Sex, Girlfriends and Shit VII: "Power Moves For High Quality Women" - General

I ate the last box of my girlfriend's shortbread cookies, and in an act of desperate shame, framed my Pomeranian. I left the box on the floor beneath my desk, open and overturned, knowing that it would paint a narrative of cooperation between my cat (who enjoys knocking things off my desk) and my dog (who enjoys eating whatever foodstuffs happen to be in reach). My girlfriend discovered the scene this morning, and was fooled by my clever deception. However, I feel only guilt. He is innocent! What have I done! [editline]26th August 2016[/editline] If I am capable of such treachery, then how far am I truly capable of going? One day it's framing dogs for eating cookies, and the next thing you know: secret second family.

Anybody ever fall for a girl who is absolute RED FLAG DANGER? I made a few fragmented posts about it before but it's eating me up despite knowing she isn't worth my mental time.

[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;50951602]but reverse; now we're talking[/QUOTE] I've done that once and I loved it, but my girlfriend said it was boring staring at my feet. Alas

[QUOTE=No Party Hats;50950421]Best position is always when she's on her stomach and you're going from behind, idk why but every girl I've slept with has absolutely loved it[/QUOTE] How the hell does that work?

[QUOTE=Birdman101;50957489]How the hell does that work?[/QUOTE] Just fine, but you look hilarious doing it. Like most sex, actually. I'm not sure that I have a favorite sexual position. I rearrange based on whatever's working for me best in that moment. Most of the shit my girlfriend and I do is improvised. I'm very large (6'6", 240lbs) and she's incredibly small (4'9", 90lbs) so I can basically just hold her in whatever position I need her in without too much trouble. Most of our more adventurous acts have her being carried in some fashion. For the more routine sex, I guess missionary or from behind while lying on our sides are the go-to models. They're low-effort, comfortable, and get the job done. Sometimes you don't feel like making a whole ordeal out of it, you know?

[QUOTE=Birdman101;50957489]How the hell does that work?[/QUOTE] The prone bone, classic :science101:

Is this the place to semi-anonymously post emotional shit? idk if i should post in the friendly social advice thread.

[QUOTE=TheLonelyDonu;50957585]Is this the place to semi-anonymously post emotional shit? idk if i should post in the friendly social advice thread.[/QUOTE] Nope this threads better

Okay then. My girlfriend told me last night that while we were on break over the summer, she seriously contemplated killing herself, and almost went through with it. I cried for about a half-hour straight while holding her (or her holding me idek) for what felt like the first time. I kept thinking about what and where I would be if she had actually done it. About her family, her parents and siblings, and our friends. I kept thinking about not holding the (thankfully) living, breathing person, but a fucking cold corpse in a fucking casket. I want to protect her from everything that drags her down, from her parents, to other shitty people who rag on her not being "the best girlfriend to ever exist." But I can't protect her from herself especially if I'm not physically there to stop her. I don't want her to die.

when you say "we were on break over the summer" do you mean like summer vacation and a break from school, or like you two "took a break" for the summer

[snip] this probably isn't the appropriate place, sorry.

holy shit i'm not qualified to even address that

[QUOTE=E = MC Hammer;50958343]holy shit i'm not qualified to even address that[/QUOTE] I think no one is in this thread is qualified but it is nice to lay down your thoughts / situation and see how people with a new and fresh perspective look upon your issue, it does help so in some way so yeah.. you are qualified :v:

Okay, I need help. I got broken up with 3 years ago when I was 21 and I've been single since then, I'm 24 now and graduated with a full time job. I went to community college so a lot of my time was spent at home. I can't manage to meet anyone new, I don't think I'm a terrible looking dude, aside from what Rusty might say about my fashion tastes. How the hell do you meet girls at my age? I've met tons of girls in nursing school, but they're all taken, or for lack of a better word, too 'low' to be considered. I can hold a conversation fine in person, but over text I suddenly contract borderline intellectual delay. Yeah I've tried tinder, not really my thing, I'm desperate here, any good online dating services? Just go hang around at universities? Bars?

If Rusty doesn't like your fashion choices then I'm afraid that's the end of the line for you. Hmm. Tough break, man. What a shame... and so young.

[QUOTE=EagleEye;50960883]Okay, I need help. I got broken up with 3 years ago when I was 21 and I've been single since then, I'm 24 now and graduated with a full time job. I went to community college so a lot of my time was spent at home. I can't manage to meet anyone new, I don't think I'm a terrible looking dude, aside from what Rusty might say about my fashion tastes. How the hell do you meet girls at my age? I've met tons of girls in nursing school, but they're all taken, or for lack of a better word, too 'low' to be considered. I can hold a conversation fine in person, but over text I suddenly contract borderline intellectual delay. Yeah I've tried tinder, not really my thing, I'm desperate here, any good online dating services? Just go hang around at universities? Bars?[/QUOTE] bars, clubs, and PTA meetings, Alcoholics anonymous, the usual places.

Been to this giant fair with a co-workers this weekend. At some point I was standing there with a guy looking at all the girls passing, just talking trash like guys tend to do. It was quite hilarious because we have vastly different tastes in woman. I never liked his type of girls. At some point a girl moves with some dude pass us then I said to my friend "holy shit, that's a 10/10. That's what I like" Then I had a closer look and realized it was my ex-girlfriend. lol.

at least you know your type

I'm excited here soon to move to a place where I can actually meet people, specifically of the female variety. The pickings out here are extremely slim and the one bar within like 20 miles does not attract my type of people.

[QUOTE=E = MC Hammer;50958131]when you say "we were on break over the summer" do you mean like summer vacation and a break from school, or like you two "took a break" for the summer[/QUOTE] took a break for the summer, kinda.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;50933317]I don't feel as bad as I thought I would, because I know this isn't my fault. She texted me 'I fell down' but I didn't respond, because I thought she literally tripped and fell down. Turns out she passed out because of her sickness, and she got so mad at me that I didn't help her that she broke up with me It's strange because I could really see myself marrying this girl and spending our lives together. But now that it's over I don't feel anything, mostly just emptiness. Maybe later I'll feel sad. For now I just have a hangover because I went drinking two nights ago, because of the breakup. I don't know if that made it better or worse[/QUOTE] Update on this. As stupid as it may sound to you guys, I fought for her. I tried my fucking hardest to set things right because despite what she did, I loved her. And I know I'd live with regret if I didn't at least try. And I did, for a while I thought things would be okay again. But since a few days things went downhill again, and today she texted me saying she wants to talk face-to-face, and if she can't she'll just 'do it via text or something' So I'm pretty sure it's really over, this time I feel a lot sadder than the previous time

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;50969052]Update on this. As stupid as it may sound to you guys, I fought for her. I tried my fucking hardest to set things right because despite what she did, I loved her. And I know I'd live with regret if I didn't at least try. And I did, for a while I thought things would be okay again. But since a few days things went downhill again, and today she texted me saying she wants to talk face-to-face, and if she can't she'll just 'do it via text or something' So I'm pretty sure it's really over, this time I feel a lot sadder than the previous time[/QUOTE] honestly mane just tell her what you're feeling like don't censor yourself at all.

So this girl who lives across from me on my dorm floor has been asking me out to lunch and to drive her places. She has a boyfriend who lives several hours away, and she recently asked if I could drive her to some place 30 minutes away. Is she actually interested in being friends or just using me for the car?

[QUOTE=code_gs;50970933]So this girl who lives across from me on my dorm floor has been asking me out to lunch and to drive her places. She has a boyfriend who lives several hours away, and she recently asked if I could drive her to some place 30 minutes away. Is she actually interested in being friends or just using me for the car?[/QUOTE] Do you pay for the lunch? Because it sounds a lot like she just wants a ride around town. Even if she wasn't just using you for the car, cheating is trashy and I wouldn't get involved in that anyway.

[QUOTE=srobins;50971378]Do you pay for the lunch? Because it sounds a lot like she just wants a ride around town. Even if she wasn't just using you for the car, cheating is trashy and I wouldn't get involved in that anyway.[/QUOTE] I'm not interested in a relationship, but no, we get prepaid uni meals.

[QUOTE=code_gs;50971456]I'm not interested in a relationship, but no, we get prepaid uni meals.[/QUOTE] Oh, in that case I wouldn't really worry about it. If you're having fun it doesn't really matter, though personally I'm too lazy to drive people around like that. I don't think anyone can really tell you anything else with such little detail.

Hello again guys. So I've known this girl loosely, that I currently have as a classmate, for maybe 2 years now. Had a couple other classes with her, got tutoring, etc. My first impression of her after a few classes was that I saw her as a friend but didn't think she was especially attractive. She is a bit skinny for me, as I prefer, but not totally require, a girl to be curvy. And personality wise, even though talking to her in person is great (we seem to have good chemistry, similar sense of humor, etc.), I feel the way she conveys herself on FB makes her come off as someone not for me; not really my type. She is a bit religious, so I imagine my interest in the likes of anti-religious bands, and my agnostic beliefs would be conflicting to some degree. But, yesterday, after seeing her class for the first time in many months, I felt a strong attraction to her. It confused me because I couldn't understand from where it was coming from. I figured since I ruled her out early on, it was kind of nonsense, but every glance we shared during class got me thinking about her more and more. Now obviously I'll start talking to her a bit more now to get a better feel of her, since I still don't know her well. But I'm trying figure out, am I just feeling lust? Or is something more genuine going on in my head? Does that make sense?

All you can really do is is take her out and try to get to know her better. She might have some different interests and beliefs than you, but there is obviously something about her that you find endearing. So, what's it going to hurt? As you get to know her better you might revert back to your initial judgment of her and realize there's no real chemistry, or you could discover that there's more to her than you had thought. You find out nothing by sitting here and overanalyzing things.

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;50960889]If Rusty doesn't like your fashion choices then I'm afraid that's the end of the line for you. Hmm. Tough break, man. What a shame... and so young.[/QUOTE] it depends when i gave the critique as i am already ashamed of all my previous opinions (as will continue to happen) [editline]31st August 2016[/editline] sorry

[QUOTE=Rusty100;50976452]it depends when i gave the critique as i am already ashamed of all my previous opinions (as will continue to happen) [editline]31st August 2016[/editline] sorry[/QUOTE] Does this mean you will finally admit that the Lord of the Rings, father of modern fantasy, is great?