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There's no kill like overkill.
[QUOTE=Failboat;24895918]Whats up with your obsession of guns.
Killing small birdies is bad. God will punish you for it.[/QUOTE]
Everyone likes guns. Especially this crazed guy in my avatar.
[b]He laughs like a fucking [i]maniac[/i] when people blow up in a shower of guts and blood[/b]
And he ignites aerosol cans and blows shit up with it
[QUOTE=bepassley;24855552]wait i remember this
the birds
if more birds start to come you should probably vacate your house[/QUOTE]
They gon' find you.
Top quality thread as expected by a Gold Member.
Is a cute bird though, don't kill it.
Airsoft gun.
bird stole my window
I fucking hate birds. They always get stuck in this niche between the chimney and the wall of my house and flap around until they die. It's sad, but it freaks me out when it happens late at night. I don't even want to know how many dead birds there are in there. Also a couple days ago one flew into my window and concussed/wounded itself and before I could do anything my dog came out and started munching on him. I had to scoop it up with a shovel and carry it to the trash while its (already creepy enough) lifeless bird-eyes were looking straight at me.
my cats always bring weird shit into the house
(btw bird is alive just playing dead.)
i saved it because when the cat brought it in to toy around with it before killing, it jumped away and flew around my house.
this freaked out my dogs, who filled the place with racket. i threw a cloth over the bird, got everything outside, then put the bird back outside.
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yesterday i got a frog. (fully intact)
i almost stepped on it because i didn't know it was there. it was belly-up, playing dead.
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i've only recently started taking pictures of them.
In America, we have solutions for this...
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[QUOTE=Ridge;24908958]In America, we have solutions for this...
[IMG]http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b100/89Sunbird/Shooting/feb24243.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Gun obsessed rednecks make Americans look bad :frown:
No, they make it look safe.
[quote=counterpo0;24914184]no, they make it look safe.[/quote]
qft
[QUOTE=counterpo0;24914184]No, they make it look safe.[/QUOTE]
Until they go crazy and use it and make them look bad for having it in the first place.
That's my cousin.
Be nice.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'
Give it a name
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and raise it
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as your own pet
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:allears:
[QUOTE=Ridge;24908958]In America, we have solutions for this...
[IMG]http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b100/89Sunbird/Shooting/feb24243.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
That's kind of what I suggested! Only, I got rated boxes. :saddowns:
Throw Ultra Balls at it!
The bird.
Make it your dinner.
Convert 't t' piratism.
[QUOTE=jordguitar;24915459]Until they go crazy and use it and make them look bad for having it in the first place.[/QUOTE]
I have a pencil in my posession that ALWAYS misspells the word "mechanical."
Don't blame the tool, blame the user.
Keelhaul it.
[QUOTE=Recurracy;24900746]Everyone likes guns.[/QUOTE]
Never been into guns, nor cars. Not claiming that they aren't interesting, but the interest in them is highly overrated. I don't see what is so cool with those things.
Shitloads of boxes for not having macho interests incoming.
It's telling you to get outside
It just wants you to wake up.
You've been in a coma for thirty years.
What happened to the last bird thread about the guy who found a baby crow.
Also feed it.
Leave window open, when it returns, Apply a rock or heavy object to it.
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My work here is done.
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