Sex, Girlfriends and Shit VII: "Power Moves For High Quality Women" - General

[QUOTE=psychojake;51244916]They're uh, nothing to write home about.[/QUOTE] I always hated this phrase. It never sounds right. Like even if you got a blowjob without a condom it still wouldn't work. "Dear Family, I received fellatio recently. Love Son."

"borrow" a ring and just bring it with you to the ring store, they'll size it for you and then you'll know

Do a magic trick that involves wrapping a string around her ring finger and making a mark on it. Bitches love magic so she won't even think it was anything suspicious.

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My libido is tiny now and it bothers me. [editline]23rd October 2016[/editline] Like I'll do the nasty and then I'm Asexual for a few days.

I have a really weird problem. I seem to cum really quickly if my gf and I fuck in the morning or afternoon. If we mess around at night I can do shit for like 15-45 minutes, no problem (I could go longer but generally at that point we're both too tired so I just finish). But if we mess around in the morning, I've got MAYBE five minutes in me. I'm not really sure why, either, unless morning wood has something to do with it. I'm not super bothered by it, I'm not embarrassed or anything, but my gf always cums at least twice whenever we mess around and I'm inside her, but five minutes barely lets her cum once. Sure, I have other options available, but usually after we've done that she doesn't want me to finish her off or anything. Mostly I'm just not sure what's up, I did some googling but I still can't tell if this is common, if anything it seems like the opposite is generally true.

I'm always way more up for it in the morning too. Not sure about the afternoon, seldom see my girlfriend. [editline]24th October 2016[/editline] Unless I'm mistaken most of us aren't pornstars, if you can perform at night she shouldn't care, don't overthink it. Overthinking is probably making it worse.

Why is this thread dead? Anyways, after raw dogging and pulling out our first two times (2 weeks ago, we'd know if she's preggers by now right? Like symptoms or something?) Decided time for the rubber. It's horrible, we were fucking for like 30 minutes and she was hurting and I just wasn't reaching it. Idk what to do, I don't masturbate that often like 2-3 times a week. I guess maybe the pill is what we need.

I feel like a bit of a twat having to ask but what's the best way to clean squirt out of a memory foam mattress? I'm scared it'll start to smell

This thread's dead, and Meryn Trant's not, cause Trant had armour on the sword.

[QUOTE=madnath619;51290452]I feel like a bit of a twat having to ask but what's the best way to clean squirt out of a memory foam mattress? I'm scared it'll start to smell[/QUOTE] Clean it using one of those foam extracty bullshit sprays, leave the foam on for a good hour (and turn the matress upside down without the foam touching anything else, prop it up with a chair or something) I don't usually post on FP at all, or in general, but yay me for meeting someone super cool here - I'm also moving into a flat with one of my friends in the next few days because we both decided why not split bills in half... Oh and as for the girl, she's into all the weird stuff I'm into...

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;51297897]Sharing rent is the true test of friendship[/QUOTE] And family for that matter.

Got drinks with two girls on Friday and Saturday :joy: Not even looking to get laid with them (Though it would be good end to the night(s). Just looking forward to the one on one male-female contact (that sounds weird).

Guys do you happen to have any good tips for Tinder? I've gotten two matches, I said hi to both of them and got no responses afterwards. hlep

[QUOTE=Viper123_SWE;51303280]Guys do you happen to have any good tips for Tinder? I've gotten two matches, I said hi to both of them and got no responses afterwards. hlep[/QUOTE] Just keep at it. And make sure your messages are unique and creative. Just saying "hi" is probably not gonna get you anything.

Any good tips for a good icebreaker? I feel like it's more difficult when I'm not face-to-face with the girl.

*i have your family, meet me at this address, wear clean underwear* Works for me everytime. . If it doesn't, you have their family. Win-Win, right?

[QUOTE=Viper123_SWE;51303323]Any good tips for a good icebreaker? I feel like it's more difficult when I'm not face-to-face with the girl.[/QUOTE] Ask them a question about their profile or something? Anything that engages the other person and actually warrants a response. Starting off with just "hi" is lazy and pins the task of maintaining a conversation onto the other person.

[QUOTE=Viper123_SWE;51303323]Any good tips for a good icebreaker? I feel like it's more difficult when I'm not face-to-face with the girl.[/QUOTE] It's a start. I've been dicking around trying to meet people on Tinder but I guess I'm too nitpicky since it comes up with "Nobody new in your area" pretty often and I haven't matched with anyone. Keep on trucking.

Thanks guys, I have some ideas now that I could try next time (whenever that is...) I get a match.

[QUOTE=Pascall;51303301]Just keep at it. And make sure your messages are unique and creative. Just saying "hi" is probably not gonna get you anything.[/QUOTE] I've had messages where I've written something really cool about their profile to start a conversation. Their response? "Hi" :why: Though I get that it happens, just a kind of "Why bother matching if your response is "Hi".

[QUOTE=Viper123_SWE;51303323]Any good tips for a good icebreaker? I feel like it's more difficult when I'm not face-to-face with the girl.[/QUOTE] I just say "h-hey do you come here often?" and always get a reply

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;51311530]GF's really looking forward to sex Saturday, and I'm just not feeling it. This semester has killed my libido. Too much stress.[/QUOTE] Just let her use you while you do calculus :v:

[QUOTE=Viper123_SWE;51303323]Any good tips for a good icebreaker? I feel like it's more difficult when I'm not face-to-face with the girl.[/QUOTE] Let me give you a golden tip. In your own bio, write 'If we match I might buy you pizza.' (because everyone loves pizza haha get it?) Then when you get a match, you can always open with 'Do you really like me or are you just here for the pizza?'

My girlfriend told me that she wants me to kiss her harder. I've been taking things slow, but does this mean she wants to take things further? Most of the times we've kissed have been in public parking lots. I've been a bit afraid to ramp it up because PDA is my enemy,

I think it's pretty normal not to want to be a spectacle or anything in front of other people you don't know. Me and my boyfriend kiss every so often in public but it's not like we make out or anything. Makes other people uncomfortable and makes us uncomfortable. If your girlfriend wants you to kiss her harder, do it when you're together in private. Nothing wrong with that.

All the times I've had sex, I've never been able to feel anything. It's not like I'm doing anything wrong, because the girls I've been with always seem to get off. I held off from masturbation/sex in general for over a month. Does this seem to be a good idea to solve this issue?

Could be that you have just a naturally low libido. But yeah dialing it back a bit and then trying again sometimes has a better effect.

I regained my libido somewhat after eating healthier and exercising slightly less(I was way overdoing it). I've got to give up trash food once and for all, it gives me acne problems too. My libido was still way higher like two years ago when I didn't have a girlfriend, too much porn and jacking off. I wish I could have sex as often as I used to jack off. Also I haven't watched porn intentionally in almost a year and I've been jacking it less often. My suggestion is stop watching porn, eat healthy, exercise and jack off less. [editline]6th November 2016[/editline] Eat watermelon, like a lot of it, the day before, so maybe blend a whole one into juice or something. Since it's pretty much natural viagra I find I can get up even if I'm not feeling it.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;51312205]Let me give you a golden tip. In your own bio, write 'If we match I might buy you pizza.' (because everyone loves pizza haha get it?) Then when you get a match, you can always open with 'Do you really like me or are you just here for the pizza?'[/QUOTE] Oh wow that's pretty golden actually, thanks for the tip!