Sex, Girlfriends and Shit VII: "Power Moves For High Quality Women"
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[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;50218827]Went over to my new girlfriends house, met her mom and stepdad. Super nice people, was a little nervous bc my girlfriend told me her mom is batshit, but it's all okay now. Her mom seems to really like me[/QUOTE]
My first roommate was my best friend's girlfriend. I moved in with her and her parents and rented a room for the first 2 years of my adult life. My buddy would come over to see her all the time and we'd all hang out, it was super cool having a living environment like that.
....except her mom couldn't stand my friend, thought he was terrible for the girlfriend, etc. and would constantly butt in on our conversations and talk about how I was so much better for her than him. Talk about awkward.
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;50218827]Went over to my new girlfriends house, met her mom and stepdad. Super nice people, was a little nervous bc my girlfriend told me her mom is batshit, but it's all okay now. Her mom seems to really like me[/QUOTE]
I'm dreading whenever I meet my new girlfriend's parents.. Apparently the mother is insane and the father is super aggressive and apparently beat the shit out of her sister's ex boyfriend and left him in the desert. So, you know, I have that to look forward to. I didn't think parents could get any worse than my ex's but the threat of physical violence definitely bumps things up a bit.
Yeah I feel you a little. Girlfriend told me that her mom told her that if I ever treat her wrong, she's gonna hit me on the head with a broom.
My girlfriend's dad used to work for immigration. Good thing I'm white, I like cars, and I own guns, right?
All joking aside, her dad is pretty cool and we get along great.
probably cause you're white, like cars and own guns.
my first gf's dad died a good few years ago, her mum really liked me. second gf's parents both liked me, they're chill people and are really open. hearing a mother making jokes about their daughter's vag is a little odd tho
My GF's parents literally abandoned her as a kid (Dad was 19 at birth, mom was 13), and then her grandmother abandoned her too. She lives with her grandad and he approves of me as far as I can tell. Basically the same as me personality wise but about 40 years older.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;50220164]probably cause you're white, like cars and own guns.
my first gf's dad died a good few years ago, her mum really liked me. second gf's parents both liked me, they're chill people and are really open. hearing a mother making jokes about their daughter's vag is a little odd tho[/QUOTE]
You cant just mention that and NOT repeat the joke
Broke up with my girlfriend of about a year and a half just over a week ago. She immediately tried to kill herself by jumping off a bridge. I wound up physically restraining her while the 911 dispatcher told me not to let her go. Four cops showed up and carted her off to the hospital. I've never been so scared as when she saw me driving up and started running for the middle of the bridge. I've never run as fast as when I saw her get a leg up over the guard rail. I've never felt as alone as when I dragged her backwards towards the shore while traffic flew past or waited to swerve around us, none of them being the police who would relieve me from the terrifying burden I was holding.
That year and a half ago, she had visited halfway across the country, and we had a thing. She moved here to be with me, but lied and said she had other reasons for it. By the time I realized I was being slowly crushed under the combined burden of that and her major depression, I felt like I was in too deep. I wasn't mature enough or at all ready for this kind of relationship, and I was losing my ability to help and care for her in the ways I owed her as a boyfriend.
I feel a lot better now. She called from the hospital and apologized for trying to end her own life in front of me and making me do what I did, and said the more-correct medication she's on is helping her feel a lot better. It sucks, she's pretty awesome and I never wanted it to end that way. I'm just glad she actually got the help she needs and we can part ways on decent terms, all things considered.
[QUOTE=Birdman101;50221208]You cant just mention that and NOT repeat the joke[/QUOTE]
basically the girl is a cat lady, and her mum was comparing her habits to a cat's and after a few comparisons she said something long the lines of "and you like licking your weasel"
I was a little stunned after reading that on facebook
So me and my girlfriend went out to Amsterdam to stay with a friend of mine for Kingsday. We had a decent time (pissed it down all week), but when we asked my friend if we were going to catch up with his girlfriend (who we'd met before our visit) he kept brushing it off, "we're seeing her later" and all that. When we finally met her, I can't help but feel that our British mannerisms made it super awkward. When we all sat together in a bar, he told us "oh by the way, we're not together anymore". Me and my girlfriend weren't sure how to react to that, I managed a "oh that's a shame" which got me a "not really, it's a mutual thing".
It felt like he could have told us this a lot earlier in the week, but they seemed to hit it off with no problems, joking in dutch, talking about who they're seeing right now etc. But we just found is super weird. Is this a british thing? Was it weird of him not to say? My head hurt thinking about it.
Made plans to bang with the girlfriend, woooo!
"so if you initial here, here and here, date here, sign here, we can engage in coitus on the date agreed upon in this document"
I'm still worried that the next time I get to have sex, my boner will abandon me again.
I can sympathize with people who try the stupidest shit to cure their erectyle dysfunction.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;50227035]"so if you initial here, here and here, date here, sign here, we can engage in coitus on the date agreed upon in this document"[/QUOTE]
Far as i know, planned sex sounds more like this:
"Anything good on TV?"
"Nnnope."
"Well then... *unzip*"
[QUOTE=Riller;50227373]Far as i know, planned sex sounds more like this:
"Anything good on TV?"
"Nnnope."
"Well then... *unzip*"[/QUOTE]
in my experience of things it was usually more
"any plans for this evening?"
"no"
*zip*
[editline]30th April 2016[/editline]
the TV was always background noise to hide sounds from family
[QUOTE=dcalde78;50229652]in my experience of things it was usually more
"any plans for this evening?"
"no"
*zip*
[editline]30th April 2016[/editline]
the TV was always background noise to hide sounds from family[/QUOTE]
'Plans on monday?'
'nope'
'teusday?'
'nope'
'Wanna bang on one of those days?'
'Why not both?'
*zip* I geuss?
*unzips dick*
Guys, how do relationships go from "friends" to "more than friends" in your experience or opinion?
[QUOTE=Cosa8888;50230450]*unzips dick*
Guys, how do relationships go from "friends" to "more than friends" in your experience or opinion?[/QUOTE]
Get really piss-drunk at a house-party, offer to walk her to the station, take a seat next to a super grumpy Goth chick on the stairs of the station; start smoochin'.
Long story short. So I met this girl yesterday at a bar and then she invites me to her apartment and when we got there she literally asked me " you came her so you could fuck me" I was speechless because that was not my intention tbh.
[QUOTE=Bucketboy;50230954]Long story short. So I met this girl yesterday at a bar and then she invites me to her apartment and when we got there she literally asked me " you came her so you could fuck me" I was speechless because that was not my intention tbh.[/QUOTE]
Sooo, did you fuck 'er? Or what did you do then?
[QUOTE=Riller;50231108]Sooo, did you fuck 'er? Or what did you do then?[/QUOTE]
No, she got all wierd on me. She began saying " I can easily read you so i know very much about you" and began to guess some stuff like you have a brother and you have a black audi but i told her no i have a blue Saab and then she responses " But you will have a black audi in the future" :speechless:. I have a brother yes but i mean, many people have a brother.
I asked her if she invited me so we could fuck and she said no, then why did you invite me to you and she refused to answer.
tbh it was just creepy, i was drunk then i decided to go home.
[QUOTE=Aetna;50218721]I have to admit, I didn't consider opening up to her about it. I figured it was a "rip off the band-aid" kinda situation, and last night I was about to break up with her when I read your post first. I held off, and I'm going to talk to her tonight about my feelings and see what her thoughts are. For all I know she's feeling the same way.
Her one flaw is that she's really bad at expressing her feelings about things, and she's near impossible to read. This woman can have a smile on her face while being treated like shit by people, and I encourage her frequently to be a little less passive. I want her to be able to tell me when I'm doing something wrong, instead of just internalizing it and telling me I'm amazing instead.
Maybe this will be a really good thing. I appreciate your advice, it really opened my thinking a bit.
Thank you.[/QUOTE]
So I sat down and told her how I was feeling, and that I didn't understand why. I made it as clear as possible that it has nothing to do with her, and everything to do with me, as cheesy at that sounds. She was really upset, I expected her to be, but she didn't attack me or blame me and was very understanding about it. We just kinda sat and talked like normal after that, and she eventually offered to spend a couple nights at her dad's to let me see how I feel without her around all the time. It broke my heart, the look on her face, but I told her it was probably a good idea.
We'll see how I feel after a couple nights without her by my side, and who knows, maybe it'll change everything. I'm really mixed up right now, but I'm really glad I posted. Thanks again RenegadeCop, you gave me an option I didn't even realize I had.
shit soooooooooooooooooooooooo
what are the chances of getting someone pregnant if you pull out
if that was an effective method more people would do it
[QUOTE=damnatus;50239516]shit soooooooooooooooooooooooo
what are the chances of getting someone pregnant if you pull out[/QUOTE]
Significantly higher than with birth control
[QUOTE=damnatus;50239516]shit soooooooooooooooooooooooo
what are the chances of getting someone pregnant if you pull out[/QUOTE]
The chances of conception are generally not that high, especially if the girl isn't ovulating. There's a good chance you're fine, just get a pregnancy test and don't make a habit out of it.
[QUOTE=damnatus;50239516]shit soooooooooooooooooooooooo
what are the chances of getting someone pregnant if you pull out[/QUOTE]
Pulling out doesn't do shit seeing as pre can still contain sperm. Get her a pregnancy test and pray she isn't ovulating mate.
