Australian police are useless - I need an idea for a home made trap
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Why don't you just hit him with a stick?
I'm gonna have nightmares about that fucking person just sitting in that chair, not making a sound, watching me walk into my room. :ohdear:
If you can work out what routes he is taking, dig a hole and cover it with some planks and leaves and hopefully you'll catch him :P
[QUOTE=heavy2;25871308]Why don't you just hit him with a stick?[/QUOTE]
Fuck confronting the cunt. they are mad enough to come back 3 nights in a row.. how do I know they arent mad enough to stab/shoot/tazer me
nail his dick to a tree and push him over.
[QUOTE=ForestRaptor;25870946]Watch more Home Alone.
Or:
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You seem to be forgetting that he is in Australia, land of banning anything that looks like a gun.
[QUOTE=obeegalaxy;25871020]We have a big dog. He's scared of his own shadow.[/QUOTE]
Use more dog.
building a trap is super illegal even in the states, it's premeditated manslaughter or premeditated assault which you will spend some time in jail unless you have an amazing lawyer
thats the goon ghost, put some goon out the front every night as an offering and it'll leave ya.
Get a bat, wait, hit.
Claim self defense and arrest him, tie him, call the cops..
Go watch all the home alones.
[quote=dogmachines;25871473]you seem to be forgetting that he is in australia, land of banning anything that looks like a gun.[/quote]
that looks like a piece of candy ! Ban it !
put some oil or something slippery on the ground... That would be a good obstacle, buy you some time.
stab cunts in the face who walk in
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Kill yourself, kill your friends, kill your family. That post was shit.
[QUOTE=RayDark;25871905]Kill yourself, kill your friends, kill your family. That post was shit.[/QUOTE]
Not necessarily in that order?
do you have asspergers?
[QUOTE=tehfrog;25871952]do you have asspergers?[/QUOTE]
heh no i dont accept my advanced evolutionary state to be a 'disorder'
You should probably just get an alarm system of sorts.
This is stupid. You're stupid. You're more likely to get your dog caught in a trap.
[editline]5th November 2010[/editline]
I am of course, assuming you have a pet of some kind.
Over here, it's even illegal to hit someone in actual self defence, there's been a few cases where the victim would be punished more severely than the aggressor.
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I am of course, assuming you have a pet of some kind.[/QUOTE]
If I could rate you bad reading right now...
[QUOTE=ForestRaptor;25870946]Watch more Home Alone.
Or:
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I'm pretty sure that wouldn't work unless the shell was encapsulated in a barrel of sorts. Otherwise there won't be the pressure to hurl the shot out.
well, your dad is working on a car, so he might have an angle grinder, what you do is wait downstais, have the angle grinder and bigest cutting disk you can find, or even a steel bristle disk, and a peice of steel, when he opens the door, start throwing sparks at him. Make sure the peice of steel has the general shape of a machette, should scare him off for good.
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;25872715]If I could rate you bad reading right now...[/QUOTE]
Drunk when posted, get out of jail free card.
[QUOTE=Supacasey;25871918]Not necessarily in that order?[/QUOTE]
Disagree.
[QUOTE=Penguiin;25871710]building a trap is super illegal even in the states, it's premeditated manslaughter or premeditated assault which you will spend some time in jail unless you have an amazing lawyer[/QUOTE]
Yes well if a person is trying to kill you its self defence. You have to have clear proof the person was trying to kill you however.
[QUOTE=DogGunn;25871105]in australia, if you use force, you can only use equal force to them.[/QUOTE]So if I live in Australia and a ninja breaks into my house wielding a katana, I have to put away my gun, get my katana and only attack him after he has attacked me? Would we also need to have identical injuries after our confrontation and would I later have to break into his house?
[QUOTE=Ali Legend;25872791]I'm pretty sure that wouldn't work unless the shell was encapsulated in a barrel of sorts. Otherwise there won't be the pressure to hurl the shot out.[/QUOTE]
If I remember right, all it's supposed to do is make a loud [i]'bang'[/i] and a flash, to scare off trespassers.
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