Sex, Girlfriends and Shit VII: "Power Moves For High Quality Women" - General

[QUOTE=damnatus;50239516]shit soooooooooooooooooooooooo what are the chances of getting someone pregnant if you pull out[/QUOTE] If internet comments and sex ed has taught me anything, 1000%.

does that mean she will get like 10 fertilized eggs and fucking explode :pudge:

[QUOTE=damnatus;50242978]does that mean she will get like 10 fertilized eggs and fucking explode :pudge:[/QUOTE] your gf is gonna die dood

well at least i'm gonna be left with 10 babies

I've been sleeping with my GF in my tiny-ass shitty dorm room (8x15, but with the absolutely massive piece of architecture that they call a closet it's more like 8x12) for a while now in a twin bed and I'm about to go crazy because the damn bed is just not big enough for both of us and I have no idea what to do. I can't spend all night pressed against her, it's way too hot. I also can't really separate myself from her on the bed, because there just isn't enough space (the bed is like a twin but somehow... thinner? It's one of those prison-style beds in dorms). What do I do? I can't really tell her to sleep in her room, because A. I really do like falling asleep next to her and B. her roommate is unremittingly awful but at the same time I'm two seconds away from blowing a fuse because I'm getting such low-quality sleep.

[QUOTE=phygon;50243367]I've been sleeping with my GF in my tiny-ass shitty dorm room (8x15, but with the absolutely massive piece of architecture that they call a closet it's more like 8x12) for a while now in a twin bed and I'm about to go crazy because the damn bed is just not big enough for both of us and I have no idea what to do. I can't spend all night pressed against her, it's way too hot. I also can't really separate myself from her on the bed, because there just isn't enough space (the bed is like a twin but somehow... thinner? It's one of those prison-style beds in dorms). What do I do? I can't really tell her to sleep in her room, because A. I really do like falling asleep next to her and B. her roommate is unremittingly awful but at the same time I'm two seconds away from blowing a fuse because I'm getting such low-quality sleep.[/QUOTE] Have you tried talking to her about it?

[QUOTE=metallics;50243479]Have you tried talking to her about it?[/QUOTE] Of course She doesn't seem to have a solution either

My girlfriend and I can manage a decent night sleep on a twin if we both sleep on our backs

[QUOTE=Birdman101;50243588]My girlfriend and I can manage a decent night sleep on a twin if we both sleep on our backs[/QUOTE] The issue is that her hips are so wide that if she's on her back she pretty much shoves me off the bed

I have this little foam futon thing under my dorm bed that folds out. If it's too uncomfortable in the shitty twin bed with my girlfriend I just roll off the bed and sleep on the foam futon.

[QUOTE=phygon;50243526]Of course She doesn't seem to have a solution either[/QUOTE] Get an apartment then. If sending her back to her dorm isn't an option then you 2 need to look into an apartment.

You can't get a bigger bed??

In a dorm? Probably not, they usually have rules about that. [editline]2nd May 2016[/editline] i have a bed that's meant for two people but somehow my girlfriend decides that the best place to sleep is directly in the middle so i usually end up mostly off the bed i brought it up once and she was like "oh sorry, i guess when i'm asleep i just want to be closer to you" and i can't really be mad at that

In that case, it'd probably be better to just not have her sleep there EVERY night. Maybe every two nights or something so you can get proper sleep.

[QUOTE=E = MC Hammer;50244554]In a dorm? Probably not, they usually have rules about that. [editline]2nd May 2016[/editline] i have a bed that's meant for two people but somehow my girlfriend decides that the best place to sleep is directly in the middle so i usually end up mostly off the bed i brought it up once and she was like "oh sorry, i guess when i'm asleep i just want to be closer to you" and i can't really be mad at that[/QUOTE] Have her sleep in her dorm on the weekdays. Your schooling is far more important than any bedhogging girlfriend.

nah i can get five hours of sleep instead of seven if it means she's there at least it's a good reason

[QUOTE=E = MC Hammer;50246192]nah i can get five hours of sleep instead of seven if it means she's there at least it's a good reason[/QUOTE] Kick her out during finals week. Trust me on this, your grades, your schooling, and your job are way more important than a temporary source of pussy. You, your government, or your parents are paying a lot of money for you to be in school; don't fuck it up because of a girlfriend you probably won't be with a year from now.

well that was depressing but yeah i'm not going to miss sleep during midterms or finals, obviously [editline]2nd May 2016[/editline] also "temporary source of pussy" isn't like a GREAT way to describe girlfriends

[QUOTE=E = MC Hammer;50246739]well that was depressing but yeah i'm not going to miss sleep during midterms or finals, obviously [editline]2nd May 2016[/editline] also "temporary source of pussy" isn't like a GREAT way to describe girlfriends[/QUOTE] Call me a pessimist but most people don't marry the girl they date in college or highschool, and it's foolish to focus on women when you're at a critical stage in your life like college. Not saying you're wasting your time dating but prioritize your schooling over any woman.

[QUOTE=Cyke Lon bee;50246789]Call me a pessimist but most people don't marry the girl they date in college or highschool, and it's foolish to focus on women when you're at a critical stage in your life like college. Not saying you're wasting your time dating but prioritize your schooling over any woman.[/QUOTE] I agree about not letting relationships get in the way of school, but telling people to half-ass relationships because they probably won't last is a self-fulfilling prophecy.

I know some people that started dating their partner in high school and now they're married soooooooo

Has anyone ever had their SO look through your phone with you knowing, or the other way around? Opinions on this?

I don't have anything to hide on my phone so generally, I don't care tbh.

[QUOTE=Pascall;50248968]I don't have anything to hide on my phone so generally, I don't care tbh.[/QUOTE] What about text messages?

Don't have anything to hide there either lol. If there's something moderately questionable, I tend to delete it after receiving it. What sort of things would you think you'd get in trouble for..??

sex is becoming to feel like a chore. my gf likes having sex often, i'm not the biggest fan of it. it takes to long and the end result is something i could have achieved with my hand and 5 minutes. i'm having sex 1-3 times a day when my gf stays over, but i really don't want to most of the time.

Have you talked to her about it? Tell her you just need a break every so often.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;50248719]Has anyone ever had their SO look through your phone with you knowing, or the other way around? Opinions on this?[/QUOTE] i've let my gf look through my pictures before because she wanted to see things from various trips etc. if that counts for anything generally though im pretty overprotective of my phone even with her. it's sort of a pet peeve of mine having people touch my phone, i just hate people looking through it at all even if there's never anything there that would be bad i would say if someone demands to see your phone though it should definitely be an indicator to you that they've not got much trust in you unless you've been acting real weird about it beforehand

I have nothing to hide but it would bother me if my girlfriend wanted to snoop my phone.

[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;50246935]I agree about not letting relationships get in the way of school, but telling people to half-ass relationships because they probably won't last is a self-fulfilling prophecy.[/QUOTE] Not saying to half ass a relationship, just saying to not let the relationship get in the way of something more important, like college. [QUOTE=dcalde78;50247356]I know some people that started dating their partner in high school and now they're married soooooooo[/QUOTE] I know a lot of people who married their highschool sweetheart and got divorced within 3 years. [editline]3rd May 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;50248719]Has anyone ever had their SO look through your phone with you knowing, or the other way around? Opinions on this?[/QUOTE] My GF does this pretty frequently, but I have nothing to hide so it makes no difference to me. It's nothing malicious on her part, she usually just answers texts for me or let me know who just texted me. If your SO is snooping through your phone without you knowing, jump off that boat ASAP. Being in a relationship with someone who won't trust you is not a road you want to be on.