[QUOTE=alethemagicb;16134172]Insert syringes filled with liquid nitrogen into your body and inject all at the same time...who's the fucking genius now?[/QUOTE]
How can you have a syringe full of liquid nitrogen? It's liquid nitrogen, a syringe will not hold liquid fucking nitrogen.
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For 500 years old she doesn't look to bad
[Img]http://lastdaysoftheincas.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/maiden-with-scientist-mummy.jpg[/Img]
I would.
Dlaor, it made the glass change shape before breaking? It dented inwards.
[QUOTE=atomicthumbs;16134152]Guns don't kill people, blood loss and tissue damage caused by hydrostatic shock does![/QUOTE]
I want a bumper sticker that says this.
[QUOTE=Johnny Serva;16134031]I have thought out certain theories regarding people being frozen.
Now, when someone is frozen, their heart seizes to beat, their blood no longer travels through the veins and all other internal body functions that normally are running at a hundred percent, stop.
They're not ruined nor damaged in any way, they just stop.
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[QUOTE]I have thought out certain theories regarding people being frozen.[/quote]
[quote]I have thought out certain theories regarding [/quote]
[quote] out certain theories[/quote]
[quote] [b]theories[/b] [/quote]
Learn what a theory is! AHGGHHGHGHghghgh
If someone is frozen, it will have to be instantly otherwise frostbite and tissue damage sets in, if its instant all the cells stay the same in limbo but its really a hugely conditional thing.
Even if you found a way to freeze someone without forming crystals and then unfreeze them, you wouldn't be able to start up the brain again.
Once the brain stops sending out electric signals, it won't ever do it again. Think of it like a computer. Your computer is plugged into the wall. If you were to unplug it and then plug it back in, no matter how fast you do it, it will shut off. Your PC has an on button, but the brain does not. Once that flow of power is interrupted, the whole thing shuts off for good.
[QUOTE=Dragon;16134065]"Hey guys listen to my dumbshit theory based on my grade 6 level of science education! I'm a fucking genius why hasn't anyone thought of it before!!!"[/QUOTE]
this
I think the proper term is death by freezing
Headlines tonight: Doctor in Norway murders a freezing man with defibrilators, says he believed that "freezing to death does not exist"
Lol, everyone but this kid seems to know you'll die if you do this.
Freezing to death is stupid.
If someone wants to "freeze" in time with aging , just do induced hibernation.
Slows down aging , and shit
[QUOTE=Dragon;16134065]"Hey guys listen to my dumbshit theory based on my grade 6 level of science education! I'm a fucking genius why hasn't anyone thought of it before!!!"[/QUOTE]
there are times where solutions can be found from silly ideas.
this is not one of those cases.
[QUOTE=Johnny Serva;16134031]The best way would most likely be to lower the frozen person into some hot liquid, and eventually using defibrillators to restart the body.[/QUOTE]
Using defibrillators would imply that the cardiovascular system on a frozen person would still have electrical activity. If they were completely frozen (without any form of electrical activity, including very minor ventricular fibrillation), it would cause the heart to go into an asystolic state. Defibrillators will not start the heart back up at this point. This is such thing as freezing to death.
...This thread is full of flame, and every bit of it is right. But here's the fact that not everyone seems to be getting their heads around:
[b]WHEN YOU FREEZE, YOU CAN'T BREATHE[/b]
That's right! When you freeze, it's impossible to get oxygen into the body via ANYTHING, since there's no room for it to expand! Couple that with tissue damage from expanding water crystals and BOOM, you're dead!
that wouldn't work because the brain and other tissues of the body only have a specific period of time before they get damaged eyond repair, and even though ice helps to slow down the decaying process, it does not completely stop it and the organs would only have, if their super lucky, around five-ten minutes before irreversible damage is done.
this thread reminds me of that old USSR experiment where they chopped off a dogs head and kept it alive for two weeks:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSrIkUXwsNk[/url]
I need to know how to embed.
[QUOTE=thisispain;16134224]Things die when blood doesn't go to them.
When blood's frozen, it doesn't circulate and oxygen doesn't pass to them so they asphyxiate and die.[/QUOTE]
This. There, that's pretty much the answer =P
"You're not dead until you're warm and dead"
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[quote]A 2 1/2-year-old girl had a good neurologic recovery after submersion in cold water for at least 66 minutes; as far as we know, this is the longest time ever reported.[/quote]
[url]http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/3379747[/url]
Bodily functions stop. Which means brain functions and heart functions stop. Which means you are dead.
This is possibly the most stupid thread I have read that actually had a point to it.
Far from genius, putting them in hot liquid is a bad idea, you do freeze to death.
Carlos mencia is still on TV?
If there was a way to freeze the tissue without any irreversible damage (crystals forming) then theoretically it would be possible, with external means, to keep the head un-frozen and in a coma-like state. So that when the body is unfrozen without tissue damage the functions could resume, amirite?
[QUOTE=Niteshifter;16134049]You never do this. The person can get burned and go into shock which can worsen the situation.[/QUOTE]
Go to Antarctica in a swimsuit. Don't worry, you'll survive. And when you're about to die, we won't unfreeze you, because we all know that's what's really killing you.
[QUOTE=Dragon;16134065]"Hey guys listen to my dumbshit theory based on my grade 6 level of science education! I'm a fucking genius why hasn't anyone thought of it before!!!"[/QUOTE]
Fucking THIS
:argh:
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Also another thing which your illogical brain doesn't seem to comply with is the fact that a body's entire surface area and insides will not freeze [B]at the same time[/B]. There are parts of the body with variable densities, veins being a low one. Guess what happens when they freeze before the heart does? Yep. Heart failure.
That my friend, is how you [B]DIE[/B] of being frozen. :argh:
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Once the brain stops sending out electric signals, it won't ever do it again. Think of it like a computer. Your computer is plugged into the wall. If you were to unplug it and then plug it back in, no matter how fast you do it, it will shut off. Your PC has an on button, but the brain does not. Once that flow of power is interrupted, the whole thing shuts off for good.[/QUOTE]
Erm.. Mine doesn't.. my computers power supply holds enough electricity to run it for 1.5 hrs without it being plugged in. [b]No, it's not a laptop[/b]
[QUOTE=Averice;16456990]Erm.. Mine doesn't.. my computers power supply holds enough electricity to run it for 1.5 hrs without it being plugged in. [b]No, it's not a laptop[/b][/QUOTE]
True, once you're frozen you do survive for a couple of minutes. Your post wasn't relevant at all though.
[QUOTE=shakey42;16158193]For 500 years old she doesn't look to bad
[Img]http://lastdaysoftheincas.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/maiden-with-scientist-mummy.jpg[/Img]
I would.[/QUOTE]
Just to let you know, she's dead. I did some research so yeah, don't try to fool anyone. You die if you are frozen. End of thread =P
[QUOTE=Johnny Serva;16134031]I have thought out certain theories regarding people being frozen.
Now, when someone is frozen, their heart seizes to beat, their blood no longer travels through the veins and all other internal body functions that normally are running at a hundred percent, stop.
They're not ruined nor damaged in any way, they just stop.[/QUOTE]
All in favor of him testing this idiotic idea personally?
[QUOTE=Cheat_God;16465204]All in favor of him testing this idiotic idea personally?[/QUOTE]
All in favor =]
Best put a stop to this thread now though. We have pretty much messed the whole thing up anyway =P
as a person freezes to death the water in your body cells crystallises popping your cells all over your body.
they freeze sperm Ect. very rapidly to avoid this.
so you do freeze to death don't be stupid.
ITT: 12 Year old thinks he knows more about the human body than doctors.
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