[quote]more so because Zoophilia is considered illegal in many places[B] (which I think is a load of crud, but the law's the law....)[/B][/quote]
Should I believe anything that the researcher says in the OP because this could be very bias
i think "horny dolphin with twisty wiener" is about as close to comedic perfection as this species will ever hope to achieve
A navy EOD diver was humped to death by a dolphin. :p
Well, today I learned how to have sex with dolphins.
[QUOTE=Ban Camp;37858776]Well, today I learned how to have sex with dolphins.[/QUOTE]
well you have imagined sex with dragons
so
[QUOTE=LordCrypto;37858805]well you have imagined sex with dragons
so[/QUOTE]
I would have sooooo much sex with a dragon, but I don't trust dolphins. They hump people to death!!!
[QUOTE=thisispain;37854187]wtf somebody call the PETA
there are people going around fucking dolphins[/QUOTE]
I know, if we kill the dolphins it'll all be okay, RIGHT?
[QUOTE=VistaPOWA;37854812]why does this site even exist[/QUOTE]
think of it this way: how many lives do you think that warning saved?
why did i click on this?
[sp]i was planning to not fap tonight[/sp]
what did i just read
I remember this website
good times
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;37859127]think of it this way: how many lives do you think that warning saved?[/QUOTE]
None?
It probably killed people tbh
DIY Dolphin fucking
Wat
[QUOTE=LordCrypto;37858805]well you have imagined sex with dragons
so[/QUOTE]
And have dragon dildos, but these are dolphins were talking about!
That web site is pretty much the pinnacle of the internet.
Once you find that, it's all downhill.
I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or puke.
IMO, even if the animal "consents", that's still fucked up.
If a lion killed someone you don't just say "Oh it's alright the lion wanted it to happen!"
[QUOTE='Rain [Amber];37860408']IMO, even if the animal "consents", that's still fucked up.
If a lion killed someone you don't just say "Oh it's alright the lion wanted it to happen!"[/QUOTE]
I do, humans are a species of animal. We are technically a prey animal to things like lions as well.
Seriously what the fuck Facepunch. You never surprise me.
[QUOTE='Rain [Amber];37860408']IMO, even if the animal "consents", that's still fucked up.
If a lion killed someone you don't just say "Oh it's alright the lion wanted it to happen!"[/QUOTE]
There's a pretty thick line between consensual sex and murder, regardless of if there are different species involved.
Kinky.
[QUOTE=No_Excuses;37854191]...I'm okay with this.[/QUOTE]
Dolphins know how to fuck
now to get me a dolphin, a dolphin won't scream rape when I walk towards it
[QUOTE=Toyhobo;37858177]Wasn't as in depth as I remember buy do enjoy.
[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=953927[/url][/QUOTE]
fascinating![QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;37858405]im moist[/QUOTE]
so are dolphins![QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;37858488]Should I believe anything that the researcher says in the OP because this could be very bias[/QUOTE]
he released a book! [url]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/23/malcolm-brenner-dolphin_n_974764.html[/url]
pretty sure it's the same guy, someone buy it[QUOTE=EvilSkydiver;37858768]A navy EOD diver was humped to death by a dolphin. :p[/QUOTE]
dolphins are nature's douchebag, they're just like humans 'cause they hunt for fun! and they can recognize themselves in the mirror!
[url]http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/bizarre/news-bottle-nosed-dolphins-only-animal-kills-fun[/url]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBYU1eayaXs[/youtube]
i imagine those douchey dolphins are the Jersey Shore folks of the ocean! looking at themselves and each other in the mirror before they attempt to mate.
"daddy, why are those dolphins swimming together?"[QUOTE=EvilSkydiver;37858848]I would have sooooo much sex with a dragon, but I don't trust dolphins. They hump people to death!!![/QUOTE]
have you ever seen a lizard have sex? i've seen a turtle hump a boot and it was horrifying.[QUOTE=Kalamadea;37860676]I do, humans are a species of animal. We are technically a prey animal to things like lions as well.[/QUOTE]
that's why people in countries like africa carry spears and whatnot.[QUOTE=farmatyr;37860748]Seriously what the fuck Facepunch. You never surprise me.[/QUOTE]
oh man, i could have sworn i saw this on facepunch first! i hope it doesn't turn into something like badage boys, that would be awful. badage boys was pretty funny a few times though.
[QUOTE=ventilated;37861213]
have you ever seen a lizard have sex? i've seen a turtle hump a boot and it was horrifying.
[/QUOTE]
I said dragon not lizard. ;p But I also like armadillo lizards too. :3
there are at least 14 cases of dolphin rape reported each year in the United States
[QUOTE=EvilSkydiver;37861369]I said dragon not lizard. ;p But I also like armadillo lizards too. :3[/QUOTE]
dragons are lizards.... aren't armadillos mammals? idgi[QUOTE=Chaplin;37861839]there are at least 14 cases of dolphin rape reported each year in the United States[/QUOTE]
is this a fact?
Better than the shark thread vent, gj you win good thread award
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