[QUOTE=FlubberNugget;37863026]dolphins have actually been known to rape and/or kill humans apparently for 'fun'
Weird shit.[/QUOTE]
Humans? unlikely.
They do rape and kill other dolphins, though.
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wait I just watched the above video what the fuck
I don't really like dolphins... is there a website for orca whales?!??
What is this? I don't even.
Are orcas an option? Please add a section
There's probably more of these tutorials with other animals.
Seriously, what the fuck.
if whatever person has the guts to fuck a ready n' willing dolphin, who's to stop them
that's like stopping a lumberjack wrestling a bear because "atomic elbow slams towards all black or brown bears is illegal"
What in the fuck am I reading.
[QUOTE='Rain [Amber];37860408']IMO, even if the animal "consents", that's still fucked up.
If a lion killed someone you don't just say "Oh it's alright the lion wanted it to happen!"[/QUOTE]
The more times I read this analogy the less sense it makes.
fuck dolphins all day erryday 690
[QUOTE='Rain [Amber];37860408']IMO, even if the animal "consents", that's still fucked up.
If a lion killed someone you don't just say "Oh it's alright the lion wanted it to happen!"[/QUOTE]
Not going to take a side on what defines "consent", but if the dolphin really was consenting, there's a huge difference between consensual sex and murder.
[QUOTE]Latin Geek: okay wow a complete guide on how to fuck dolphins
Latin Geek: I think that's the internet wanting me to stop browsing
[REDACTED]: Wait, on Zoophile.net or somewhere else?
Latin Geek: facepunch
Latin Geek: w-
[REDACTED]: ?
Latin Geek: WHY DO YOU KNOW OF A SITE CALLED ZOOPHILE.NET
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[QUOTE=latin_geek;37866054][/QUOTE]
I also know of animal porn sites. Just because you know a site exists doesn't mean you frequent it or even visit at all. I thank Encyclopedia Dramatica for all the damn sites.
[QUOTE=Whittall;37854327]I don't even understand why I can't have sex with animals that have no way of giving consent. It's outrageous.[/QUOTE]
A lone human in the water with a dolphin is not capable of having sex with an unwilling dolphin.
[QUOTE=Unfrozen;37866302]A lone human in the water with a dolphin is not capable of having sex with an unwilling dolphin.[/QUOTE]
The only exception is Lil B, but in that case the dolphin would never be unwilling
This is almost as great as that erotic jurassic park fanfiction site
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;37855371]Still not as bad as the "How to have sex with a bird of prey" guide.
It was written out of personal experience, by a dude that fucks eagles as an everyday hobby.
Thank gods I can't find it anymore.[/QUOTE]
All of the want.
All of it.
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on topic, dolphins are pretty much tribal-african in intelligence, if i'm reading this right?
[QUOTE=latin_geek;37866054][/QUOTE]
Nice chat lolg there.[QUOTE=Toyhobo;37866241]I also know of animal porn sites. Just because you know a site exists doesn't mean you frequent it or even visit at all. I thank Encyclopedia Dramatica for all the damn sites.[/QUOTE]why do you browse that site?
[QUOTE=Winner;37866813]No, dolphins are the second-smartest species on Earth, humans being third[/QUOTE]
Then what's the first?
[QUOTE=lNloruzenchi;37866504]All of the want.
All of it.
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on topic, dolphins are pretty much tribal-african in intelligence, if i'm reading this right?[/QUOTE]
Boy
You are damned lucky me n Heslop ain't still running this here rodeo
They don't call that shit the blowhole for nothing.
I wonder if anyone has tried to fuck a shark
:wtc:
[QUOTE=avon43;37867960]I wonder if anyone has tried to fuck a shark
:wtc:[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure someone has.
[QUOTE='Rain [Amber];37860408']IMO, even if the animal "consents", that's still fucked up.
If a lion killed someone you don't just say "Oh it's alright the lion wanted it to happen!"[/QUOTE]
If the dolphin can't consent to having sex with humans, why can it consent with other dolphins?
[QUOTE=avon43;37867960]I wonder if anyone has tried to fuck a shark
:wtc:[/QUOTE]
Rents probably has.
why boner
This... was an interesting thread...
[quote]Pascall: WHY IS THIS A THREAD
TH89: LOOK
TH89: I KNOW YOU RELIGIOUS TYPES WANT TO PUSH ABSTINENCE BUT IF WE DONT TEACH KIDS HOW TO HAVE SEX WITH DOLPHINS SAFELY TEHY'RE JUST GOING TO DO IT UNSAFELY
TH89: THERES NO EVIDENCE THAT ABSTINENCE FROM DOLPHIN SEX EDUCATION REDUCES SEX WITH DOLPHINS
Pascall: STOP IM GOING TO CHOKE ON MY FOOD
[/quote]
Why would anyone question the existence of this thread? It was necessary.
I seriously hope this is a joke. I feel like I need to take a 5-hour shower now.
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