• Godamnit bird go away no one likes you
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It watches you masturbate.
Goddamit, I lol'd.
haha holy fuck poor dude
I heard that bird meat tastes like chicken :smug:
[QUOTE=EndUV;24966274]I heard that bird meat tastes like chicken :smug:[/QUOTE] A chicken is a bird. But a bird is not neccessarily a chicken.
do you live in italy? those red roof tiles in the background remind me of when i lived in venezia
That bird doesn't give a [b]fuck[/b]
Open the window and push it off the sill. If it gets in then beat it with a stick.
what do you think would happen if you let it in?
[QUOTE=Pred4tor;24969179]what do you think would happen if you let it in?[/QUOTE] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqhRcBT1VZ4#t=1m56s]This.[/url]
OP, just wear earplugs or something when you go to sleep. Get outer curtains, or just something to cover the window. . . . That's all I can think of.
haha look at these idiots posting guns. Wow ain't you guys macho? It's a fucking bird you twats.
[QUOTE=Clark21;24972417]haha look at these idiots posting guns. Wow ain't you guys macho? It's a fucking bird you twats.[/QUOTE] They dont call them "clay pigeons" for nothing... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak99sFroHI4[/media]
[QUOTE=T.F.W.O.;24856758]I think this video will help you with your problem. [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL] [URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=eiu2moif7z4[/URL] [/QUOTE] Flushing it down the toilet is CHEAP! BURN IT IN THE OVEN!
best goddamn thread I've read in a long time.
How is this malfunction on social living?
The bird just wants to be your bro, Bro. Just let it come inside and hang out.
its a spy
Cook it and eat the tasty meat.
This is hilarious :v:
Stab it in the chest with a sharp object such as a knife or a sword.
Should see my cockatiel, Pisses me off each and every morning. Whistling "The adam's family theme" Then i have to sing the rest of it.
If you ever move out, attach a note to the leg of the bird saying "My name is Bird and I will be watching.. always." So the next person to move in will wake up to the bird every morning thinking it's evil.
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