[QUOTE=BuDSpOoNce;24892653]he did it again this morning. i woke up at 5 in the morning, hearing a bang right above my head. i peak through the blinds and see that smug portraiture hanging by the window.
then it just flies away.
:doh:[/QUOTE]
What happened to your Dad avatar
Best avatar ever
[QUOTE=eggball;24888043]Oh noes... new meme is in progress of corrupting teh internets.[/QUOTE]
Go back to /b/.
This is the beginning of a birdemic!
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgAbVfh6WYg[/media]
it has returned for another round of grievance.
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Peewees are cute. Deal with it.
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or get a slingshot
Be glad. That's a good looking bird.
Did you want a seagull or a pidgeon instead?
Starts with waking you up, then next thing you know...
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqKS-hkhhh4[/media]
Get these things. [img]http://www.bird-x.com/images/Bird-Spikes-Polycarbonate-Plastic-Bird-Spikes.jpg[/img]
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They're called bird spikes.
Find out where the bird live's itself, and bash your head on it's window's
Okay, now you are turning it into a forced meme.
Like all memes, it was funny for a bit now just stop.
Place baking soda and water in a cup outside your window
Brings back memories, I had a Pee Wee sit out my room on the fence nearly every morning and would just continuously fly into the Window and go back on the fence.
After a month or so it left, it came back once or twice after that, but I haven't seen it since.
But yeah it's most likely because it's seeing it's reflection and attacking it thinking it's another bird.
[quote]# Attacking reflections in windows, particularly in the breeding season but can occur at any time. Some birds become obsessed by the other bird in the window as they believe that it is a threat to their territory.[/quote]
Put a secondary pane of glass a few inches out of your window ledge and when he comes in next he'll either
A. Fly into the glass and die
B. Bang his beak on that window but you won't hear him because it is in front of the actual window pane.
[QUOTE=Grimezy15;24894351]Brings back memories, I had a Pee Wee sit out my room on the fence nearly every morning and would just continuously fly into the Window and go back on the fence.
After a month or so it left, it came back once or twice after that, but I haven't seen it since.
But yeah it's most likely because it's seeing it's reflection and attacking it thinking it's another bird.[/QUOTE]
ah this makes sense. my windows are tinted, so when you stand outside and it's sunny, the window looks very reflective.
hes a muslim terrorist and will blow up ur building... xD
[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;24855686]That bird is obviously trying to lead you to the pot of marijuana.[/QUOTE]
At the end of the rainbow.
[QUOTE=BananaBanana;24855454]How do I bird flu?[/QUOTE]
I thought Bird Flu was extinct?