• Sex with Dolphins, an F.A.Q. D.I.Y. guide
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This isn't the first time I've seen a dolphin dick. And by god, no matter how hard I try it won't be the last.
[QUOTE=ventilated;37876393]Why would anyone question the existence of this thread? It was necessary.[/QUOTE] isn't this like the third time its been done
[QUOTE=Mr.Twizzle;37876444]I seriously hope this is a joke. I feel like I need to take a 5-hour shower now.[/QUOTE] you probably need one anyway![QUOTE=kytoidomos;37876547]This isn't the first time I've seen a dolphin dick. And by god, no matter how hard I try it won't be the last.[/QUOTE] sounds like you want to see more... [editline]1st October 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=salty peanut v2;37876754]isn't this like the third time its been done[/QUOTE] no idea, i know it's been done at some point but i don't remember when
Haha. I remember the last thread. :v:
What's going on in he- Oh querido ...
[QUOTE] Male dolphins have [B]two[/B] separate slits for the penis (the urogenital opening) [B]and the anus[/B]. [/QUOTE] Oh god....
[QUOTE=KriegsMar1ne;37879378]Oh god....[/QUOTE] Who knew dolphins pooped.
would this be okay [img]http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3143/2802481485_7fc9d85abb_z.jpg[/img] or is it too risky.
[QUOTE=avon43;37867960]I wonder if anyone has tried to fuck a shark :wtc:[/QUOTE] I go shark jacking every week, it's pretty easy. Study shark migration and pick whatever pool of water is closest to you. Tie a bloody steak on a string around your ankle and stand about knee deep in the shore. Keep an eye out, because eventually a shark will rush towards you. This is when you run back onto land, and you have a friend or two flip the shark over. Then after you jerk the shark off you can roll it back into the water when you're done with your fun
[QUOTE=0FucksGiven;37879903]I go shark jacking every week, it's pretty easy. Study shark migration and pick whatever pool of water is closest to you. Tie a bloody steak on a string around your ankle and stand about knee deep in the shore. Keep an eye out, because eventually a shark will rush towards you. This is when you run back onto land, and you have a friend or two flip the shark over. Then after you jerk the shark off you can roll it back into the water when you're done with your fun[/QUOTE] Oh my. :O
[QUOTE=EvilSkydiver;37879910]Oh my. :O[/QUOTE] bonus : you get a sweet tan from the time spent in the sun
[img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leksjcjnnb1qziiry.jpg[/img] [img]http://themurkyfringe.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/dolphin-teeth.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.animallearningzone.com/dolphin/dolphin01.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.factzoo.com/sites/all/img/mammals/dolphins/young-bottlenose-nice-teeth.jpg[/img] sexy
this is so frickin hot i cant believe....
So aerodynamic...
[QUOTE=TH89;37880887]So [B]hydro[/B]dynamic...[/QUOTE]
dolpins fukken own in the most platonic nonsexual and not at all dick related way
someone should invent an attachment for dolphin fins so they can fly [editline]2nd October 2012[/editline] or attachements so whales can walk on stilts [editline]2nd October 2012[/editline] oh wait [img]http://i.imgur.com/aRu6I.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Mr.Twizzle;37876444]I seriously hope this is a joke. I feel like I need to take a 5-hour shower now.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kSkPc.jpg[/IMG] [img]http://i.imgur.com/VUNFJ.jpg[/img] [editline]2nd October 2012[/editline] ps. it's ur waifu
[QUOTE=ventilated;37883021]someone should invent an attachment for dolphin fins so they can fly [editline]2nd October 2012[/editline] or attachements so whales can walk on stilts [editline]2nd October 2012[/editline] oh wait [img]http://i.imgur.com/aRu6I.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I had a dream about dolphins with spider legs. I don't even fucking know.
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;37888424]I had a dream about dolphins with spider legs. I don't even fucking know.[/QUOTE] Have you ever read Gyo? [img]http://pic.tenmanga.com/comics/16291/148177/c15e1bfe1ac5ed47bec025ca88301b3f.jpg[/img]
Didn't you post this years ago?
thanks vent i was unsure how to bang a dolphin now i'm getting all the squeaky bitches
[QUOTE=mugofdoom;37889791]Didn't you post this years ago?[/QUOTE] not me, but it was definitely posted at some point by someone else!
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=782255[/url] there it is!
LOL! i banned him for making that thread
This information is going to come in handy!
Now I have an excuse to take my nieces and nephew to the Atlanta Aquarium!
[QUOTE=lotusking;37879990] sexy[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.animallearningzone.com/dolphin/dolphin01.jpg[/img] "i got this, man"
[QUOTE=ventilated;37899397]LOL! i banned him for making that thread[/QUOTE] ironey meter
i was looking to find if dolphins with Downs Syndrome exist and stumbled across the baluga whale. which looks like a Dolphin with Downs Syndrome. [img]http://i.imgur.com/wnzQe.jpg[/img]
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