• Terra Malatora - IMMORTAL CYBORG DRAGONS
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replace humans with mechanofurries or whatever the fuck this guy's on [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgZzCrpqT5E&feature=related[/media] PLS EXTERMINATE ALL FURRIES SPECIALLY THIS ONE KTHANKS PS: I came into this thread thinking that someone had made a game about cyborg dragons fighting eachother with loud metal music in the BG Maybe in 2D Fuck you OP, dissapoint But seriously OP, you made me stop hating furries you made me -pity- them
[Quote=Robert Lord]Robert has an uncanny ability to avoid being shot: because of this, he often finds himself the object of many wild stories Sky and Zach fondly tell of him running through a cloud of paint without being hit, or dodging a flying paintball Matrix-style. For the most part, these stories are very much true, and usually quite hilarious. Robert uses a customized red ACI F4 Illustrator (a very old marker now) with a remote (usually connected to a large 20 oz. CO2 tank on his back). Occasionally, he swaps out the standard 12-inch barrel for a giant 18-inch one, and takes the role of a sniper/sharpshooter: using this setup, he has scored at least one direct center-of-face goggle-shot, firing a single round, on a moving target.[/Quote] What the hell does that have to do with ruling a nation?! He reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite if Napoleon Dynamite was infatuated with dragons, the whole wiki is filled with his "invaluable" skills. And would you look at that, according to his Xfire account he has 232 hours logged in minecraft [url]http://www.xfire.com/profile/terminator484/[/url]
I'm now doubtful, I don't know wether to chose North Korea or Malatora as my future residence
[QUOTE=UncleJimmema;31431220]What the hell does that have to do with ruling a nation?! He reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite if Napoleon Dynamite was infatuated with dragons, the whole wiki is filled with his "invaluable" skills. And would you look at that, according to his Xfire account he has 232 hours logged in minecraft [url]http://www.xfire.com/profile/terminator484/[/url][/QUOTE] Truly the grandest leader ever. I would love to fight and die beside him. He uses very bad model of paintball gun, to just highlight his masculine nature. You obviously do not see his Kimjong likeness. Now time for me to bash common sense back into my self. One moment... After careful consideration, and by consideration I mean a lot of pain by flesh meeting metal. I must now with common sense placed firmly back into my head, say the flip side to the coin. Truly he has no qualifications to lead a girl scout brigade. Even to their death. Fighting would be hard, but the dieng part would be easy. His taste in paintball markers suck balls especially if he is going old school. No world leader no matter how bad should ever be "compared" to him in any way. Even Kim. On a side note, his friend "Racktor" has logged a fuck load into he game Istaria, which by what I can tell only exists because it is a mmorpg where you can be a "dragon" which everyone chooses obviously. However, he doesn't declare himself tiagonian or whatever it is, and so I must figure from this reoccurring theme, he has friends that distance themselves from him, yet may play a game together. [QUOTE=gnisasas;31431675]I'm now doubtful, I don't know wether to chose North Korea or Malatora as my future residence[/QUOTE] Korea, it is safer. At least you have a chance that the Koreans would not shove your brain into a metal lead can in the shape of a dragon and hope that it "works".
What the fuck is this... BEST IDEA EVAR!!!1!!!1111! (Obvious sarcasm) This type of government would fall apart in literally 0.0000001 seconds.
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DRAGONS :3
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FOR THE GLORIOUS CYBERDRAGON MASTER RACE.
[QUOTE=BrainDeath;31435185]FOR THE GLORIOUS CYBERDRAGON MASTER RACE.[/QUOTE] Good question, How would a dragon master race of zombie cyborgs solute?
[QUOTE=bravojr;31435536]Good question, How would a dragon master race of zombie cyborgs solute?[/QUOTE] Presumably with a strong acid. Flesh isn't soluble in water.
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/44919ic5imf4.gif[/IMG] Why do people go to such lengths about things that obviously wouldn't work?
[QUOTE=BrainDeath;31435749]Presumably with a strong acid. Flesh isn't soluble in water.[/QUOTE] Aha, I see. Now how would they salute?
[QUOTE=bravojr;31436021]Aha, I see. Now how would they salute?[/QUOTE] Don't try to apply logic or any sort of rational thought to this, you won't get anywhere.
[QUOTE=AnEvilGuy;31436056]Don't try to apply logic or any sort of rational thought to this, you won't get anywhere.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Batshitvil] Chakat cytrans have their emotional state monitored by their internal computers, and this data is shared via a short-range radio broadcast, which can influence other nearby chakats: this partially replicates the empathic sense that the species is supposed to have. Chakat hearing, sense of smell, and eyesight (particularly night vision) rivals that of even the mighty dragons. [/QUOTE] yup, but just imagine what a emp or any standardized military radio scrambling tech would do to their shit.
This is absolutely golden, I cannot breath.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;31436723]This is absolutely golden, I cannot breath.[/QUOTE] Good, cause if you could breath you would probably end up like your avitar. Edit: Dam their "morals" are still under construction... that would be pure platinum. wait.... Does this mean they have no morals? oh oh oh...
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kyGTV.png[/IMG] We are so cool
[QUOTE=the_killer24;31439270][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kyGTV.png[/IMG] We are so cool[/QUOTE] Hey don't make fun of them toooooooooooooooo, much. Hitler started out basically like this. The only difference right now is there is the "internet" and so you can see these sort of people out in front instead of behind the scenes manipulating others. Truth is stranger then fiction, which has got to be the understatement of all time. Hitler was a vegetarian painter who wanted to better the world, not unlike these individuals with the same loose grip on what is "possible" as well. As long as they don't try to experiment with dimensional bending technological *breakthroughs* that end up killing a lot of people, raise a portal to hell, create zomb.... well they probably will try the last one. However, as long as they stay away from half the crazy idea's Hitler had, they might not become successful. I think one of the major reasons Hitler gained power is just how insane he was, that and the depression Germany was suffering.
Fun Fact: Hitler's original vision of the Übermensch was actually a half-man half-cat cyborg. With Tits.
[QUOTE=-Mud-;31439541]Fun Fact: Hitler's original vision of the Übermensch was actually a half-man half-cat cyborg. With Tits.[/QUOTE] ...Hot.
[QUOTE=-Mud-;31439541]Fun Fact: Hitler's original vision of the Übermensch was actually a half-man half-cat cyborg. With Tits.[/QUOTE] Self supporting tits. Though on older models this usually failed and caused them to spontaneously rip off.
[QUOTE=bravojr;31440015]Self supporting tits. Though on older models this usually failed and caused them to spontaneously rip off.[/QUOTE] Such is the price of progress, clearly.
[QUOTE=the_killer24;31439270][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kyGTV.png[/IMG] We are so cool[/QUOTE] They [i]have[/i] to be trolls, there's no way anyone can be that stupid. If such a man does exist, I shall retract those words and immediately live in fallout shelters for the rest of my life in fear of the outside world.
I was actually expecting badage boys.
[QUOTE=TheGronk;31441423]I was actually expecting badage boys.[/QUOTE] No, unfortunately this is worst. [QUOTE=-Mud-;31440039]Such is the price of progress, clearly.[/QUOTE] That and using "robotic muscles that are 50 times stronger then any man" in tits. Now that's what I call "Mass tits" oh oh oh.
[QUOTE=the_killer24]*Image of shitface trying to be optimistic and all powerful*[/QUOTE] Wow, just wow... as someone said earlier, there is too much work into this for him to be a troll. I'm just gonna laugh if we read the news about how some dude attempted to invade a land in Africa and got his ass handed to him, in fact, I wish that he tries something so that the whole world can point and laugh and ultimately say to him: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIxNLcPyvEA[/media]
[QUOTE=bravojr;31436577]yup, but just imagine what a emp or any standardized military radio scrambling tech would do to their shit.[/QUOTE] so uh i tried reading the guy's 'story' and apparently they will make their dragons able to withstand sustained 12.7mm bmg fire and deflect atgms with their bare hands
This is bloody brilliant.
[QUOTE=the_killer24;31439270][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kyGTV.png[/IMG] We are so cool[/QUOTE] Arguably the dergons themselves are the biggest weirdos themselves and have to find the same minded people through the internet just to have anything reminiscent of "friends".
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