[QUOTE=Anastatius;26655410]Is that even possible?[/QUOTE]
If it happened to him I'm sure it is.
We he says it happened to him but has he proved it?
[QUOTE=mrkaki;26654114]God damnit why did you have to snip it? Now I'm curious as to what it was.[/QUOTE]
We all got 16 for each of them, you're not missing much.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26650674]Are you missing ribs or something?[/QUOTE]
You don't need to be missing ribs to suck your own dick, it's just easier that way.
For example, I can do it if I stretch really hard, but not often because it's fucking painful to do.
doing stretching exercises helps apparently
You now realize you died and were born again 100 years later, this is your next life.
You are 5 days old.
[editline]12th December 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;26655872]
doing stretching exercises helps apparently[/QUOTE]
Why the hell did I read that as "Dog stretches anus"?
This stuff happens though i remember reading about some person in UK, who was in a comer for 4 days woke up and then started speaking fluent Arabic to one of the patients nearby, kinda creepy really knowing this stuff can happen.
That hit in the head has made you more intelligent. Everyone knows that left handed people are more intelligent.
Now hit yourself in the head again and reach ambidexterity!
I told my dad and the first thing he said was
DEAR GOD HOW WILL THIS BOY FAP?
[QUOTE=JolKally;26647759]Once I get home, I immediately run to my room and grab a pencil and a paper.
[/QUOTE]
Why?
[QUOTE=lyr1calAssass1n;26660245]Why?[/QUOTE]
Whats the first thing you do when you find out you have super powers?
Test them out!
[QUOTE=dezad;26659475]This stuff happens though i remember reading about some person in UK, who was in a comer for 4 days woke up and then started speaking fluent Arabic to one of the patients nearby, kinda creepy really knowing this stuff can happen.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=dezad;26659475] reading about some person in UK, who was in a comer for 4 days woke up and then started speaking fluent Arabic.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=dezad;26659475] a comer [/QUOTE]
Um
Man you're lucky.
I was hit on the head with a log when i was a kid and all i became was stupid.
[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;26648727]I remember a couple of years back some lady going into a coma and then waking up with an English accent (and she had an Southern accent before)[/QUOTE]
She woke up with a French accent, actually
[QUOTE=General_Xing;26647805]It's called Jalictsyndrome. Your accent can change or you can wake up speaking a different language.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://gyazo.com/8bcb0f34b40a27d31fa355052382bc59.png[/img]
?
You got a super power from you accident! What should we call you? Hmm... Leftyman! Or Captain Left Arm!
Welcome Jolkally! Welcome to the Lefty cult!
It's good to see a brother :cheers: have fun with your newly found abstract thinking processes.
Dude get an MRI. More damage could have been caused than you realize with a bump like causing something like that to happen.
[QUOTE=Nick Lomax;26661622]You got a super power from you accident! What should we call you? Hmm... Leftyman! Or Captain Left Arm![/QUOTE]
We'll call him 'The Shifter'.
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign_accent_syndrome]Foreign Accent Syndrome[/url] is more closer to what OP has.
I want to learn a different language quickly. Who has rosetta stone and the ability to induce a coma with a lead pipe?
thats fucked up man, I know someone who can use both their hands for everything
This isn't uncommon, you brain is just a bit jogged from hit against the wall. For some, it's an accent, others there taste in music. Talk to somebody at a university and you may be able to enter a study.
Maybe you wrote with your left hand and you forgot when you bumped your head.
[QUOTE=Generic User;26662352]Maybe you wrote with your left hand and you forgot when you bumped your head.[/QUOTE]
Genius, this guy's figured it out
[QUOTE=The mouse;26648876][B]Your[/B] just evolving faster than most of mankind, like every left hander.[/QUOTE]
Smooth, mister 'more evolved'.
[QUOTE=Zorus;26648515]Just google it man.
[img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/0O3jS.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
:gonk: PARIS?!
/caps
Related and funny!
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lLqqR2pcws&feature=related[/media]
All those years of fapping paid off.
Amazing.
[QUOTE=JolKally;26648146]I always used to fap with my left hand.[/QUOTE]
Use both of them.
At the same time.
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