Sex, Girlfriends and Shit VII: "Power Moves For High Quality Women" - General

[QUOTE=Riller;49587252]Well to be fair to her, it [I]was[/I] just a glorified uninvited boob-fondling.[/QUOTE] but she doesn't know that so it's all good

[QUOTE=dcalde78;49587290]but she doesn't know that so it's all good[/QUOTE] She very much knows it was, but it just so happened to relieve her soreness, so it's all good.

perhaps now she will be more open to unexpected boob fondlings from you

[QUOTE=dcalde78;49587395]perhaps now she will be more open to unexpected boob fondlings from you[/QUOTE] [I]Always[/I] a good thing. My massages are kickass, so my GF asks for them.

I have a sore cock but no one offers to rub it speaking of which I had some yellowish discharge the other day guys I don't have clap do I? Also sometimes my urethra is itchy [editline]23rd January 2016[/editline] Okay checking the symptoms on the NHS website leads me to believe I may have it

If you really want to know go to a doctor

I got the awkwardness of that to go through and then ofcourse telling the person who (allegedly) gave it to me

your doctor will have seen far worse. [editline]23rd January 2016[/editline] as for telling someone they gave it to you, I have no advice for that

[QUOTE=Enola;49590180]I got the awkwardness of that to go through and then ofcourse telling the person who (allegedly) gave it to me[/QUOTE] get a male doc, makes it a whole lot less awkward. I had to whip out my dong and show it to the doc a couple years back. even though I felt like crap from the nervousness (and just general discomfort of showing my dick to a dude) I just went through with it. pretty sure the doc must have seen me with a thousand yard stare or some shit, like I was experiencing a PTSD flashback

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;49594939]The blue-balls struggle is real. I walk like I shit myself and there is no getting comfortable. Reminds me of my teenage years[/QUOTE] I'd rather have blue-balls than a sore vagina. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE?

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;49595064]No, but ironically giving my girlfriend a sore vagina gives me blue balls, what kind of deal is that? I'm going to ask for a refund, I hope her customer support is good[/QUOTE] Ah, yes. I also would ask a hooker for a refund if she refused to fuck me.

when the bae says 'you should fuck me right now' and whines about a sore vagina afterwards even though she didn't LET ME GET THE LUBRICATION [editline]24th January 2016[/editline] speak of the devil...

What even is blue balls? What causes it? I've never had it, and I've certainly been in the conditions people describe as the cause.

[QUOTE=Riller;49597155]What even is blue balls? What causes it? I've never had it, and I've certainly been in the conditions people describe as the cause.[/QUOTE] if you've got an erection that lasts for ages and you don't jack off, it causes an intense pain in your groin, sorta like you've been kicked in the gonads. It really hurts and the longer you leave it, the more it spreads, like up from your balls outwards into your stomach. you gotta jack off and then it eventually goes away was lying on the sofa with a girl watching some shitty chick flick, I wasn't paying attention to it but I was going to town on the girl, kissing her, dry humping her etc etc and she was wearing just yoga pants and no shirt, so it was pretty much driving me crazy. she thought it'd be funny to only have sex once the movie finished, and only if I told her what the plot was at the end. never before and probably never again have I paid so much attention to a boring love film. she ended up stopping the movie half way through though and we boned like rabbits for the next glorious 30 seconds (kidding, I lasted longer) and then we went back to the movie. the first half of that movie though, I had really bad blue balls [editline]24th January 2016[/editline] oh and the sciencey reason for it is cause the blood stays in your penis for so long it starts to become deoxygenated or something, so that's what causes the pain. since the blood is just sitting there and not circulating (cause of the erection), it doesn't let fresh blood in. hence the term blue balls, kinda like how lips go blue when you're suffocating.

Last Tuesday my GF left her pajama top at my place, yesterday she forgot her panties... I wonder what's next.

[QUOTE=_Axel;49598359]Last Tuesday my GF left her pajama top at my place, yesterday she forgot her panties... I wonder what's next.[/QUOTE] Shes moving in

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;49598333]You don't [I]have[/I] to blow your load, it will eventually go away on its own.[/QUOTE] there's this membrane in your dick that prevents blood leaving when you've got an erection. it "turns off" (I dunno the scientific word) once you've cum. so basically cumming will make blue balls go away faster, cause your dick can go back to normal and let fresh blood back in. I know all this cause when I was 16 I got mad blue balls and freaked thinking I had testicular torsion, so I googled like crazy thinking I'd have to get my balls operated on but realised it was just blue balls. had a phobia of losing my balls and not being able to have kids

[QUOTE=loopoo;49597229]if you've got an erection that lasts for ages and you don't jack off, it causes an intense pain in your groin, sorta like you've been kicked in the gonads. It really hurts and the longer you leave it, the more it spreads, like up from your balls outwards into your stomach. you gotta jack off and then it eventually goes away was lying on the sofa with a girl watching some shitty chick flick, I wasn't paying attention to it but I was going to town on the girl, kissing her, dry humping her etc etc and she was wearing just yoga pants and no shirt, so it was pretty much driving me crazy. she thought it'd be funny to only have sex once the movie finished, and only if I told her what the plot was at the end. never before and probably never again have I paid so much attention to a boring love film. she ended up stopping the movie half way through though and we boned like rabbits for the next glorious 30 seconds (kidding, I lasted longer) and then we went back to the movie. the first half of that movie though, I had really bad blue balls [editline]24th January 2016[/editline] oh and the sciencey reason for it is cause the blood stays in your penis for so long it starts to become deoxygenated or something, so that's what causes the pain. since the blood is just sitting there and not circulating (cause of the erection), it doesn't let fresh blood in. hence the term blue balls, kinda like how lips go blue when you're suffocating.[/QUOTE] I think I've had it worse, I was at a film night round a friends a few months ago for a film night during which I had started to bridge things back up with another friend I hadn't really seen in over five years. Fast forward the end of the night I started talking to her about how we are with each other, where we were in our lives currently, that sort of shit and eventually we start cuddling and as a person who hasn't got laid let alone get much physical intimacy it really gets my blood going. It got to the point where I figure out I maybe at worst ten minutes away from being taken round the back with her but as luck would have it she just gets simply too tired and calls it quits. Condemning me to a sleepless night on the sofa with blue balls and jacking it was absolutely out of the question unless I wanted to not be invited to the next film night he does.

[QUOTE=loopoo;49597229]-Blue balls explanation-[/QUOTE] Had similar experiences, several-hour-long boners and some active teasing, never had the problem. Huh. Odd.

[QUOTE=Riller;49599262]Had similar experiences, several-hour-long boners and some active teasing, never had the problem. Huh. Odd.[/QUOTE] Lucky you, last week I cuddled with a girl a few hours and after that I had horrible blue balls.

last time it happened to me I was away on holiday with my first gf at the end of 2014, she was riding the crimson tide but but we were in a hotel and we were rekindling things a bit after we'd hit some rough stuff (about a month later she went for good), I'd been up and down all day since she had that power over me and it eventually led to me being in agony whilst we were relaxing on the bed watching tv so I got her to help me resolve the issue then I used a towel to clean up (she never really did bjs and hated cum) since the hotel we were in was pretty shit and we'd been messed about a bit by the staff

While still being drunk after going out for +- 6 hours, me and my ex went back to her house and had been making out from 2am until 7am, kissing and the occasional handstuff, but not all the way. That really got me blueballs. Once she got out of bed to go to the toilet before we'd go to sleep, it eased as my body was getting ready to sleep too :v:

I used to think blueballs was fake, but only because I got really upset that someone kept trying to get me to have sex with them because it was "important to their health" and I was "hurting them" if I didn't. Obviously, I know it's real now, but that sometimes makes me even more upset because they tried to make me feel guilty with that. So as long as u don't ever do that, you're probably okay lol.

The place I live in has nowhere to go and do things except eat. I need home date ideas.

[QUOTE=NixNax123;49600007]The place I live in has nowhere to go and do things except eat. I need home date ideas.[/QUOTE] Board games, bitches love board games. Also taking walks are surprisingly fun.

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;49599652] Reminds me of this conversation I had with a girl at highschool, someone told her that boners had bones in them and they would not go away unless she helped them with it. She got bamboozled[/QUOTE] wait wait wait wait what

pfft we don't even play any boardgames, we just -talk- about playing them no parks nearby? Me and gustavo here have had some pretty acceptable times at the park near her place [editline]24th January 2016[/editline] Also never had blueballs before lol, that being said unsatisfied erections suck

anyone ever date a paraplegic? Any advice?

Don't go for a walk in the park but seriously I guess just be open about it and don't dance around it.

[QUOTE=Cyke Lon bee;49600729]anyone ever date a paraplegic? Any advice?[/QUOTE] Don't stare at whatever is "wrong" with her. But seriously just try to treat her/him like you would anyone else; I've never dated one myself but in my experience people don't want you to feel sorry for them or look at them as someone who needs special treatment from others.