• What happens after death?
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Probably nothing, it's a saddening thought really.
[QUOTE=MEME POLICE;23156205]72 virgins duh[/QUOTE] So you go to a star wars convention when you die?
there'll be a big party after yours
:iiam:
Can I say my opinion, even though I might get flamed for it? :ohdear:
You get little worm buddy's that eat you
[QUOTE=Funky Pickle;23156263]Can I say my opinion, even though I might get flamed for it? :ohdear:[/QUOTE] Go on...I don't think anyone is so much of a jackass as to flame you over a opinion.
[QUOTE=one free man;23156197]fixed possibly.[/QUOTE] Wat. Never read up on the Flying Spaghetti Monster or anything, have you? =P
Think of what it was like before you were conceptualized, before you came into existence. That's death for you.
[QUOTE=O'10er;23156312]Think of what it was like before you were conceptualized, before you came into existence. That's death for you.[/QUOTE] :psyboom:
[QUOTE=DeVotchKa;23156306]Wat. Never read up on the Flying Spaghetti Monster or anything, have you? =P[/QUOTE] Oh yeah that's right, you get to drink beer all day in after we die.
Well, if you die you're dead. Ima be serious now, I don't believe in such a thing as afterlife, but I do believe in reincarnation. Why? Because I always have the feeling I lived longer then just this life.
you respawn after three seconds
[QUOTE=Cheryl Cole;23156370]you respawn after three seconds[/QUOTE] My theory exactly!
I guess reincarnation, just because nothingness scares the living shit out of me. I mean, just nothing :ohdear: It also does kind of make sense in my little mind.
[QUOTE=VikCreamCake;23155909]We'll just re-spawn.[/QUOTE] What if your playing Search and Destroy?
[QUOTE=FreezingStorm;23156416]What if your playing Search and Destroy?[/QUOTE] Wait till the next round, duh.
[QUOTE=Doctor-Mask;23156293]Go on...I don't think anyone is so much of a jackass as to flame you over a opinion.[/QUOTE] Hahahahaha, welcome to Facepunch.
[QUOTE=Doctor-Mask;23156293]Go on...I don't think anyone is so much of a jackass as to flame you over a opinion.[/QUOTE] Okay... well, I think you have some form of an afterlife. Whether you turn into into a ghost or go to heaven, I think one of them happens. Reincarnation might happen too, but that's the choice I least believe in.
you get liquefied and fed to the rest of us, as the machines need them to survive. [img]http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c145/MyLeftWing/gottlieb/Matrix-pod-with-baby-740799.jpg[/img] will you take the blue pill or the red pill? [img]http://valentine2.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/redblue_pill.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Funky Pickle;23156548]Okay... well, I think you have some form of an afterlife. Whether you turn into into a ghost or go to heaven, I think one of them happens. Reincarnation might happen too, but that's the choice I least believe in.[/QUOTE] that's outlandish and stupid why would you discuss your opinions here what is wrong with you :v:
[QUOTE=DeVotchKa;23156306]Flying Spaghetti Monster[/QUOTE] Woops, never heard of it. Should I be scared or hungry?
[QUOTE=one free man;23156599]Woops, never heard of it. Should I be scared or hungry?[/QUOTE] Just accept the embrace. He is all around you. Seriously.
I'm not particularly eager to find out, but that could have something to do with the fact that if my hypothesis is correct, I won't be able to confirm it.
[QUOTE=Stigma;23156614]Just accept the embrace. He is all around you. Seriously.[/QUOTE] Be touched by His noodly appendage. He accepts all.
Oh god, I knew someone would break out the matrix references soon enough.
[QUOTE=DeVotchKa;23156156]You go to Heaven if you're a good Pastafarian like me. There's a beer volcano and a stripper factory. Unless you're bad, then you go to Hell, which is more or less the same but the beer is stale and the strippers have STD's.[/QUOTE] VD, actually.
You don't die, with infinite probabilities you will go down the line that means you live forever. [editline]08:19PM[/editline] Quantum Immortality
[QUOTE=kasmoke;23156839]VD, actually.[/QUOTE] And the beer isn't stale, it's American. I assume the FSM meant American adjunct lagers like Budweiser, Miller and Coors, though, not craft beers.
I imagine it's the same thing as before you were born. Didn't bother me then, so it's not gonna bother me when I die either.
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