• Godamnit bird go away no one likes you
    204 replies, posted
Fuck it in the face, and leave a nice taste.
blogpunch
birds are so cute and funny. like silly funny.
This thing happened to me. It was a little chaffinch. Except it was outside my brothers room, and he shot the poor little fucker with an air rifle. :saddowns:
It just wants some love :frown:
[img]http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/phoyodude/thefuckyoujustsay.jpg?t=1284757163[/img]
That bird's face pisses me off so much. I don't know why. Edit: Now I do.. [QUOTE=BuDSpOoNce;24855423] [IMG]http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/7557/img7267c.jpg[/IMG] [/QUOTE] [img]http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/046/123/original/magnets.jpg?1270937748[/img]
This was happening to me one or two months ago. This friggin bird would sit at my window flying into it for like, a week. A fucking week, pecking at my window. Then one morning, it was found dead in my dad's car.
I think the bird is cute. It's even wearing a tank top.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjOssAesgPE[/media]
Reminds me when I hit a window where a bird was he fell off and died
smug piece of shit bird.
Feed it baking soda on bread. NATURAL FIREWORKS! Sort of.
Build a small reverse bear trap. Put it on it's head and make sure it's remote controlled. Next time he wakes you up, you can see some feathers flying around your window.
I have never seen a bird like that, he looks nice
Is that a magpie?
[QUOTE=Freestyle;24855450]Let it sleep next to you.[/QUOTE] wake up with 50 wet shitstains beside you.
Oh god, most gold member threads are absolute shit but I fucking lol'd at this one.
baking soda ftw
Aw, it's cute.
Oh noes... new meme is in progress of corrupting teh internets.
I've have not laughed this hard in a while. [QUOTE=eggball;24888043]Oh noes... new meme is in progress of corrupting teh internets.[/QUOTE] Just like the lol speak you're using. +1 contribution to an annoying meme.
Make a... feathery?
why are you so mean?? it's probably hurt! take it to the vet and have him checked. plz do this for facepunch
This thread was so god damn wonderful.
Hammer
I love this thread
Stupid bird stole my quarter...flew away with it...stupid.
he did it again this morning. i woke up at 5 in the morning, hearing a bang right above my head. i peak through the blinds and see that smug portraiture hanging by the window. then it just flies away. :doh:
It's probably just a skinwalker trying to kill you. Let it in.
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