• "The Starving Games" - from the makers of "Meet the Spartans" and "Vampires Suck"
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Man this obvious cash grab movie sure does anger me. I haven't been frothing with this much rage since Transformers.
i refuse to believe this is an actual movie
Diedrich Bader deserves to be in better things
This is something I'd expect from Dane Boe or something. I mean, there is a point where you see some of the humor of these kinds of parodies and they suck but it's like, "Right, it's just shitty humor whatever." But this just... made absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever. Nothing was tied in. It's like that game meme defense.
Getting sick of these movies, they aren't funny at all.
I can't believe this isn't fan made hahaha it's the cheapest looking one yet. I want to know how involved these guys were with Scary Movie.
most unfunny thing since the US version of The Inbetweeners
Not enough memes
I like these kinds of movies for how cheap they look.
Man, if ever there was a movie that didn't need to be made.
They even reused the iron man costume from the disaster movie one.
ugh
Only thing funny in that movie was chubby Nick Fury
where are the rage comics
I remember when I watched Meet the Spartans at the movies with some friends. I was 12, and it was barely even funny then.
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;40955589]I remember when I watched Meet the Spartans at the movies with some friends. I was 12, and it was barely even funny then.[/QUOTE] I remember when i watched it, even now i wonder what the flipping fuck i was thinking. I can't believe i bought into those shitty movies such as Scary Movie.
the original scary movie was pretty good imo.........
So do we all hate the scary movies now?
This doesn't even look legit.
This could have been an ok parody if they hadnt thrown so many pop culture references in it...
Brought to you by 1/4 of the writers of Scary Movie
Even though I know they're retarded I still usually watch movies like scary movie and vampires suck. They're fun in a 'turn your brain off' way, like CoD. But this one ugh This one looks unforgivably terrible. After effects explosions? fucking angry bird references? I'm out.
An entire team of people thought this was a good idea Somebody sat down and actually wrote this stuff down and thought it was acceptable for release
holy fucking shit that so bad I feel sick this is what a lot cinema movies seem to be like now Resident Evil 5: R and Silent Hill 2: R where just as bad
Stop it, stop right now.
Parody is dead in cinema, We had Airplane, we had the original Scary Movie, and there's just so many terrible cash-ins on these movies that it's pitiful. Luckily the internet exists, where you can find actual funny parody comedy and don't have to settle for shit like this.
[QUOTE=Primigenes;40956548]Holy fuck what was up with the quality of the effects. The acting was shit and I expected that, but come on some of those effects were just ass. What was their budget 1 Zimbabwean dollar?[/QUOTE] They usually have a budget of $20+ million for these films. Go figure.
[QUOTE=postal;40956814]They usually have a budget of $20+ million for these films. Go figure.[/QUOTE] most of the cash probably went into the pockets of those two hack writers
[QUOTE=postal;40956814]They usually have a budget of $20+ million for these films. Go figure.[/QUOTE] Considering how many products end up in these movies, I'm not surprised.
[QUOTE=Hamsterjuice;40956939]most of the cash probably went into the pockets of those two hack writers[/QUOTE] 2 PEOPLE wrote this? I had trouble believing 1 monkey wrote the script for all these movies
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