Sex, Girlfriends and Shit VII: "Power Moves For High Quality Women" - General

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;50162677]THREAD REVIVAL! My and the girlfriend are going to take a train to Chicago for a weekend just to get away. Has anyone been that can recommend some things to do? Right now our goals are to eat a Chicago deep-dish pizza and hotel sex. We will finally have sex without worrying about being walked in on![/QUOTE] There's a hot dog place called the wiener circle in the shitty part of town there. If you go in the middle of the night, you will get the most interesting dining experience there is. The staff is all fat black chicks and the customer service experience is boiled down to the simplest it can get, for example: Server: THE FUCK YOU WANT SKINNY DUDE you:HOW BOUT A FUCKING CHILI CHEESE DOG BITCH server: YOU WANT ANY BULLSHIT ON IT you:THE FUCK DO YOU THINK? GIMME EVERYTHING server:ITLL BE TREE FITTY ASSHOLE It's sort of infamous for it, go read some Google reviews and see for yourself. I went around 3am once and it was definitely worth it. The foods not that bad either. Tips: dont go drunk or they will short change you If you toss 20$ in the tip jar and order a chocolate milkshake, [sp]if they're in a good mood they will flash you[/sp] Truly the Chicago experience.

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[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;50162677]THREAD REVIVAL! My and the girlfriend are going to take a train to Chicago for a weekend just to get away. Has anyone been that can recommend some things to do? Right now our goals are to eat a Chicago deep-dish pizza and hotel sex. We will finally have sex without worrying about being walked in on![/QUOTE] go to portillo's, shit is amazing

Lip bites during kisses, love em or hate em?

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;50168091]Lip bites during kisses, love em or hate em?[/QUOTE] Prefer them done sparingly or jokingly

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;50168091]Lip bites during kisses, love em or hate em?[/QUOTE] Mostly love them. But one time I was left with a purple lip because she bit me so hard.

So the girl I'm seeing claims she has never had an orgasm in her life, whether through masturbation or sex. How's that even possible? It's honestly kind of a buzz kill because I feel like that means she's basically just having sex for my sake. She says she enjoys it but it just feels so weird and off-putting that she isn't "getting there". Am I over thinking this or what? It's blowing my mind right now that someone other than a weird religious prude could go their entire life without having an orgasm.

Because she doesn't have partners who can effectively reach that good spot/partners who have no idea how a clitoris works/she hasn't experimented with masturbation enough/she just doesn't feel like going so far as to have an orgasm. I didn't have my first orgasm til like this year honestly. It happens. If you want her to orgasm, figure out what really gets her there. Could be that you're just not paying attention. [editline]20th April 2016[/editline] Also climaxing is not the same as the concept of virginity. People who have been having sex for ages can still not know what a full orgasm feels like because of who they're having sex with or just lack of knowledge of their own body. Or maybe they just don't feel like orgasm is necessary to have fun. There are literally tons of reasons why someone wouldn't reach climax regularly.

[QUOTE=Pascall;50170869]Because she doesn't have partners who can effectively reach that good spot/partners who have no idea how a clitoris works/she hasn't experimented with masturbation enough/she just doesn't feel like going so far as to have an orgasm. I didn't have my first orgasm til like this year honestly. It happens. If you want her to orgasm, figure out what really gets her there. Could be that you're just not paying attention. [editline]20th April 2016[/editline] Also climaxing is not the same as the concept of virginity. People who have been having sex for ages can still not know what a full orgasm feels like because of who they're having sex with or just lack of knowledge of their own body. Or maybe they just don't feel like orgasm is necessary to have fun. There are literally tons of reasons why someone wouldn't reach climax regularly.[/QUOTE] Yeah I mean that makes sense, I almost feel stupid for asking but I've just never really heard of that before. The fact that she hadn't gotten there by herself was what confused me. It's in stark contrast to my ex which is why it feels like something is "wrong" but I guess it's something that you just figure out along the way? [editline]20th April 2016[/editline] Like, I can understand when a woman says she hasn't had an orgasm with a partner because it's like, well, you probably just had shitty sex then.. But going years of your life as an able bodied person with two functioning hands and a set of genitals and never making it there just sounded insane at first.

Sex education isn't as widespread as it should be tbh That and some people are a little more hesitant to explore their own bodies and figure out what does it for them. BUT NOW you have the opportunity to help her find what will. So y'know. Not a terrible deal.

my girlfriend must be some sort of weird sex unicorn because she usually finishes about three times before I do, if it wasn't so cool it'd probably be a hassle since we usually have to stop so she can compose herself

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;50175990]I don't have anywhere else to share this, so I'll share this here. 9 years ago my uncle (mother's brother, awesome dude) and his pregnant girlfriend (someone who would probably die if I was a dictator, probably publicly) got in a car wreck. My uncle died, and the girlfriend disappointingly lived. What a shame that was. She had the baby the same night, the only good thing to come out from the car wreck alive. "gosh renegadecop why are you being so aggressive" WELL, 9 years later, it turns out she's been locking my cousin in his room, deprived him of food, stole his ADHD pills to take for herself and her boyfriend, 10/10 child abuse. My cousin had to make a hole in his wall to talk to his sister because they were both locked in their rooms. He is very skinny and all of this makes me absolutely livid. My grandmother has been paying her house payments, her and her boyfriend are both jobless pill heads (pills they stole from their children, no less.) My cousin talked to my grandmother on the phone and talked about how he actually got to eat breakfast when he was taken away. He kept saying how it was so good to finally eat. They took them out of their home today, and gave them to that should-be-dead person's mother, who honestly is just as white trashy as her daughter is. We're going to try and see if we can get my cousin instead. Thanks for reading![/QUOTE] That is so fucking fucked, dude. I wish the best for your cousins and that they get the fuck out of that situation. I'd be pissed too if I were you!

You should probably just clean your butt.

Might be worse for the giver, since the receiver probably wouldn't even feel anything?????

Nasty as it sounds, if she doesn't properly clean her asshole there's a chance that shit is going to come out during the sex

why put it in a girl's bum I don't get it there's a place right in front of that where the man's pee pee is designed to go

[QUOTE=dcalde78;50192408]why put it in a girl's bum I don't get it there's a place right in front of that where the man's pee pee is designed to go[/QUOTE] Agreed. Not to shit on people who enjoy it (:v:), but I've never personally seen the appeal of anal. But hey, whatever works

[QUOTE=someone101001;50190653]Does an uncleaned asshole effect the receiver or giver more? My friend believes receiving it would be extra painful, and I believe it wouldn't make a significant difference but shit on your penis is nasty[/QUOTE] Dirty butt anal sounds the opposite of sexy. I mean unless you're into that kind of thing it would probably be best to be squeaky clean.

[QUOTE=dcalde78;50192408]why put it in a girl's bum I don't get it there's a place right in front of that where the man's pee pee is designed to go[/QUOTE] It's nice to switch it up every now again. Pussy is like driving a nice 4 door sedan. It's practical, it's efficient, it's a nice ride, could be better but it could be a lot worse. Anal is like driving a million $ sports car. It's fun as hell but you can't and shouldn't take it to work everyday and it becomes painful if you use it too much or too often, but it's nice to have to switch it up every now and again.

[QUOTE=Yahnich;50198854]but the sedan doesnt shit on your dick so whose the real winner here[/QUOTE] But the Lambo shits on your dick because high end cars are extremely sensitive and always need work done on them. Just like that sweet sweet chocolate star fish. ( I'm in between on anal, not really into it but totally wanna try )

[QUOTE=Yahnich;50198854]but the sedan doesnt shit on your dick so whose the real winner here[/QUOTE] Have done the anal multiple times and have never actually gotten shit dick. Dick smells off afterwards but no actual turd giblets on my dick. Unless you're butt bonin' some sort of barbarian who doesn't clean themselves, you won't really have an issue. Just tell your preferred lady friend that you want your 1 eyed snake to fight her brown eyed cyclops.

[QUOTE=Cyke Lon bee;50198679]It's nice to switch it up every now again. Pussy is like driving a nice 4 door sedan. It's practical, it's efficient, it's a nice ride, could be better but it could be a lot worse. Anal is like driving a million $ sports car. It's fun as hell but you can't and shouldn't take it to work everyday and it becomes painful if you use it too much or too often, but it's nice to have to switch it up every now and again.[/QUOTE] so what would a blowjob be?

[QUOTE=dcalde78;50200503]so what would a blowjob be?[/QUOTE] bicycle.

Uber. It's nice to have a way to get places but you really just wish you had your own car.

So I met with my psychiatrist today to change up my medication because my antidepressants cratered my sex drive and has ado kind of messed with how hard I can get and stuff so he changed up what I'm taking and on my way out he told me that in two weeks I can "enjoy my cool boners" which is like the least professional way he could have possibly put it but holy shit I laughed for like an hour

Dating Apps are so weird, I usually get a good conversation going and then people just stop answering. Had two tinder dates and both were kinda lame.

I'm in a bit of a pickle. My girlfriend and I have been dating for just under a year, and she's great. I mean, grade-a, primo, perfect girlfriend material. Supportive, helpful, contributes around my apartment, funny, sweet, and generous. Yet, the last couple of months I just haven't been feeling it. I figured it was a phase and would go away, but it's just gotten worse. I don't know why, this is the best girlfriend I've ever had, and for some reason I just want to be single again. It's not fair for me to drag this out until there's a messy breakup, so I want to break up with her now, but how the fuck do I do that when I have no good reason? She's going to ask why, and all I'll have to say is that I'm not ready for anything long term, that I love and care about her and want to continue being her friend, but I can't do the relationship anymore. I don't want to be mean but I need to follow my gut. This really sucks. She's also the first girlfriend to live with me, she has her old room at her dad's, but a lot of her stuff is in my apartment. I don't even know how to do handle that whole process either.

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;50214081]I remember when I was in that situation and I followed my gut. Regretted it instantly![/QUOTE] Care to elaborate?

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;50215105]Yes sorry, let me get to my desktop Okay, well I had similar feelings to you. I just felt unhappy and wanted to be single. I thought I just needed to be single for some reason, my gut told me I should break up. When I did it, I didn't know what to tell her. I think I said "I think i'll be happier single." Shortly after, I realized that was false. The relationship was not what was bothering me, it was other issues (I don't remember quite what). After some god damn suave talking on my part, we got back together a few days later. It was a huge misunderstanding in my own head, I didn't know what I was suppose to do. If I could give my old self advice, it would be to tell the girlfriend how I felt. Tell her I'm unhappy but I don't know why. Have you talked to her about these feelings? Because funnily enough a few years later, the same girlfriend felt the same thing! She was unhappy and didn't know why. We talked about it, decided it wasn't the relationship and it was in-fact her worries that we would break up in the future (and all of this would be for naught). We resolved it fairly swiftly after she opened up to me. So if you haven't already, open up to your girlfriend![/QUOTE] I have to admit, I didn't consider opening up to her about it. I figured it was a "rip off the band-aid" kinda situation, and last night I was about to break up with her when I read your post first. I held off, and I'm going to talk to her tonight about my feelings and see what her thoughts are. For all I know she's feeling the same way. Her one flaw is that she's really bad at expressing her feelings about things, and she's near impossible to read. This woman can have a smile on her face while being treated like shit by people, and I encourage her frequently to be a little less passive. I want her to be able to tell me when I'm doing something wrong, instead of just internalizing it and telling me I'm amazing instead. Maybe this will be a really good thing. I appreciate your advice, it really opened my thinking a bit. Thank you.

Went over to my new girlfriends house, met her mom and stepdad. Super nice people, was a little nervous bc my girlfriend told me her mom is batshit, but it's all okay now. Her mom seems to really like me