• Terra Malatora - IMMORTAL CYBORG DRAGONS
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[QUOTE=Garik;31672585]What kind of bullying does a man have to go through to come up with all this shit.[/QUOTE]Probably more than a lifetime's worth. Kinda sad if you think about it I suppose.
What use do Dragons have in space anyway. Medieval Dragons of the past are upset.
Even with lots of cheating, intelligent people can't even make a goddamned toaster by themselves. Spastic furries have less than no chance at making something similar (ie by ending up dead before the end), let alone making a robot dragon. I doubt they'd even be able to catch an aeroplane flight out of the country. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ODzO7Lz_pw[/media]
I must be considered a "threat", unable to log in still. Yahn. Ah well. Who can log in? Agree for yes, Disagree for no to avoid any unnecessary spam posts.
If ya think about it... this shit'll all be just like Jonestown. IF Taygon even does get any land for them and they all go there (which is highly unlikely), I bet they'll all be waiting around for their "Scientists" to make them their cyber-bodies, in which Taygon will find out that... well, it's next to impossible. Then, the self-humiliated leader will snap inwardly, maybe shoot a few "Snooping" US senators, and he'll convince the entire cult to do some crazy, self-sacrifice shit like, i dunno, drink Dr. Pepper or something laced with "Magic robotification potion" (Otherwise known as cyanide), to which every one of the retards will take a nice, long sip, then roll over, gurgle "I think it's working", and then die. Just like Jonestown. Juuuust like it... And after that, then their glorious, totally-smart leader Gaygon will have no remorse, seeing as A) all the people he lied to and promised shit to will be dead, and B) He'd be dead too, so nobody can make fun of his epic failure to his face. Of course, WE'LL all be laughing anyways. or cringing in pity as to how a single person be so dumb and yet move so many people.
wat
[QUOTE=the_killer24;31679144]wat[/QUOTE] [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown_massacre]This is basically what he says is going to happen if this ever goes through.[/url]
[QUOTE=Fhenexx;31679287][url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown_massacre]This is basically what he says is going to happen if this ever goes through.[/url][/QUOTE] Taygon's eventual words if it all fails, " Just remember, it is from a goblet so it's not poisoned at all. I promise you will wake up in a tin can. No not one of the many I sent you to go get. QUITE judging my leadership and drink the dam juice."
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[QUOTE=bravojr;31680945]Taygon's eventual words if it all fails,[/QUOTE] if?
[QUOTE=the_killer24;31681060]>if[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=MahBOI;31681277]if?[/QUOTE] Yes if, because if it doesn't even start then technically it is not a fail.
I doubt he'd smarten up and give up like that... I know his inner-circle of friends, one of them personally, and even though that guy used to be quite a smart, well-adjusted guy, I think that judging by how bat-shit he's gotten, Taygon must be much, much worse. he'll probably watch that movie 30 Minutes or Less, and call it research, and then rob a bank or something so he can make(or, in this case, afford) his Island Paradise. Oh, and for an added surprise- I'm a furry myself, but I think that Taygon is bat-shit, along with all his dopey, self-hating "citizens". like they say- pretending is good, only to a point. I wouldn't wear a fursuit if you paid me, and although being a giant robot lizard would be cool, I wouldn't exactly run off at the first shmuck who acts like he knows what he's talking about and believe every word he says. I USED to do that- but, holy fuck, did I learn my lesson. seriously. yeesh.
I know someone on skype who knows these malatora folks, I'm debating whether I should pursue them and beat them verbally. Should I do it, y/n?
Anyone else noticed that the people in this thread devoted to bringing these forums down/infiltrating them are just as weird and obsessed as the Malatora people are Because I sure noticed it Just postin
[QUOTE=Zeke129;31682402]Anyone else noticed that the people in this thread devoted to bringing these forums down/infiltrating them are just as weird and obsessed as the Malatora people are Because I sure noticed it Just postin[/QUOTE] Makin' sure we don't miss any hilarious antics from our favorite comedians.
Sweet fuck, this just won't die will it? Is there some sort of update feed we can get, so we can read said insane ramblings? Lovely for a rainy day, what what.
Besides, if any electronic or cybernetic is vulnerable to it, won't an E.M.P disable shit?
[QUOTE=Zeke129;31682402]Anyone else noticed that the people in this thread devoted to bringing these forums down/infiltrating them are just as weird and obsessed as the Malatora people are Because I sure noticed it Just postin[/QUOTE] i havent noticed it because its not true
So... Uhh... Are they building a spaceship now?
[QUOTE=Falchion;31686434]So... Uhh... Are they building a spaceship now?[/QUOTE] if you can call a cardboard box with firecrackers stapled to it a "Spaceship", then yes.
[QUOTE=ForcedDj;31685690]Besides, if any electronic or cybernetic is vulnerable to it, won't an E.M.P disable shit?[/QUOTE] no they already have plans for that with super secret underground emp-proof nuke-proof invasion-proof super bunker of death and dargons
[QUOTE=ForcedDj;31685690]Besides, if any electronic or cybernetic is vulnerable to it, won't an E.M.P disable shit?[/QUOTE] You can shield electronics from an E.M.P., but it's incredibly expensive to do so, which is why most facilities just house their databases and everything important underground. Look at Cheyenne Mountain, for example.
[QUOTE=LuaChobo;31689992]"My name is Taygon, this is the final frontier of my life on the ss dergon It seems we have hit a snag, our wings cannot fly in space air, we must fix this. We have told space that we are immortal robots but it fails to listen, we have to resort to drastic measures. Space, you are a troll and for that you are banned from our space. We have succeeded men! BREATHE IN THAT GOOD SPACE AIR" I dont know [editline]13th August 2011[/editline] Board offline, is it just me or derp[/QUOTE] Board is offline to most it seems. It is unknown if their group of buddies can still use it or not. This however most likely is the case. [QUOTE=Zeke129;31682402]Anyone else noticed that the people in this thread devoted to bringing these forums down/infiltrating them are just as weird and obsessed as the Malatora people are Because I sure noticed it Just postin[/QUOTE] It's like a sword versus a shield. To combat the sword, you must put equal effort in using a shield. Obsession does create more obsession. That is why half of the looney dictators even became slightly successful at the very least in luring people. There truly is only 2 ways to slay this "dragon" for lack of a better choice of word. 1. Have them in every way denied to exist. This would involve destroying all known documents, and obliterating all ways of recovery. Just think, Catholic church burning pagan idols and you have a similar ide 2. Cut off their capabilities to communicate over long distances completely for a long time. Otherwise they will just gain popularity. Just look at why Rebecca Black is soo "popular" all the negative publicity strengthens her perceived ,"positive" message to her followers.
What is even the point? I mean, they're so deluded, they're just going to ignore you and claim victory anyway.
[QUOTE=MasterG;31677466] This brings on another problem; power. How the fuck are they expecting to power all of this? Solar power? To harness enough solar power, they'd likely need to cover most of the surface in solar panels. This is, again, easily detectable by orbiting satellites. The only alternatives are geothermal energy or wave power. Wave energy would be highly inefficient, and the tools required to dig deep enough to really harness geothermal energy sufficiently enough to power an entire research base would be too deep to reach without the aforementioned mining equipment, not to mention the fact that geothermal energy is rather inefficient at the moment, since you have to dig down so deeply to harness it and since heat transformers are rather inefficient right now. So even assuming they can "cobble together" all this "existing technology" the logistics of operating a large facility on a remote island are so monumentally difficult that it'd be difficult for them to build so much as a car this side of the year 2500. [/QUOTE] Durr, it's obvious they have anti-matter reactors and tokamaks.
[QUOTE=Saber15;31700485]Durr, it's obvious they have anti-matter reactors and tokamaks.[/QUOTE] Yes yes we all know their plan. Get into giant dragon mecha's, request the surrender of the Hadrian collider, and if their demands are not met they will blow up the moon. Now you may be thinking. Wait they don't have the power for such a dragon suit mecha thing. You would be correct, and the answer to this problem is obviously a Hyperion micro singularity pulse charge induction coil of overrating high violation doom generator. The found the plans on the internet, and we all know you can trust it. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_41btVawMc&feature=related[/Media] It looks something like this, cool right? I know it is. Since they will no doubt get annoyed of all the buzzing their motors produce in their buttocks, "due to the fact most of them just want orgies all the time as a result" they will have no choice but to make the operation as quick as possible. One of the dragons will point, and simply say "FIRE EVERYTHING" and the t1000 esque metal tails will form into rockets and blow holes the size of Jupiter into the facility. Don't worry, the holes were formed by Tycron shape charges so the Hadrian collider is completely safe. After scanning the Hadrian collider, that one dude with the special ability will be able to minimize the technological master piece based on how he takes it apart in his mind. They will then use this to get small amounts of anti matter by eating very specific lawn chairs with Rebbeca Blacks hit single Friday, but don't worry it only takes 1 to produce the perpetual singularity necessary for antimatter. Tokomaks are far less cooler, and less epic, and stuff that probably doesn't work anyways because the name is stupid.
Who else here thinks Taygon probably sounds like [URL="http://tindeck.com/listen/ifvk"]this [/URL]when he talks?
[QUOTE=Stradbong;31744328]Who else here thinks Taygon probably sounds like [URL="http://tindeck.com/listen/ifvk"]this [/URL]when he talks?[/QUOTE] Nah, Sid is a bit too cool.
Shame they realized how batshit they were. I miss all the crazy.
Oh Wow, that is hilarious. Wonder if a they got a hell of a reality check, classic none-the-less.
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