This isn't the first time I've seen a dolphin dick. And by god, no matter how hard I try it won't be the last.
[QUOTE=ventilated;37876393]Why would anyone question the existence of this thread? It was necessary.[/QUOTE]
isn't this like the third time its been done
[QUOTE=Mr.Twizzle;37876444]I seriously hope this is a joke. I feel like I need to take a 5-hour shower now.[/QUOTE]
you probably need one anyway![QUOTE=kytoidomos;37876547]This isn't the first time I've seen a dolphin dick. And by god, no matter how hard I try it won't be the last.[/QUOTE]
sounds like you want to see more...
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[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;37876754]isn't this like the third time its been done[/QUOTE]
no idea, i know it's been done at some point but i don't remember when
Haha. I remember the last thread. :v:
What's going on in he-
Oh querido ...
[QUOTE] Male dolphins have [B]two[/B] separate slits for the penis (the urogenital opening) [B]and the anus[/B]. [/QUOTE]
Oh god....
[QUOTE=KriegsMar1ne;37879378]Oh god....[/QUOTE]
Who knew dolphins pooped.
would this be okay
[img]http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3143/2802481485_7fc9d85abb_z.jpg[/img]
or is it too risky.
[QUOTE=avon43;37867960]I wonder if anyone has tried to fuck a shark
:wtc:[/QUOTE]
I go shark jacking every week, it's pretty easy. Study shark migration and pick whatever pool of water is closest to you. Tie a bloody steak on a string around your ankle and stand about knee deep in the shore. Keep an eye out, because eventually a shark will rush towards you. This is when you run back onto land, and you have a friend or two flip the shark over. Then after you jerk the shark off you can roll it back into the water when you're done with your fun
[QUOTE=0FucksGiven;37879903]I go shark jacking every week, it's pretty easy. Study shark migration and pick whatever pool of water is closest to you. Tie a bloody steak on a string around your ankle and stand about knee deep in the shore. Keep an eye out, because eventually a shark will rush towards you. This is when you run back onto land, and you have a friend or two flip the shark over. Then after you jerk the shark off you can roll it back into the water when you're done with your fun[/QUOTE]
Oh my. :O
[QUOTE=EvilSkydiver;37879910]Oh my. :O[/QUOTE]
bonus : you get a sweet tan from the time spent in the sun
dolpins fukken own in the most platonic nonsexual and not at all dick related way
someone should invent an attachment for dolphin fins so they can fly
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or attachements so whales can walk on stilts
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oh wait [img]http://i.imgur.com/aRu6I.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Mr.Twizzle;37876444]I seriously hope this is a joke. I feel like I need to take a 5-hour shower now.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kSkPc.jpg[/IMG]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/VUNFJ.jpg[/img]
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ps. it's ur waifu
[QUOTE=ventilated;37883021]someone should invent an attachment for dolphin fins so they can fly
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or attachements so whales can walk on stilts
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oh wait [img]http://i.imgur.com/aRu6I.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I had a dream about dolphins with spider legs. I don't even fucking know.
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;37888424]I had a dream about dolphins with spider legs. I don't even fucking know.[/QUOTE]
Have you ever read Gyo?
[img]http://pic.tenmanga.com/comics/16291/148177/c15e1bfe1ac5ed47bec025ca88301b3f.jpg[/img]
Didn't you post this years ago?
thanks vent
i was unsure how to bang a dolphin
now i'm getting all the squeaky bitches
[QUOTE=mugofdoom;37889791]Didn't you post this years ago?[/QUOTE]
not me, but it was definitely posted at some point by someone else!
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=782255[/url]
there it is!
LOL! i banned him for making that thread
This information is going to come in handy!
Now I have an excuse to take my nieces and nephew to the Atlanta Aquarium!
[QUOTE=lotusking;37879990]
sexy[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.animallearningzone.com/dolphin/dolphin01.jpg[/img]
"i got this, man"
[QUOTE=ventilated;37899397]LOL! i banned him for making that thread[/QUOTE]
ironey meter
i was looking to find if dolphins with Downs Syndrome exist and stumbled across the baluga whale.
which looks like a Dolphin with Downs Syndrome.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/wnzQe.jpg[/img]
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