You could take my approach and find something else to do after you realize you fail at dating.
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Welp now it all makes sense thanks OP! Maybe now girls won't run away from me.
why dont you just be your self?
wait too cliche right? :airquote:
Howe you're like the world's greatest giver of relationship advice. Why don't you start a TV program and tell the world about your amazing secrets on how to get in a chick's pants.
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Serious:
Don't go after girls. Become a badass. They will want you, then you can take your pick.
Your guide makes me want to punch babies.
Highfive.
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Serious:
Don't go after girls. Become a badass. They will want you, then you can take your pick.[/QUOTE]
or just learn to play guitar or drums and the chicks will come outa no where
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;19026892]Howe you're like the world's greatest giver of relationship advice. Why don't you start a TV program and tell the world about your amazing secrets on how to get in a chick's pants.
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You really think so?
It would be a really short show though and the viewers would be have to be all clueless idiots... so I guess I'd have a wide audience.
Problem is what to fill the show with? All I would say is to the viewers would be "Stop living in fantasy land" to comments like this:
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;19026892]
Don't go after girls. Become a badass. They will want you, then you can take your pick.[/QUOTE]
I mean yeah dude that's what's up bro. :hehe:
I think the problem why 90% of facepunch doesn't talk to women or have girlfriends is because of their appearance
don't wear shirts with Portal swag on it because face it unless you find a true gem of a woman they won't think that your acne-ridden face and nerd attire is attractive, wear flatbrims and american eagle/hollister, clean yourself often, etc
[QUOTE=Protocol7;19027121]I think the problem why 90% of facepunch doesn't talk to women or have girlfriends is because of their appearance
don't wear shirts with Portal swag on it because face it unless you find a true gem of a woman they won't think that your acne-ridden face and nerd attire is attractive, wear flatbrims and american eagle/hollister, clean yourself often, etc[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Howe;19026540]What makes it great is the social environment it creates when people who drink the substance get together.
Being drunk effectivley makes you stupider in the sense your neurons fire at lower frequencies while intoxicated. This makes you and others more willing to do things you normally wouldn't do and usually you have a good time with even the simplest of things.
Or did you think people drank vodka for it's delicious taste?[/QUOTE]
There's evidence that suggests that the neurological parts of being drunk may be a placebo effect. Tests have been done in which people have been given non-alcoholic beverages and told that it's alcohol, and after long enough they begin to act drunk.
A friend of mine drank alcohol for the first time recently (because of this, I might try it myself (just the once though, to test this), and he told me that he could think perfectly normally. His decision making skills were totally intact and everything he thought followed a coherent, logical chain. The only problem that he experienced was his motor functions weren't quite up to par.
It's all up there, in your head. Drinking doesn't make you stupid. Being stupid makes you stupid. If you can't have fun without alcohol then there's something wrong with you.
[QUOTE=sltungle;19027172]There's evidence that suggests that the neurological parts of being drunk may be a placebo effect. Tests have been done in which people have been given non-alcoholic beverages and told that it's alcohol, and after long enough they begin to act drunk.
A friend of mine drank alcohol for the first time recently (because of this, I might try it myself (just the once though, to test this), and he told me that he could think perfectly normally. His decision making skills were totally intact and everything he thought followed a coherent, logical chain. The only problem that he experienced was his motor functions weren't quite up to par.
It's all up there, in your head. Drinking doesn't make you stupid. Being stupid makes you stupid. If you can't have fun without alcohol then there's something wrong with you.[/QUOTE]
Lol, I think you misinterpreted the results of the very common alcohol placebo tests.
It's 100% fact that drinking slows your neuron firing in many sections of the brain and...
holy shit I was about to tell you that alcohol makes you stupider than usual! What's next? Do I have to prove to you that the sky is blue, grass is green, the moon revolves around the earth, and shit smells?
Seriously dude, drink 5 shots in 20 minutes and try to spell "federalism". Trust me, it makes you stupider.
Look at this, you would try to sober up in front of an officer right? Some people couldn't even do the alphabet.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEAWVWKrz7c[/media]
[QUOTE=Howe;19027297]Lol, I think you misinterpreted the results of the very common alcohol placebo tests.
It's 100% fact that drinking slows your neuron firing in many sections of the brain and...
holy shit I was about to tell you that alcohol makes you stupider than usual! What's next? Do I have to prove to you that the sky is blue, grass is green, the moon revolves around the earth, and shit smells?
Seriously dude, drink 5 shots in 20 minutes and try to spell "federalism". Trust me, it makes you stupider.
Look at this, you would try to sober up in front of an officer right? Some people couldn't even do the alphabet.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEAWVWKrz7c[/media][/QUOTE]
But you can also tell someone that they've just drank 5 shots in 20 minutes when really it was non-alcoholic and they'll still have the same problem.
The mother of someone I know poured out something like 90% of a bottle of vodka and filled it with water, and after he drank what he thought was vodka he acted drunk (even though it was essentially just water). Slurred speech, saying stupid things, the works. He thought he was drunk, so he acted drunk.
[QUOTE=sltungle;19027359]But you can also tell someone that they've just drank 5 shots in 20 minutes when really it was non-alcoholic and they'll still have the same problem.
The mother of someone I know poured out something like 90% of a bottle of vodka and filled it with water, and after he drank what he thought was vodka he acted drunk (even though it was essentially just water). Slurred speech, saying stupid things, the works. He thought he was drunk, so he acted drunk.[/QUOTE]
The placebo effect doesn't work on everyone and I guarantee he didn't act like he took 5 shots.
What are you insinuating? That everyone fakes being drunk? Really?
[QUOTE=Howe;19027027]You really think so?
It would be a really short show though and the viewers would be have to be all clueless idiots... so I guess I'd have a wide audience.
Problem is what to fill the show with? All I would say is to the viewers would be "Stop living in fantasy land" to comments like this:
I mean yeah dude that's what's up bro. :hehe:[/QUOTE]
Oh you.
[QUOTE=Howe;19027403]The placebo effect doesn't work on everyone and I guarantee he didn't act like he took 5 shots.
What are you insinuating? That everyone fakes being drunk? Really?[/QUOTE]
I'm not saying it doesn't effect you at all (for example motor skills are obviously impaired and such), but certainly SOME of it could be 'fake' (not intentionally, though). Essentially: yes, I think it effects people, but, to what extent it effects people... I think that's questionable.
That's why I'm going to test it myself. My other theory is that, my friend, being an incredibly intelligent person as it is wasn't effected as much by the alcohol as your regular person. Hence why he was still capable of thinking normally.
Oh look, another pointless "womenz" advice thread that the OP wrote up to be a "cool guy".
Every woman is different and you kids who post these advice threads don't seem to understand that.
Good guy here. Made great first contact, was a nice guy, have the girl I was going after.
This method works, but it can work with a few variations as well.
[QUOTE=sltungle;19027448]I'm not saying it doesn't effect you at all (for example motor skills are obviously impaired and such), but certainly SOME of it could be 'fake' (not intentionally, though). Essentially: yes, I think it effects people, but, to what extent it effects people... I think that's questionable.
That's why I'm going to test it myself. My other theory is that, my friend, being an incredibly intelligent person as it is wasn't effected as much by the alcohol as your regular person. Hence why he was still capable of thinking normally.[/QUOTE]
You're misinterpreting the results. The water is the placebo. Not the alcohol. Someone who has never been drunk would not experience the same results with water. On alcohol, they would (obviously).
The majority of people who dwell the internet that i've run into in real life, sadly, are anti-socialites. They're either obsessed with Anime, have horrible Fashion Sense/Style, and are obese.
These qualities are often present amongst eachother.
If you're an anti-socialite, start feeling confident and do something about the way you create first impressions.
[QUOTE=The Jman Wik;19027807]You're misinterpreting the results. The water is the placebo. Not the alcohol. Someone who has never been drunk would not experience the same results with water. On alcohol, they would (obviously).[/QUOTE]
Yes, of course the water is the placebo. But they TELL them that it's alcohol, and under that belief, they exhibit worse mental skills than the people who KNOW it's not an alcoholic beverage.
[url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2634499.stm[/url]
That's a memory test that was done under those conditions. People believing that they had consumed alcohol performed worse than people that knew they hadn't.
[QUOTE=sltungle;19027448]I'm not saying it doesn't effect you at all (for example motor skills are obviously impaired and such), but certainly SOME of it could be 'fake' (not intentionally, though). Essentially: yes, I think it effects people, but, to what extent it effects people... I think that's questionable.
That's why I'm going to test it myself. My other theory is that, my friend, being an incredibly intelligent person as it is wasn't effected as much by the alcohol as your regular person. Hence why he was still capable of thinking normally.[/QUOTE]
Or maybe he A) Didn't have that much to drink or B) Wasn't really able to effectivly assess how well he could "think".
I mean, did he test himself in certain cognitive areas? Or did he just say "Na bro I just like, could think normal man".
Did he do his math homework afterward or something? What proof brohan.
[QUOTE=Howe;19027297]Lol, [b]I think you misinterpreted the results[/b] of the very common alcohol placebo tests.
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[QUOTE=The Jman Wik;19027807][b]You're misinterpreting the results.[/b] The water is the placebo. Not the alcohol. Someone who has never been drunk would not experience [...][/QUOTE]
I like the way you think... even though your point is no where near mine.
[QUOTE=sltungle;19027909]Yes, of course the water is the placebo. But they TELL them that it's alcohol, and under that belief, they exhibit worse mental skills than the people who KNOW it's not an alcoholic beverage.
[url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2634499.stm[/url]
That's a memory test that was done under those conditions. People believing that they had consumed alcohol performed worse than people that knew they hadn't.[/QUOTE]
Honestly I say if you haven't tried it you can't judge it correctly right?
Make sure you drink enough to get in a nice state (3-4 shots, or 2-3 mixed drinks)
[QUOTE=Howe;19027937]Or maybe he A) Didn't have that much to drink or B) Wasn't really able to effectivly assess how well he could "think".
I mean, did he test himself in certain cognitive areas? Or did he just say "Na bro I just like, could think normal man".
Did he do his math homework afterward or something? What proof brohan.[/QUOTE]
I know saying "he's always right," sounds stupid and like a cheap explanation, but... fuck, he IS. He's fucking never wrong and it's god damn scary. If he says he could think clearly, then I believe him.
He said the only problems he had were with walking and such. He'd be thinking, "left foot there, right foot there," but... well, it just wouldn't happen. His feet would be going all over the place even though he didn't want them to.
[QUOTE=Howe;19027937]Honestly I say if you haven't tried it you can't judge it correctly right?
Make sure you drink enough to get in a nice state (3-4 shots, or 2-3 mixed drinks)[/QUOTE]
I'll try that. I'm going to make sure I do it in an environment where I'm not influenced by people too much (but of course I'll need some people there with me at the time), so hopefully I'll get an unbiased view of the effects. I suspect if everyone around me acting stupid it might influence the way I act.
[QUOTE=sltungle;19028050]I know saying "he's always right," sounds stupid and like a cheap explanation, but... fuck, he IS. He's fucking never wrong and it's god damn scary. If he says he could think clearly, then I believe him.
He said the only problems he had were with walking and such. He'd be thinking, "left foot there, right foot there," but... well, it just wouldn't happen. His feet would be going all over the place even though he didn't want them to.[/quote]
I think I know what your friend is talking about, certain parts of your cognition aren't impaired nearly as much as others, mainly the operation of the thalamus and cerebral cortex (memory related stuff) are effected. Which means you feel normal inside your head, like thoughts to yourself and about stuff, but your learning and deep memory retrieval skills are limited and impaired. I think if he would have done some more trials (best way is to do math problems :P) he'll see he preforms below par.
I always remember what happened even if I get hammered out of my mind to the point where the room spins, its weird, I remember everything from the night if I think a bit on it.
[QUOTE=sltungle;19028050]I'll try that. I'm going to make sure I do it in an environment where I'm not influenced by people too much (but of course I'll need some people there with me at the time), so hopefully I'll get an unbiased view of the effects. I suspect if everyone around me acting stupid it might influence the way I act.[/QUOTE]
Well most important part is to have fun, do the "tests" when everyone else is passed out xD.
There still isn't a part about penis.
[QUOTE=Tetsmega;19028252]There still isn't a part about penis.[/QUOTE]
I have part of a penis.
Oh lord, even if this isn't the way to go about doing things it was an amazing read. I laughed so hard.
I once heard some dating tips telling me that apparently girls will try to make you do shit to see how much they can get away with. I took this into consideration while I was with a cute girl I work with, and when she asked me to do work, I told her she ain't gonna make me jump through hoops.
Either she really wants me now or she thinks I'm lazy and useless.
kk i have a question
For the past few years I've been living in a country where I rarely get the opportunity to talk to a girl. (fucking saudi 'rabia)
I'm worried that when I move back to canada I won't know shit about girls and I'll fuck up real bad
is this prob true or am I just exaggerating?
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p.s. im not going to drink
Why would i want the girl to wear something slutty?
Your opinion is not everyone elses opinion.
[QUOTE=paul simon;19029210]Why would i want the girl to wear something slutty?
Your opinion is not everyone elses opinion.[/QUOTE]
You want her to wear something slutty so people can see your name you wrote on her boobs and genitals
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