[QUOTE=N.A.N.B;31465137]Welp, there goes the chance of peace between the Facepuncher's Socialist Democratic Anarchistic Union of United States Of the world, and Malatora. Us FPSDAUOUSOTW'ers are totally going to destroy you all. We have, like giant solar cannons and Death stars and spaceships and chainsword-armed super space marines and supernukes and big robot sex slaves and mass murder machines and time powers and magic and stuff. Now you fucked up.[/QUOTE]
But dude... Robot Raptors!
[QUOTE=Murkrow;31465114]Wait wait wait.
Let me get this straight.
A group of 55 or so furries have formed a group that will take over/buy a small island and establish an utopic cyborg society where everyone's brains are transplanted into robotic host bodies.
Apart from the minor problems of taking over (which generally requires guns and enough guts to actually do and defend it when nearby nations get pissed off), transporting existing residents to a different place (and somehow making sure they don't complain about it - assuming there are any existing residents) / buying the island (which would generally cost ten time as much as all the groups' resources put together), developing android bodies (when the most advanced scientists can hardly make bipedaled robots that walk at an extremely unimpressive speed) and brain transplant into host bodies (and connect all the senses of the bodies and all the joints together so they can be controlled by and influencing a human brain perfectly, when the best of the best medical professionals of the human race can end up having a hard time transplanting other organs into host bodies that are fairly identical, let alone a brain in a cyborg) and... I forgot where I was going with this.
I'm all for "live and let live" but that doesn't stop me from saying
what the fuck is wrong with these people[/QUOTE]
hey, you just have to [i]open your mind[/i]
after all, the human brain only uses 5% of its
oh wait shit
wrong stale aphorism
you can accomplish anything with a little determination
[QUOTE=-Mud-;31465154]But dude... Robot Raptors![/QUOTE]
Don't you remember the briefing, Mud? FPSDAUOUSOTW has friken giant robot planet-sized space sharks with friken laser plasma death beams on their friken heads.
[QUOTE=N.A.N.B;31465173]Don't you remember the briefing, Mud? FPSDAUOUSOTW has friken giant robot planet-sized space sharks with friken laser plasma death beams on their friken heads.[/QUOTE]
Of course, how could I forget the FGRP-SSSWFLPDBotFH.
How stupid of me!
[QUOTE=-Mud-;31465182]Of course, how could I forget the FGRP-SSSWFLPDBotFH.
How stupid of me![/QUOTE]
Remember that next time, man, I dunno if Our Grand GodKing and Savior Garry New-Man will enforce people not knowing how strong the FPSDAUOUSOTW's military might is.
[QUOTE=M.O.R.G.E;31464354]@ -Mud-
furries huh?
so tell me
would you all be willing to go talk to some Indians that have seen creatures to be as their spirit ?
(the Eagle Bear and all the many other things)
I'm sorry, but i think you would end up probably being scalped (could you use a close shave?)[/QUOTE]
Sorry, this might be a little late but Ahahaha oh god.
Ok the main difference between native americans and furries is that the native americans did not want to BE animals. They also did not dress up as animals unless for deceit when hunting or for shamanistic occurrences. It's not like "fursonas" and the native american spirit animals are really comparable. Actually the difference gets quite large just at the fact that the indians didn't strap furry ears and tails on their person.
[QUOTE=Falchion;31465259]Sorry, this might be a little late but Ahahaha oh god.
Ok the main difference between native americans and furries is that the native americans did not want to BE animals. They also did not dress up as animals unless for deceit when hunting or for shamanistic occurrences. It's not like "fursonas" and the native american spirit animals are really comparable. Actually the difference gets quite large just at the fact that the indians didn't strap furry ears and tails on their person.[/QUOTE]
Well they did strap animal teeth, skin and feathers to them. But I'd do that too if I killed them with my bare hands.
The difference is that they did it as trophies and not because they feel like they are a gay blue wolf inside.
MORGE left; probably to warn his superiors about the wrath of the FPSDAUOUSOTW. Soon they will be begging to be spared from total annihilation by us. You know what we will say? "Fuck no, furfags."
[editline]1st August 2011[/editline]
Actually, how did they find out about us anyway?
Mehster's Journal. August 1st, 2011: Furry carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This nation is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The islands are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their technology and Aspergers will foam up about their waists and all the dragons and cyborgs will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."
Seeing how all these cyborgs will be dependent on electricity, you could just detonate a nuke a few miles over the island to create an electro magnetic pulse that would effectivly short circuit the wiring and effectivley killing every inhabitant on the island. That is if they actually get so far that they build the robots, which is [U]INCREDIBLY[/U] unlikely. The whole idea is a spawn of insanity and the only good thing I could see coming out of this is a really badass game based on this idea, where you have to fight evil robot dragons.
[QUOTE=Red scout?;31466733]Seeing how all these cyborgs will be dependent on electricity, you could just detonate a nuke a few miles over the island to create an electro magnetic pulse that would effectivly short circuit the wiring and effectivley killing every inhabitant on the island.
That is if they actually get so far that they build the robots, which is [U]INCREDIBLY[/U] unlikely.[/QUOTE]
I dunno, a fursuit covered in aluminum foil and Legos seems pretty resilient to emp's
I rest my case
(Many of you showing your intelligence with a display of childish act)
[QUOTE=M.O.R.G.E;31466877]I rest my case
(Many of you showing your intelligence with a display of childish act)[/QUOTE]
What case? You didn't make a case!
You just came in here, ranted about Einstein, called everyone close-minded children then ran out declaring victory.
[QUOTE=M.O.R.G.E;31466877]I rest my case
(Many of you showing your intelligence with a display of childish act)[/QUOTE]
How? I'm the only one that's acting unserious, as this topic is one that in every sane social circle would be counted as a joke. The rest of us are telling you that the plan will never work, and explaining how and why in meticulous detail.
[QUOTE=M.O.R.G.E;31466877]I rest my case
(Many of you showing your intelligence with a display of childish act)[/QUOTE]
How is explaining how reality works being childish? I think you are the childish one for actually trying to make this fictional idea of erotic desires and unrealistic technology that will not exist for hundreds of years coming to life in such a underdeveloped country in the span of 30-50 years. Truly, you are the childish ones for having such unrealistic expectations.
I still am wondering how they've even found us out.
[QUOTE=Lolkork;31466998]Immortal Cyborg Garden Gnome Master Race Country.
Hey guys, I just got the best idea; we should create a country where we can live as Garden Gnomes. I mean, how awesome would that be?
We could like conquer Japan or some other 3rd world country and enslave the whole population, then
we would make them build a huge space station on Jupiter. There we would start making Cyborg Garden Gnome bodies for ourself, you
know we already have all the technology, we just have to put it
all together; like building a computer. But I get a feeling that the earthlings would be very hostile
against us, so we should have some extremly powerful weapon to
defend ourself with, like a atomic
bomb or something. I'm pretty good at military stuff because I've played a lot of CoD so I shoul be
able to build an extremly powerful defence system for our
society.[/QUOTE]
We already have all that; haven't you heard of the FPSDAUOUSOTW?
You can be a cyborg garden gnome that destroys planets with your fists and laser plasma death ray eyes and ride the legendary FGRP-SSSWFLPDBotFHs.
first of all mr. "Red scout?" (why you have the ? mark beats the hell out of me)
lets say i have no idea in the first place of the many things you all are talking about (technology)
and i had one earlier ask me "can i be a pony instead of a dragon?"
is that something someone would say to someone you don't Even know yet? (very odd)
about how many of you are possibly on illegal drugs? (cause a lot of insanity in here)
someone just thought this was "funny"
(it was Not meant to be funny) there for i rest my case again (a forums site based on insanity)
there for i say to you good bye and good luck with where your lives go
as for some i think i already know
[QUOTE=M.O.R.G.E;31467058]first of all mr. "Red scout?" (why you have the ? mark beats the hell out of me)
lets say i have no idea in the first place of the many things you all are talking about (technology)
and i had one earlier ask me "can i be a pony instead of a dragon?"
is that something someone would say to someone you don't Even know yet? (very odd)
about how many of you are possibly on illegal drugs? (cause a lot of insanity in here)[/QUOTE]
First of all, if you maybe, MAYBE, Looked at my avatar, you might have noticed a BLU spy wearing a mask picturing a Scout, so we can draw the conclusion that he is disguised as a RED scout, and therefore I use the question mark, because the RED team would possibly be unsure if he really is a RED scout or a BLU spy.
Well, regarding the technology, we cannot just read our spinal cord and directly translate it to robotic movements, and we are neither capable of creating a fully robotic body that will support the human brain.
The pony thing was just a joke related to the obnoxious MLP hype.
Regarding illegal drugs, i've never taken anything to be considered an illegal drug, and even if? Do you think I would be so out of my mind to actually take something with possible permanent mental disabilities as an outcome? No, of course not.
Chance of trolling 62%. Chance of being legit 38%
And he left again. When/if you come back MORGE, do show us your malatora forum page to show us "nonbelievers" that you are, in fact, legit.
Well then. Will another brave soul try to "talk some sense" into us "insane people?"
[QUOTE=M.O.R.G.E;31467058]first of all mr. "Red scout?" (why you have the ? mark beats the hell out of me)
lets say i have no idea in the first place of the many things you all are talking about (technology)
and i had one earlier ask me "can i be a pony instead of a dragon?"
is that something someone would say to someone you don't Even know yet? (very odd)
about how many of you are possibly on illegal drugs? (cause a lot of insanity in here)
someone just thought this was "funny"
(it was Not meant to be funny) there for i rest my case again (a forums site based on insanity)
there for i say to you good bye and good luck with where your lives go
as for some i think i already know[/QUOTE]
Why (do) you (keep) abusing (parenthesis) like (an) RPing (13) year (old)... (!)
In my sexy RP days, we used *[I]glances at your epic, silky manhood[/I]* very often.
I had better days.
[B]EDIT:[/B] Can I be a pony instead of a dragon?
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/faggots6.png[/img]
Hey, this sure sounds like an awesome novel.
Oh wait, it's not? Nevermind.
[QUOTE=Red scout?;31467449][img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/faggots6.png[/img][/QUOTE]
A dragon herm with a year of JROTC under his belt can EASILY make complex robotics and machinery.
It still doesn't answer if I can be a pony or not.
As soon as I saw that this thread had 130 new posts, I knew at least one of them had come here to post.
99.9% of the stuff they plan won't ever even come close to being done, unless Taygon is Tony Stark (something tells me he isn't though). At most they'll move 20 people to that island, put down some sticks, realize it's a bad idea, everyone (or nearly) goes home.
It saddens me that we have gotten to a point where we can believe that someone who says stuff like this is actually serious.
[QUOTE=Jad Hinto;31459682]I hate to break it to you, but ninety nine percent of the shit you have planned will be impossible for the next few centuries. I mean, cybernetic enhancements? The closet we are is some crazy woman putting magnets in her body for fun.
As for the whole Citadel shit; let's pretend you COULD somehow make it so underground nukes wouldn't hit it. Now think, the radiation. It seeps into the ground. You'd be poisoned and die off in a matter of weeks.
Plus how the hell do you expect to even buy an island? I sincerely doubt you have enough supporters with enough money.
It can be fun to dream and pretend, but so long as you KNOW it's a dream.[/QUOTE]
That's ok, for all conventional bombs we have a "punch" kit we can attach that literally makes a bomb become a bunker buster.
What do you think we have for the nuclear arsenal? Any major country has "punch" kits for their bombs, let alone their nukes for the exact same reason of a lunatic super power cowering in a bunker that cannot be possibly defeated.
[QUOTE=bravojr;31468537]That's ok, for all conventional bombs we have a "punch" kit we can attach that literally makes a bomb become a bunker buster.
What do you think we have for the nuclear arsenal? Any major country has "punch" kits for their bombs, let alone their nukes for the exact same reason of a lunatic super power cowering in a bunker that cannot be possibly defeated.[/QUOTE]
Too bad you'll never get any bombs without being labeled terrorists, and therefor arrested or killed.
Neither will I or anyone else.
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