I woke up last night at 3AM in a state of fear and bemusement at the most terrifying noise
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[QUOTE=Tavish Degroot;25546489]I woke up today and watched my TV, then i put my head back down. Then I remembered I don't have a TV in my room anymore.
Turns out, I half-awake dreamt that I was watching a show I created in my head.[/QUOTE]
Kinda reminds my dream within a dream that was induced by my iPod.
Fell asleep with the fucker on and dreamed that I dreamed that I was completely deaf aside from only being able to hear music. So I woke up in that dream after pulling out the earphones, but then I tried to touch something, it felt fake, like it wasn't there and then I realized that the music had started again, seemed vaguely familiar but I couldn't put my finger on it because I was dreaming, freak out for a bit before actually waking up and ripping the earphones out of my ears, taking a bit of skin with them and then fingering my mattress for 5 minutes just to make sure the dream was over. Looked at the iPod to see what song was playing, motherfucking Ave Maria.
Scary as shit.
[QUOTE=Lemonator;25563046]Wow foxes can fuck right off, why the fuck do furfags wish they were these pieces of shit.[/QUOTE]
Wow, Someone needs anger managment.
We wake up retarded.
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We go to bed retarded.
[QUOTE=RixxzIV;25551904][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO_KOB-gUps[/media][/QUOTE]
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW He is so GOSH DARN CUTE
We have quite a few squirrels where I live. Being woken up to what sounds like a little girl screaming is not pleasant at all.
Our old tv turned it's self on at 3 o clock in the morning, when saw 3 (I think) was on. Highest volume gut-rippage. Everyone started freaking out & running around trying to find what the fuck it was.
Beat that.
Imagine it's late at night, you are near a window and you hear THIS:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woobL2yAxD4[/media]
[QUOTE=BananaFoam;25563116]I'm sorry, this isn't BlogPunch.
Okay, sorry. Thats part of the mundane routine of calling out the numerous threads which clog up the GD that are simply blogpost. No need to reply to them (though people do) because they don't There mere stories.
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So you are proposing that every thread that is about something that happened to somebody is blog material and shouldn't be in GD.
What the fuck do you know about facepunch? For the last 3 years that has been what make up the majority of GD and what make it great.
Once i woke up hearing bombs and all kinds of stuff. Paranoid as i am, i grabbed the first weapon i could find - A plastic fork. Then i realised it was New year.
[QUOTE=BananaFoam;25563116]Zombie rant[/QUOTE]
You are obviously joking. Everyone knows the zombie apocalypse will happen. Its just an open window in a lab away.
A B-2 Spirit Bomber flew over my house once. (I live near Andrew's AFB)
It broke a window with the sonic boom it made. :v:
Foxes are cute.
I love foxes, but whats up with all those fetishes? (Im looking at you, furries)
Hey Jallen I'm at pompey too in my second year. What course are you on?
[QUOTE=T2DM;25564069]Imagine it's late at night, you are near a window and you hear THIS:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woobL2yAxD4[/media][/QUOTE]
Imagine it's late at night, you are near a window and you hear THIS:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5SNOAcD3ak[/media]
I played the video in the OP. Right as the fox howled, the light in my room popped and went out.
I have to admit, I jumped.
[QUOTE=Dancersize;25565519]Hey Jallen I'm at pompey too in my second year. What course are you on?[/QUOTE]
Computer Science, and you?
I remember this time I was sleeping and a Chinook went right above my house low flying doing a Night time training thing. I didn't wake up. The RAF uses my house as a way point for training, shits cool man.
Wow, OP lives just a few miles from me... In my cities rival city.
Also, a fox ate my rabbits when I was 6 :saddowns:
[QUOTE=kaze4159;25545692]Reminds me of when I woke up to something like a C130 passing over my house D:[/QUOTE]
Enemy C-130 Above!
[QUOTE=Jallen;25565891]Computer Science, and you?[/QUOTE]
Broadcasting. So you're in Eldon basement a lot?
There's a field of these yellow flower things next to my house, at night all you can hear is the foxes sounding off like they are being beaten to death.
[img_thumb]http://disgruntalism.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/field-of-rape.jpg[/img_thumb]
The locals call it the field of rape.
[QUOTE=CyrusTehSage;25570149]There's a field of these yellow flower things next to my house, at night all you can hear is the foxes sounding off like they are being beaten to death.
[img_thumb]http://disgruntalism.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/field-of-rape.jpg[/img_thumb]
The locals call it the field of rape.[/QUOTE]
It's funny because those yellow flowers are Rape.
That picture was also used in a Photoshop contest.
This proly refers to the Devil's Night or in most cases 3AM. Look it up on google or some shit.
[QUOTE=Thelicensedkiller;25571588]This proly refers to the Devil's Night or in most cases 3AM. Look it up on google or some shit.[/QUOTE]
What?
I live near the country, try getting freaked out by owls and foxes at the same time.
[QUOTE=BURN DOWN;25565302]A B-2 Spirit Bomber flew over my house once. (I live near Andrew's AFB)
It broke a window with the sonic boom it made. :v:[/QUOTE]
It must have been EXTREMELY low passing then.
Mythbusters tested this with F18's, they broke a window when they were insanely close.
Last night our house was creaking like fuck, you know the sound when you try to pull something apart with a crowbar? That noise. I shitpissed myself, thought there was a burglary going on. Grabbed a knife and a flashlight.. I was horrified.
[QUOTE=CheeserCrice;25545744]Who does not know that foxes make this noise? Happens all the time...[/QUOTE]
I've had foxes all over my neighborhood for four or five years and haven't once heard that sound. Creeped out now, because every time a fox crosses my mind, I will remember this. Shit.
Hey guys. I have these fuckers by my cabin up north.
Don't say foxes are scary until you've heard this growl, late at night.
[img]http://www.alaskatrappers.org/images/wolverine.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Superstormj;25573166]Hey guys. I have these fuckers by my cabin up north.
Don't say foxes are scary until you've heard this growl, late at night.
[img_thumb]http://www.alaskatrappers.org/images/wolverine.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
That thing looks really viscious. I'm not sure why, it just looks like it would go fucking beserk if you got near it.
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