i have had the same kind of pestilence near my window a while ago, except this one decided to lay an egg.
the egg was eaten by another bird, but the mother kept coming back, sitting on a half-eaten egg. fucking stupid.
It is a messenger of the Gods o -o
wow that is one silly bird
look at it
it looks so dumb
OMG, thats the same bird who stole my shoes!
I think this video will help you with your problem.
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HOLY SHIT!!!! that is the exact kind of bird that bashes into my window every morning and wakes me up!!! next time he does it ill take photos for proof, fuck thse little bastards, if it wasnt so hard for me to get a gun in Aus id blow his stupid little beak off.
Oh my God another quality post by budspoonce :v: After I saw it was you who made this thread I knew I would be in for a laugh.
Deodorant can and a lighter, toast the fucker.
let it in
Buy a fake Owl. I promise you he won't come back.
We had a woodpecker beating on the side of the house at specific times every morning, bought a fake owl and set it up outside, dude never came back.
Apply a brick to it
I have the EXACT same type, every bloody morning he wants to fly into my living room window a couple hundred times for no reason.
i laughed way too much at this.
sums up every morning for me
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The last bird thread was much more adorable :(
Oh gawd, The Last Exorcism was true :psyboom:
Haha, this is a quality thread, made my day.
Recruit this bird to Michael Bay's remake of The Birds, watch your problem end on the 1st day of shooting.
Put birdfood somewhere else. Maybe it'll get attracted to that spot instead.
i've got a bird that chills on my balcony and instead of chirping and being acceptable at 5 in the morning it fucking screams like a grown woman.
....wait.
If you're that desperate, take this:
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Do ONE of these 3 things with it:
1. Kill the bird.
2. Kill yourself.
3. Throw away the gun and chill with the bird.
Thanks for the boxes, guys.
Convert it to Communism.
I'm surprised nobody has said this yet.
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[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;24855461]I would suggest getting a pussy cat.[/QUOTE]
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Didn't help with a mouse, doubt it would work with a bird.
It's probably seeing itself in the reflection of your window. By staying there and tapping its beak on the window, it's trying to identify a real bird. It probably wants a mate, and found it in your window.
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Move it quick.
[b]EDIT:[/b] If the mods find out what you said Iknowitall, your screwed
It wants to be your bro, bro.
wow budspoonce this is a quality thread yet again as i am expected of you it is really great i give it a 4/5
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Move it quick.
[b]EDIT:[/b] If the mods find out what you said Iknowitall, your screwed :cry:[/QUOTE]
you're not gay yourself right
It's waiting for you to take your clothes off! Now do it!
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