Sex, Girlfriends and Shit VII: "Power Moves For High Quality Women" - General

[QUOTE=bigmansham;49645381]Anyone know how to start a tinder conversation off? I feel like saying hi or hello will make it hard to get the conversation going.[/QUOTE] I actually met my girlfriend on tinder, I just was like 'hi howre you!' And then she said 'ho.' 'Shit I fucked up already ' The rest was history

Went and saw the paraplegic girl and spent the weekend with her. Had a seriously awesome time with her. Spent the first night with her and her BFF, and spent the second day with her friends, and spent the last day with just she and I. She was so bashful it wasn't even funny, she couldn't even look me in the eye for the first while, and took her hours to be comfortable enough to hold my hand and eventually sit with me in a bean-bag chair. She didn't even kiss me until my last day there. First night at like 2 in the morning while I was talking with her and her BFF, there was a driveby on the house across the street and a stray round came through the wall. I nearly jumped on her and started stressing out afterwards. I've been shot at in the past and I guess I have trauma because of it so I started to have a panic attack or something. But she calmly sat there with me and helped me calmed down before I had a mental breakdown. Honestly never had a girlfriend do something like that for me before. Second day was great, just spent the day with her friends and driving around and what not. According to her they all approve of me and like me. Last day was just me, her, and one of her other BFF's. Just sat in her room until her friend had to go to work so then we just sat on her bed and cuddled until I had to leave. Came out of it with feelings for a woman for the first time in my life.

[url]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1446321&p=49050258&viewfull=1#post49050258[/url] GUYS IT HAPPENED WITH MY PENIS TWICE Aaaaaaand she loved it fuck yes

[QUOTE=bigmansham;49645381]Anyone know how to start a tinder conversation off? I feel like saying hi or hello will make it hard to get the conversation going.[/QUOTE] bro u immediately open with the facemask emoji then when shes like ? why the facemask emoji u say "ur so beautiful i think its infectious" then u send a XOX face emoji and say "fuck its too late" assuming u aint ugly she'll think its cute and be like "hahaha" then u apologize for being lame and explain how you read it on the internet and are really desperate to fuck then u send an eggplant emoji and propose a date and she says yes and bam y'all fuckin [editline]1st February 2016[/editline] no but seriously i did that first part one time then we laughed it off and we got coffee she was lame as fuck and we didnt do anything but HEY I GOT THE DATE

[QUOTE=bigmansham;49645381]Anyone know how to start a tinder conversation off? I feel like saying hi or hello will make it hard to get the conversation going.[/QUOTE] "There she is!" and then "You have no idea how many times I had to swipe right to find you!" works 100% of the time.

[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;49647169]bro u immediately open with the facemask emoji then when shes like ? why the facemask emoji u say "ur so beautiful i think its infectious" then u send a XOX face emoji and say "fuck its too late" assuming u aint ugly she'll think its cute and be like "hahaha" then u apologize for being lame and explain how you read it on the internet and are really desperate to fuck then u send an eggplant emoji and propose a date and she says yes and bam y'all fuckin [editline]1st February 2016[/editline] no but seriously i did that first part one time then we laughed it off and we got coffee she was lame as fuck and we didnt do anything but HEY I GOT THE DATE[/QUOTE] Can cofirm, I use this to pick up hookers on Craigslist

got a horror story to share with you guys valentines is on the fourteenth, gf's bday is on april, and our anniversary is on the month after rest in peace wallet you've been good to me

[QUOTE=Rainboo;49649295]got a horror story to share with you guys valentines is on the fourteenth, gf's bday is on april, and our anniversary is on the month after rest in peace wallet you've been good to me[/QUOTE] When I was with my ex, our anniversary was around February 18th, my birthday was February 25th, and his birthday was March 2nd.

first gf's birthday was january, mine is may, anniversary was october, it was pretty evenly spaced for the various events which was good since working in tesco netted me no disposable income

Ha ha, you guys WISH you had it as easy as me. I get to spend Valentine's Day alone, wishing I was fucking dead! LOL, sucks to be YOU losers :v:

I am also alone I may attempt to get some company but I doubt it'll work

Unless I fuck it up, this will be my first valentines day I haven't spent alone. woo

Guys, I don't know if my girl is heavily PMS'ing but she is acting so strange for the past few weeks. To clarify I am in a long distance relationship so we only get to see eachother only a few weeks per year, highly a month and a half. I have visited her twice since her parents wont allow her to go to my country until she is done with school. Which is 2018. (Yes I am waiting that long.) Aside that she has been acting so strange, it's like she hates spending time with me over Skype or just communicating with me in general has been tough for her lately. Whenever we're on Skype she gets so quiet and silently puts on Netflix to watch her series. Everything I suggest we could watch gets shoved to the side because she either doesn't like it or she doesn't feel like it. She also suddenly started criticizing me on a personal level, that whenever I feel like I have a opinion about something she stomps it into the ground and makes a complete ass out of me. She promised me that she would never push me over the edge to get shit done but now she is commanding me to go from point A to B, literally holding my hand like I'm some directionless toddler. And since we're long distance we have our own ways of doing stuff together, like whenever she has to go to sleep she'll call me and when I happen to be at home I'll lie in my bed as well and we'll talk and how our own form of cuddling/snuggling. Well tonight she completely made it seem pointless and a irrelevant bonding activity. We were skyping and she suddenly said she'd call me later, fast forward 15 minutes and she calls me saying she's going to sleep and instantly said good night. So I went like "hey, what about our snuggling?" In which she replied "oh, well let's go snuggling or whatever the fuck you call it." It felt so strange that I couldn't feel one ounce of love from her, it's like she takes anything over me now, whenever we're on FaceTime she'll even tell me to wait mid-conversation so she can watch a 15 minute make-up tutorial. I don't need a lot of attention but shit this is taking extreme forms of neglect. Like I said, I really hope it's just her PMS'ing. [editline]2nd February 2016[/editline] Just waiting for her to come back from school, I wonder what her mood is...

Best thing I can suggest is to bring it up with her upfront. Tell her you're confused by how she's acting

Sounds like she's realised the drawbacks of LDR's mate. After a certain point, you start feeling like those - initially fun and exciting - 3 hour Skype calls are actually boring and feel like a waste of time. I remember I used to feel that way when I had to go through a one year LDR segment (after spending practically 3 years day in day out with my SO in person). Started feeling a bit of resentment because it felt like the same routine every night, without any of the intimacy, especially when I started feeling like I got more out of a 1 hour group outing with friends than I did with 3 hours calling my gf on Skype. The cutesy Skype stuff is only satisfying for a little while, but when you're still doing it 6 months down the line, you begin to realise how substandard it is compared to actual in-person intimacy. I'd say talk to her about it and ask her what's getting her down, but it seems to me like she's realising LDR isn't for her. [editline]2nd February 2016[/editline] wait wait wait, isn't this the girl who said "don't bother coming to visit me in the Philippines unless you have at least 3000 euro extra" or some shit? [editline]2nd February 2016[/editline] yeah this is the same girl who told you she wouldn't sleep with you the next time you visited unless you brought 5000 euro along. oh maaaaaaan it makes me hurt to realise you're still in that relationship

PMSing doesn't last that long and it's usually a good way to get someone mad at you by suggesting that her feelings must be because of hormonal mood swings. I agree with loopoo tho. If this is the same girl that we've repeatedly told you to stop fucking around with, I'm not entirely sure what you're expecting from this "relationship" here lol

people who automatically jump to "I think she might be on her period" whenever she's annoyed / disinterested are idiots. a girl on her period might be quicker to get pissed off, but afaik it doesn't turn them into a completely different person. hell, when my gf was on her period, most of the time she was fine. the only time she got pissed off and tore me a new one was when I was acting the dumb cunt and deserved it, she woulda done the same even if she weren't on her period.

Well pms isnt -being- on their period, it's the emotional influx that leads up to it but yea pretty much what loo said

Damn. 3 days in and l'm already through everybody on Tinder. So far l've only made a friend there and a few matches with foreign erasmus students. A tattoo artist who lives nearby. She's cool but not really my type. And she clearly stated that she was just looking for friends. Everyone else here (female natives) are fucking princesses. Passive aggresive profile descriptions, shit like "men are pigs. I want prince charming" and pretty much average or not that good looking/interesting girls acting as if they're too good for tinder. I actually get more luck with foreign girls than with natives because they mostly have an open mind about using tinder. I get that most guys who are on tinder here look like a jersey shore's wet dream (l've seen a female friend of mine swipe throu tinder and making fun of the guys) and are cheesy as hell but damn, drop the act ladies. It's so unnatractive to read complaints about an app that you're using, on your profile. I'm thinking about deleting the app in a week or so if it goes on like this. I think it isn't worth it if you don't live in a big city.

[QUOTE=No Party Hats;49656002]Well pms isnt -being- on their period, it's the emotional influx that leads up to it but yea pretty much what loo said[/QUOTE] PMS still doesn't turn people into assholes unless they were already an asshole before that or they have to deal with assholes while they're dealing with it. PMS can happen before, during, or after menstruation or even when someone isn't anywhere near their period at all. It's an incredibly shaky excuse to not deal with someone's emotions by invalidating them entirely. [editline]2nd February 2016[/editline] Not accusing u of it btw just clarifying

Also, men have hormonal cycles as well. They experience "PMS" about as heavily as women do. I doubt any of the men blaming their girlfriends' actions on PMS would excuse their own behavior with hormonal cycles.

PMS used to turn my ex into a penis craving monster, but never an asshole. I think that the asshole part never changed much. The PMS was just the cherry on top of the bitch cake.

[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;49657581]Also, men have hormonal cycles as well. They experience "PMS" about as heavily as women do. I doubt any of the men blaming their girlfriends' actions on PMS would excuse their own behavior with hormonal cycles.[/QUOTE] I've never noticed being emotionally unstable one week of each month.

Men are emotionally unstable all the time, they just won't tell u because people excuse it as just being a dude. Some men have a better handle on it than others, just like some women have a better handle on it than others. It's dependent on your individual biology and how your brain processes hormonal changes. [editline]2nd February 2016[/editline] also like we just said being emotionally unstable is not just limited to one week each month. it can happen whenever. not to mention that emotional instability in both men and women can be contributed to things like depression, anxiety, and illness, so either way, using PMS as an excuse to tell someone they're overreacting or being emotional is stupid and bad and don't do it ever.

hurricane force winds where I live right now, I've got curly, sorta longish hair. I've got Arab blood in me. it's basically the perfect recipe for puffball frizziness. I leave my apartment with a nice hairstyle, 10 mins in the god damn eye of the storm and I look like Bob Ross. also happened to bump into a big group of friends who I haven't seen in ages and I looked like I'd just crawled out of a dumpster. felt awful but it was good seeing them all nonetheless. anyone else hate when that happens? you can look absolute baller one day and not bump into anyone, but then the minute you look like shit, you seem to meet up with people you haven't seen in months.

[QUOTE=loopoo;49658097]hurricane force winds where I live right now, I've got curly, sorta longish hair. I've got Arab blood in me. it's basically the perfect recipe for puffball frizziness. I leave my apartment with a nice hairstyle, 10 mins in the god damn eye of the storm and I look like Bob Ross. also happened to bump into a big group of friends who I haven't seen in ages and I looked like I'd just crawled out of a dumpster. felt awful but it was good seeing them all nonetheless. anyone else hate when that happens? you can look absolute baller one day and not bump into anyone, but then the minute you look like shit, you seem to meet up with people you haven't seen in months.[/QUOTE] I know that feel. It was horrible one day in December when I had to pull an emergency gig as the original performers of the evening had to cancel thank's to the flu. And I guess it was so dry that my hair just decided to stand in every damn direction. I mean goddammit I looked idiotic. Should've put on a full ponytail. [T]https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12313892_538560829641402_6209577024822001013_n.jpg?oh=dbc40cebff92920e3ebcc58f3324452a&oe=57437B2D[/T]

I love the feeling of confidence I get after I've boned, feels good. that's the only time I really notice testosterone messing with me. also lifting as well. shame it only lasts literally a day.

[QUOTE=loopoo;49658362]I love the feeling of confidence I get after I've boned, feels good. that's the only time I really notice testosterone messing with me. also lifting as well. shame it only lasts literally a day.[/QUOTE] i find that sucker punching random passerbys gives me the same effect

Vday on the 14th, GF's bday on the 18th, then my bday march 24th, then best friend's bday 28th. Good thing I get paid weekly. I'm getting her a Mosin Nagant. She's already a super history buff with an interest in firearms, and she got a serious boner for the nugget playing sniper elite. Then I told her they were reasonably cheap. The look on her face was was a combination of "gotta be responsible" and "I WANT NOW" Friends are chipping in a good amount though so its cool. Picking it up tonight.

as it turns out, the girl I like needed a new flatmate because the guy she was seeing has had to leave the island for an unknown amount of time, it could be weeks, months or more before he's back, there's no indication apparently. one of our mutual friends is moving in with her for the time being but she's moving away later in the year so I might get a chance to move in then (I just want to move out of home, moving in with a friend is a bonus). she's also expressed an interest in me teaching her how to play bass. I'm no teacher but it would be fun I think, it'd give me something to do and it'd be a good way to spend some more time with her. [editline]2nd February 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Sunday_Roast;49658360]I know that feel. It was horrible one day in December when I had to pull an emergency gig as the original performers of the evening had to cancel thank's to the flu. And I guess it was so dry that my hair just decided to stand in every damn direction. I mean goddammit I looked idiotic. Should've put on a full ponytail. [T]https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12313892_538560829641402_6209577024822001013_n.jpg?oh=dbc40cebff92920e3ebcc58f3324452a&oe=57437B2D[/T][/QUOTE] this was my usual appearance when gigging. it's been about a year since the last time I played though, the band went kaput. [t]http://i63.tinypic.com/wuhqu9.jpg[/t]