Sex, Girlfriends and Shit VII: "Power Moves For High Quality Women" - General

Girlfriend is in Portugal for a month and it's driving me fucking insane. Any tips on dealing with this?

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;50743813]Girlfriend is in Portugal for a month and it's driving me fucking insane. Any tips on dealing with this?[/QUOTE] turn your frustration into exercise. or masturbation, whatever works.

If you pace yourself while jerking off it can be a form of cardio. Do both at once.

Just out of curiosity, and this is completely unrelated to anything anyone's been talking about how'd your guys' first kiss go? tell me a story, i'm curious. because both me and my girlfriend have really fucking weird stories

[QUOTE=E = MC Hammer;50748527]Just out of curiosity, and this is completely unrelated to anything anyone's been talking about how'd your guys' first kiss go? tell me a story, i'm curious. because both me and my girlfriend have really fucking weird stories[/QUOTE] Mine wasn't all that weird I don't think. I had a friend over one night when my dad was out of town, we got into some whiskey, and after like 4 shots she says "We should make out." And we did. But I'm pretty sure she had no idea that she was the first person to ever kiss me, and would probably be shocked to find out. That night was also the first time I had sex. And since I was caught so totally off guard, naturally I didn't have any kind of protection. So at like 1-2 in the morning I sprinted, drunk, maybe half a mile down the road to buy condoms at the nearest gas station. I'm also pretty sure the clerk there just didn't charge me for them, for whatever reason, because my bank statement for that month showed no money spent at that gas station. I know I didn't steal them or anything, because I asked the clerk several times where the condoms were, since I was too drunk to properly follow directions. So I was in plain sight of him the whole time. He probably just didn't want to deal with me because I was being loud and obnoxious :v:

[QUOTE=E = MC Hammer;50748527]Just out of curiosity, and this is completely unrelated to anything anyone's been talking about how'd your guys' first kiss go? tell me a story, i'm curious. because both me and my girlfriend have really fucking weird stories[/QUOTE] My very first one was at truth or dare, but I'm not going to count that. First real kiss was about a year ago, with a girl I met through tinder. We spent the night together (just sleeping/cuddling, no sex) and then when I got on the train we kissed. It was a very quick kiss, but it made me really happy. Never saw her again tho :saddowns:

[QUOTE=E = MC Hammer;50748527]Just out of curiosity, and this is completely unrelated to anything anyone's been talking about how'd your guys' first kiss go? tell me a story, i'm curious. because both me and my girlfriend have really fucking weird stories[/QUOTE] We were 12 and we biked all over town looking for the perfect place to kiss. We ended up crouched in some bushes. That was 12 years ago. I feel old now

i really like my story just because it's the most "college" experience i've ever had so like literally one week into college i'm just sitting in my room, hanging out, and then i hear a knock on my door and i opened it and the entire girls swim team was there and so i was like "uh yes can i help you?" and they were like "yeah so we're doing a photo scavenger hunt, and one of them is for one of us to kiss a random person, and we have no idea who you are, so what's up" and then one of them kissed me (for like way longer than i'd expect, i'm pretty sure it was like 10 seconds. it was enough to rearrange our lips, i remember that much) and they took a picture of it and walked away giggling i've never seen that picture but i also don't know any of them and never have, so i don't see any ulterior motives

[QUOTE=Pascall;50708682]Tinder is primarily used for hookups. Personality typically doesn't matter too much. Use OKCupid if you're actually seeking relationships.[/QUOTE] Funny how I found my (now) girlfriend on Tinder. I mean, it's weird since Tinde ris for hookups but you never know what can you find there.

[QUOTE=E = MC Hammer;50748527]Just out of curiosity, and this is completely unrelated to anything anyone's been talking about how'd your guys' first kiss go? tell me a story, i'm curious. because both me and my girlfriend have really fucking weird stories[/QUOTE] it happened in school, I kinda predicted it was coming since I knew the girl i liked liked me back but I was too nervous about it so it was just a smack on the lips. not even 1 second long i learned how to kiss properly only 2 days later

So uh. Rewind a bit more than a month, to the 10th of June. To preface this story, it should be known that I had never kissed or been kissed by a girl other than on the cheek. (At least as far as I can remember). It's not that I'm ugly or a shitty person - I'm just a bit awkward and I have never really known how to act around girls, so I've just kept my distance. Sure I've talked to girls during school and what not, but nothing more than that. So anyway, I have a photographer friend that I do video production with. I've known him for 3 or 4 months. He's ten years older than me, but I didn't even know that at first and I rarely think about it. So I've gotten pretty used to socializing with people 10-20 years older than me. I'm 20, for the record. There's another production company behind my friend's house, and they were throwing a party. So I was there, it was nice talking to some other people about their field and what they were doing. At one point I was in my friends house, and he enters with a girl from the party, introducing her to me and some other people. She looked pretty cute, so I was interested in her. She ended up talking quite a bit with this other (married) dude that I know, but I was sitting at the same table and listening to the conversation. I was quite drunk and don't remember much of it. But then after a while when the dude was talking to her, I noticed that she was looking at me and biting her lip. I don't think he noticed, but he left a bit later to go back outside where the party was. I don't remember what I and her talked about, but it was clear she was into me. She even suggested that we should go the bathroom for some private life, heh. I was too drunk to really even comprehend what was happening, and didn't really answer. Fast forward to the end of the party, and my friend told us we could just crash here if we wanted. So he found a mattress, pillows, etc. and left us. "Just you and me, then" she said. We initially just ended up sleeping. But then in the morning we just started spooning and touching each other for maybe 3 hours before getting up. At one point she said she got turned on my laying with me like that (even though we had most of our clothes on). So we got up and left. We just walked with our bikes and talked. Just small talk, but I remember her laughing at my hate towards bikes for men, and how I think women's bikes are much nicer. Just before we had to go our separate ways, I asked her if she had a snapchat or something to keep in contact. I got her Instagram, and went home. The rest of the day I couldn't stop thinking about what had happened. It was all so sudden, and I had some feelings I've never had before. A week passed before we saw each other again. This time it was at her apartment. We talked and drank some wine, and went to bed to sleep and cuddle. She was on her period, which I could tell she thought was unfortunate. But I was content. Fast forward a bit, and it's now the first of July. It's a Friday. We agreed to meet again at her place. The morning after I had to work, but her place is super close to where I work so I could easily sleep there. And so I did, and that ended up being the night where I lost my virginity. However, it wasn't as perfect as it sounds. To her surprise (and mine), my dick hurt pretty badly. I could tell she felt bad about it, even though I told her there was nothing she could do. In the morning before I had to go, we tried again. A little less painful that time, but she still felt bad about it, and asked me several times if I was ok. So, relationship-wise... At first I thought she was 30, but it turns out she's 35. I don't know if I can feel as close to a person who is 15 years older than me compared to one that's around my age. I don't know if she wants something serious, or if we should just keep it as a casual thing like it is now. Whatever's gonna happen, I've learned that I shouldn't be so intimidated by girls as I have been in the past.

There's nothing wrong with continuing to get to know each other and see how things go. However, relationships with huge age gaps like that can be problematic - usually you're either at very different points in life that make it hard to relate on that level or you're moving through life at different rates.

Exactly what I'm thinking. I can definitely tell she's been through more things than me.

On Saturday I'm gonna hike up a mountain with some sammiches, some champagne, and a ring, and come down the mountain with a fiance.

[QUOTE=E = MC Hammer;50748527]Just out of curiosity, and this is completely unrelated to anything anyone's been talking about how'd your guys' first kiss go? tell me a story, i'm curious. because both me and my girlfriend have really fucking weird stories[/QUOTE] I was 18 year old awkward dood working as a manager in the electronics department at walmart. Never really socialized with anyone in the store, or anyone at all for that matter. There was a cashier who would always come talk to me, overweight asian girl, about random shit and never understood why. Found out she watched game of thrones and got excited i finally had someone to talk to about it. We started talkinf amd she said she hadnt seen the latest episode, where there was a major character death, so i invited her over to come watch it. She came over at like 9 that night and we watched the episode. As soon as it was over she straddled me and stuck her tongue down my throat. I honestly had no interest in her and didnt find her atteactive at all but she was too heavy to push off me and she thought i was groping her when i tried. Long story short we ended up having sex. By far the worst partner ive ever been with.

[QUOTE=Cyke Lon bee;50750681]I was 18 year old awkward dood working as a manager in the electronics department at walmart. Never really socialized with anyone in the store, or anyone at all for that matter. There was a cashier who would always come talk to me, overweight asian girl, about random shit and never understood why. Found out she watched game of thrones and got excited i finally had someone to talk to about it. We started talkinf amd she said she hadnt seen the latest episode, where there was a major character death, so i invited her over to come watch it. She came over at like 9 that night and we watched the episode. As soon as it was over she straddled me and stuck her tongue down my throat. I honestly had no interest in her and didnt find her atteactive at all but she was too heavy to push off me and she thought i was groping her when i tried. Long story short we ended up having sex. By far the worst partner ive ever been with.[/QUOTE] uh words are a thing

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;50750710]????[/QUOTE] Doesn't matter, had sex. [editline]21st July 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Birdman101;50750200]On Saturday I'm gonna hike up a mountain with some sammiches, some champagne, and a ring, and come down the mountain with a fiance.[/QUOTE] Good luck man!

[QUOTE=maeZtro;50750964]Doesn't matter, had sex.[/QUOTE] just having sex doesn't mean it's automatically actually enjoyable lol

[QUOTE=VIOLATION_SNG;50750992]just having sex doesn't mean it's automatically actually enjoyable lol[/QUOTE] [vid]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o[/vid]

[QUOTE=maeZtro;50750964]Doesn't matter, had sex.[/QUOTE] eugh, cant imagine someone im not sexually attracted to how do you even maintain an erection in that situation

[QUOTE=E = MC Hammer;50733570]how long did that last?[/QUOTE] about 8-9 months I'd say; my bad on the late answer

[QUOTE=SebiWarrior;50751113]eugh, cant imagine someone im not sexually attracted to how do you even maintain an erection in that situation[/QUOTE] My old housemate once pretty much talked her into her bed, it was more just "meh fuck it" (heh) rather than me being attracted to her. She wasn't ugly, just totally not my type. here too: doesn't matter, had sex

[QUOTE=E = MC Hammer;50748527]Just out of curiosity, and this is completely unrelated to anything anyone's been talking about how'd your guys' first kiss go? tell me a story, i'm curious. because both me and my girlfriend have really fucking weird stories[/QUOTE] 4th of July last year, was at a friend's party. I took a ridiculous amount of shots when I first got there, around 7 in an hour and a half. The exact number isn't important, I was just really fucked up really fast. I started flirting with a guy there for fun (one of the few times I've actually flirted), then truth or dare happened and I ended up showing everyone my dick, etc. all that good crunk shit. Then I flopped out and was barely able to maintain consciousness. (Side note: when I am drunk, I say yes to everything. Once I ate a whole clove of raw garlic because someone told me to, much regret) He asked me if he could give me head, I told him I was too drunk to consent. Then he spent the rest of the night feeling me up, convinced me to touch his dick, and then at the end of the night he kissed me and that was my first kiss. Sexual battery is not good times

My first kiss was when I was at a football game when I was 15. It was pretty normal and cute since we were getting hot chocolate together because it was cold out. Year and a half later, the guy had sexually harassed me, accused me of "neglect" because I refused to share his chewing gum and then cheated on me with four other girls at a party, one of which was my cousin. Pretty sure he's grown up since then but i haven't talked to him since we broke up, honestly.

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;50750710]????[/QUOTE] I honestly wasnt given a choicw in the matter. [editline]21st July 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=SebiWarrior;50750713]uh words are a thing[/QUOTE] Literally my first sexual contact with a woman that i had no clue was interested in me. Couldnt formulate a sentence if i tried

I don't know, I think there many people who can tell stories like that, my first kiss was when I was 16 in a physics class, I think it was a pretty good first kiss. A year later she cheated on me with the ugliest guy I knew and the next 6 months she decide I was hers and pressured me and tried to manipulate me to stop talking to my best (and only) friend. It ended with her screaming at me for like 5 straight minutes. It was nice, I learnt a lot.

A lot of abusive relationships can start like that. We tend to use the word "monster" in our society to describe cruel people and all it does is help us to forget that the people who will hurt us are human and every bit as multidimensional as the next person. All the same, holding on to anger doesn't hurt anyone but ourselves - for many people, forgiving the person who hurt them is a vital step in healing.

Forgiveness is the best. On the monster thing that really only applies if you're willing to kill and or outright destroy someone for fun.

[QUOTE=DELL;50755481]Forgiveness is the best. On the monster thing that really only applies if you're willing to kill and or outright destroy someone for fun.[/QUOTE] Many people don't encounter manipulators outside of reading the news. I know a lot of people who seem to think there's a binary of "good" and "evil".

I broke up with my girlfriend recently because I realized it just wasn't natural and I felt bad for the amount of effort I had to make just to get along. It felt really bad telling her and she didn't really accept it for the first few days but now she's settling a bit which I'm grateful for. Part of the reason I decided to call it off is that I've been thinking about my ex recently and I realized my current relationship was nothing near the connection I had with my prior girlfriend. It made me realize I still really miss that relationship, not in a "I wish we were back together" way but just a nostalgia for how happy I'd been. I contacted my 'old' ex for the first time since we broke up just to see how she was. It was nice hearing from her again despite how sort of awkward it was. She told me she had a new love interest and I felt proud for not getting that cold feeling of jealousy in my chest, I feel happy to be over her. I know I just said how much I miss our relationship but we've both changed and I probably wouldn't get on with her as well as we used to, so I think that counts as being "over" her. I listened to an album I hadn't heard in a while and I remembered sitting on the plane to see her while listening to that at 3am being so excited and giddy and it made me sad to think of. I don't know, I just wanted to say that somewhere. Sometimes I feel like clicking so well with somebody was just a fluke, but part of me knows I'm just being melodramatic. It still just feels so weird to think how different my life was and to think of how my life would look now if I'd made different choices or lived under different circumstances.