Protip: Never sleep on your belly if you get morning glory alot
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[QUOTE=Jimbojib;22396276]Guys, Suttles isn't a troll person, 'sides I've been talking to him on steam. His dick is broke but I'm sure it'll get better.
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That doesn't mean he cannot create troll threads.
[QUOTE=Suttles;22395250]Last night I decided to get more comfortable so I laid on my belly. Was very comfortable, so I went to sleep. I woke up with a hardon like normal. But oh shit I was on my belly. By the time I noticed this my dick was bleeding, the head was almost torn off, and my dick was bending in a odd way. As I speak my dick is very sore, and everytime I get a boner I bleed or feel very bad pain. Bandaids do nothing.
Has this happened to anyone before?
I don't know how the hell this happened. I woke up and my head was hurting like shit and bleeding.
Edit: Not as much blood as I made it seem. But my dick still hurts like shit.[/QUOTE]
Obviously fake. either your hardon's strength would've pushed itself to a more comfortable position, or you would've woken up. There's no way it could've been torn.
Prolly screwed it up in some other way. But guys, stop calling troll, he's not.
pics or it didn't happen
[QUOTE=The golden;22395795]You can't get an erection if there is pressure on it, so this thread sucks even more.[/QUOTE]
Who told you that? I get erections all the time, especially if I put pressure on my dick.
See a doctor?
Guys.... It's suttles... He is 12 and he is a troll. This is all false info.
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3:15 PM - Suttles: yeah i'm trolling
3:15 PM - Suttles: my dick is only 3 inches so it doesnt even hit the bed when im on my stomach[/quote]
Wallah
Yeah otherwise how would it happen when you're wearing tight clothes?
[QUOTE=gerbile4;22397126]Guys.... It's suttles... He is 12 and he is a troll. This is all false info.
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Wallah[/QUOTE]
never said that. Stop making stuff up.
you ever crack ya dick?
[QUOTE=The golden;22395795]You can't get an erection if there is pressure on it, so this thread sucks even more.[/QUOTE]
You're an idiot.
Go see a doctor.
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Also this has turned into a discussion about suttles now hasn't it?
Bullshit. When you lay down on your stomach, your dick has to be really small if it can point straight down. If yours is bigger, like mine, it would just go down between my legs, so when I get morning wood in the morning, it would stay flat.
I weigh around 100 kilograms and I wake up alot on my belly with a morning hard-on, and my dick is just fine.
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[QUOTE=gerbile4;22397126]Guys.... It's suttles... He is 12 and he is a troll. This is all false info.
[editline]03:15PM[/editline]
Wallah[/QUOTE]
Hahahahaha OP's got a tiny dick
[QUOTE=Abstrakt;22398855]Bullshit. When you lay down on your stomach, your dick has to be really small if it can point straight down. [B]If yours is bigger, like mine[/B], it would just go down between my legs, so when I get morning wood in the morning, it would stay flat.[/QUOTE]
Showoff...
I always sleep on my stomach, and I wake up hard all the time. My cock usually finds its way to the side of my body... it doesn't just dig into my bed. I think you have a weird dick.
[QUOTE=Pj The Dj;22395314]Your dick broke.[/QUOTE]
Why is this funny? Scientifically if your dick is erected it can break.
[QUOTE=Abstrakt;22398855]Bullshit. When you lay down on your stomach, your dick has to be really small if it can point straight down. If yours is bigger, like mine, it would just go down between my legs, so when I get morning wood in the morning, it would stay flat.[/QUOTE]
you found me out
[QUOTE=Suttles;22399319]you found me out[/QUOTE]
get on steam
[IMG]http://www.freewebs.com/gangsta-p-16/weed.gif[/IMG]
it'll help with your problem
[QUOTE=HookJ;22399868][img]http://www.freewebs.com/gangsta-p-16/weed.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
the hell?
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