• Sex with Dolphins, an F.A.Q. D.I.Y. guide
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I just noticed this thread and I had to post here because what the fuck.
Still not as bad as the "How to have sex with a bird of prey" guide. It was written out of personal experience, by a dude that fucks eagles as an everyday hobby. Thank gods I can't find it anymore.
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;37855371]Still not as bad as the "How to have sex with a bird of prey" guide. It was written out of personal experience, by a dude that fucks eagles as an everyday hobby. Thank gods I can't find it anymore.[/QUOTE] too manly to exist. you're a dirty liar.
[QUOTE=Whittall;37854327]I don't even understand why I can't have sex with animals that have no way of giving consent. It's outrageous.[/QUOTE] They can, you know.
That's enough, internet.
[QUOTE=ventilated;37854088][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/OMO3L.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] I feel strange knowing that someone in this world has masturbated and ejaculated to this image.
wtf did i just read
12 inches what the fuck I'm slightly jealous
[QUOTE=nikomo;37855612]12 inches what the fuck I'm slightly jealous[/QUOTE] Me too :3
[QUOTE=nikomo;37855612]12 inches what the fuck I'm slightly jealous[/QUOTE] I don't think you should be, because you'd have way too many problems with it.
-snip when was this posted-
Dolphin sex was probably the last thing on my mind that I thought I'd learn today.
[QUOTE=Whittall;37854327]I don't even understand why I can't have sex with animals that have no way of giving consent. It's outrageous.[/QUOTE] Are you implying a relationship between a man and a dolphin is not the deepest relationship possible second only to a man and his waifu? :colbert: Srsly though, if the animal can give consent like the dude in the website says, I'm okay with it.
This... Is interesting.
I have nothing to say but: wat.
[QUOTE=begotten;37855623]Me too :3[/QUOTE] Your avatar is a dolphin's reaction to the thread
[QUOTE=DaWhatTheFox;37855624]I don't think you should be, because you'd have way too many problems with it.[/QUOTE] Enjoy people thinking that you have a boner and having your junk lay against the cold, dirty surface of the toilet everytime you deliver political opinions.
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;37856592] Srsly though, if the animal can give consent like the dude in the website says, I'm okay with it.[/QUOTE] It's still depraved.
I did this once. Worth the sand in my shoes.
Where's the :wtc: emote when you need it dammit
[QUOTE=Verratene;37856952]Where's the :wtc: emote when you need it dammit[/QUOTE] [img]http://sparkwire.thanez.net/SendPresents/uploads/oie_wtc.gif[/img]
wat
Welp it's time to delete my browser history again. Thanks Facepunch.
Can you also do a sex with sharks thread for me?
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj0ehBeCu0c&feature=player_detailpage[/media] relevant
This reminds me of when someone posted an in depth guide of how porcupines mated.
[QUOTE=Toyhobo;37857739]This reminds me of when someone posted an in depth guide of how porcupines mated.[/QUOTE] i would love to read this
Wasn't as in depth as I remember buy do enjoy. [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=953927[/url]
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