm happy we're spending more time together
Ex wanted the pipe but then got a new boyfriend and called it off so she's hooking me up with her friend that I've been curious about. Weird but decent week.
I got engaged over the past week!!
[QUOTE=jangalomph;51872373]I got engaged over the past week!![/QUOTE] Weird to see all the little facepunchers I know from so long ago all grown up and being adults. Congrats man
So we had sex but were not really dating. It was nice though and I do like her
[QUOTE=jangalomph;51872373]I got engaged over the past week!![/QUOTE] Aaayyy welcome to the "she gets to wear a ring but i dont yet" club.
barely even done vanilla sex, but now I met this extreme masochist girl who I'm pretty sure wants me to put her at the edge of death.
Are you comfortable with that? If you do things when you are not ready you will not enjoy them to their fullest and will regret it soon after.
[QUOTE=Psycho9182;51873889]barely even done vanilla sex, but now I met this extreme masochist girl who I'm pretty sure wants me to put her at the edge of death.[/QUOTE] Explore as much as you feel comfortable with? Sounds like a good opportunity to try new stuff, if you're comfortable with it.
low-key yeah. But it's weird she wants me to do this to her cause I'm like the most timid person ever.
[QUOTE=Psycho9182;51873907]low-key yeah. But it's weird she wants me to do this to her cause I'm like the most timid person ever.[/QUOTE] timid guy, dom girl is a pretty hot combo imo -misread, I thought SHE wanted to be the dom-
you never know you'll like it until you try it, maybe you'll love it
she says she wants to corrupt me.
[QUOTE=Psycho9182;51875163]she says she wants to corrupt me.[/QUOTE] Just don't sign any contracts she hands to you.
[QUOTE=ZombieWaffle;51875249]Just don't sign any contracts she hands to you.[/QUOTE] "find anal fisting, strike it out" [editline]25th February 2017[/editline] remember: choke the sides of the neck, not the front of the neck
We had sex twice now but I'm curious if she would go out with me. I haven't asked. Anyway were making more time to see each other
lunch date with aforementioned person who blew me off went well and re: choking, the reason you choke to the sides not the front is that if you choke the front you can crush the trachea. if you're choking carotids, you let off and person you're choking should be good as new in a second
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;51875972]Girlfriend acts very sad today, tells me she hasn't been taking her anti-depressants for two months.[/QUOTE] Don't fuck around with antidepressants, as the withdrawal symptoms are brutal. She should be taking them as prescribed unless she talks to a psychiatrist about making any changes.
Even though we're not dating we still have fun with each other. life can be really weird and you never know who will enter your life. It was unexpected but the best thing that's happened to me in awhile. I think she won't leave me our friendship has gotten really great
[QUOTE=Psycho9182;51875163]she says she wants to corrupt me.[/QUOTE] Get a priest. Or a paladin...
[QUOTE=Psycho9182;51875163]she says she wants to corrupt me.[/QUOTE] hot
So guys, I had a good talk with my girlfriend a few days ago and things were great and we're back to together. Now she's saying she doesn't know herself and doesn't know if she can do that with or without me. She still loves me and doesn't want to lose me. What in the hell are you meant to do from there. We don't know if we're going out or not.
[QUOTE=josm;51886530]things were great and we're back together. She still loves me and doesn't want to lose me. We don't know if we're going out or not.[/QUOTE] Sounds to me like you should go out very casually, don't even refer to them as "dates", just have some good times together, and let her decide "what are we" later You are in a pretty good place
[QUOTE=Zombinie;51887449]Sounds to me like you should go out very casually, don't even refer to them as "dates", just have some good times together, and let her decide "what are we" later You are in a pretty good place[/QUOTE] That's the exact situation I'm in but where I'm the one who doesn't know. It's really really helping that she's being so understanding, so I suggest you do that tok
Been having some serious issues asking a girl out. She works down at a local restaurant, so she is usually busy when I go down there. We have only spoke a handful of times, just "Hey, how are you?" etc.. But it seems everytime I've gone to talk to her, she is either really busy, or I just choke. I went through a nasty split up about a year ago, had a child with said ex. I only get to see my kid every other weekend. Things have been kinda rough. I'm just starting to think the reason I'm choking is a fear of being hurt again, or that she may not accept the fact I'm a dad? I just can't figure this out. Any advice? Especially in terms of approaching her. Myself and my friends notice she shows interest in me, just don't know how to go about asking her out. Anxiety is a bitch.
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