• Sex with Dolphins, an F.A.Q. D.I.Y. guide
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Everyone loves a dolphin in uniform. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/da/NMMP_dolphin_with_locator.jpeg/499px-NMMP_dolphin_with_locator.jpeg[/img]
No boner, this shit does not fucking fly.
[QUOTE=madmanmad;37854248]I get the horrible image of a parent taking the kids for a nice day at the beach only to discover a row of men in the shallow waters humping dolphins.[/QUOTE] Reminded me of this: [video=youtube;NUBVF8VntmU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUBVF8VntmU&feature=player_detailpage[/video]
i had to check and make sure i was in GD why
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;37906900]i had to check and make sure i was in GD why[/QUOTE] Because... ..I don't know.
I'm still waiting for that Sex with Manatees DIY guide.
I'm still waiting for that Sex with Humans DIY guide.
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here's a video of a dolphin threesome. none of the three are human [video=youtube;ZffLgEKOq58]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZffLgEKOq58[/video]
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[QUOTE=Kalamadea;37860676]I do, humans are a species of animal. We are technically a prey animal to things like lions as well.[/QUOTE] Which is why they're endangered and we're not. That's the power of technology, baby. I won't even try to reply to this site; words are not enough.
[QUOTE=ventilated;37920988]here's a video of a dolphin threesome. none of the three are human [video=youtube;ZffLgEKOq58]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZffLgEKOq58[/video][/QUOTE] Like the mom is trying to get her kid over to watch this. "Hey sweetie look at this a gay dolphin threesome"
Interesting.
Thanks alot, internet. Now I can't stop imagining the texture of a wet dolphin in my mouth D:
[QUOTE=ewitwins;37906203]No boner, this shit does not fucking fly.[/QUOTE] No they swim
[QUOTE=ironman17;37854306]Hmmm, this is definitely not for this time period; too much of a controversial subject. Even if it's a consenting intellect, very few would view it favourably, since it's a non-human body. I'd talk more about it, but I won't since the subject is too touchy and modern people (most of them) don't seem too accepting of intimacy with non-human intellects. Then again the same people would probably deem sex with aliens to be bestiality, with their black leather bibles and cold iron crosses. Seems like it's a fine line, very difficult to tread without disparaging words being thrown, so imma remain neutral in this.[/QUOTE] I had a dead straight face before I hit this post congrats
What the fuck am I reading?
I hope you all know that fucking animals is a sin. Now good day.
[QUOTE=EvilSkydiver;37858768]A navy EOD diver was humped to death by a dolphin. :p[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/2rdb7lc.png[/IMG] :V
I'd pay big money to see his eulogy. "And here lies PFC Carver, who died in the line of duty while being humped to death by a gay dolphin as he ran out of air below the waves. May God have mercy on him and his shredded anus. Amen."
You know, some people die in horribly dumb ways. Like being suffocated in a giant pile of corn. I wonder what goes through their mind. Personally, I'd be incredibly pissed off. "WHAT THE FUCK? THIS IS HOW I'M GOING TO DIE!? BEING RAPED BY A DOLPHIN? GOD DAMN IT NO!"
[QUOTE=KarloMcMarlo;37928603]I'd pay big money to see his eulogy. "And here lies PFC Carver, who died in the line of duty while being humped to death by a gay dolphin as he ran out of air below the waves. May God have mercy on him and his shredded anus. Amen."[/QUOTE] Like I said before it happened to a navy EOD diver working with dolphins.
Any other interesting guides you know OP? Also how did you even end up at a site like that?
you know some guy in florida was just arrested for horse/donkey sex, not trollin or anything, but it should be noted in the OP that this is probably considered illegal
[QUOTE=Sableye;37990946]you know some guy in florida was just arrested for horse/donkey sex, not trollin or anything, but it should be noted in the OP that this is probably considered illegal[/QUOTE] thanks detective I didn't know bestiality was illegal I should probably stop fucking my pet hedgehog now
[QUOTE=Sableye;37990946]you know some guy in florida was just arrested for horse/donkey sex, not trollin or anything, but it should be noted in the OP that this is probably considered illegal[/QUOTE] Zoophilia is legal in 16 states so it's not entirely illegal. [editline]10th October 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=0FucksGiven;37991054]thanks detective I didn't know bestiality was illegal I should probably stop fucking my pet hedgehog now[/QUOTE] Aren't hedgehogs like at most obesity 10 pounds? the illegal weight for sex with animals is like under 15 pounds, or under the height of like 1 foot.
[QUOTE=andololol;37991107]Zoophilia is legal in 16 states so it's not entirely illegal.[/QUOTE] Zoophilia =/= Bestiality They're not the same thing.
Never understood why it's called 'Bestiality'. Best? Aren't they Beasts?
The first thing that came to mind [img]http://i.imgur.com/uSDoV.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Ereunity;37991335]Zoophilia =/= Bestiality They're not the same thing.[/QUOTE] Zoophilia is the preferred saying for beastiality, since when were they different? Care to elaborate?
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